Affection dreams, tickle torture, funny names, gifts made of panda poop

I dreamed of affection, again. Like that will ever happen... :(
On another note: Thank goodness I don't drive. Maybe Steph will already be at work on an "early" day, hahaha.

Which Kingdom Hearts Character Will You Tickle Torture? by Rizu
Name
Age
What would you tickle them with?	Your fingersA featherA feather with whipped creamA paint brush (with paint)A paint brush (without paint)A feather dusterA pipe cleanerA combA hairbrushA toothbrushAn electric toothbrushA piece of yarnRobotic handsPlastic fingernailsA writing utensilA keybladeA blade of grassA leafA sockSomething else
Where would you tickle them?	BellyRibsChestLeft footRight footBoth feetLeft armpitRight armpitBoth armpitsLeft armRight armBoth armsLeft legRight legBoth legsToesNeckFaceUnder the chinSomewhere elseAll over
How would you keep them from escaping?	Put them in chainsTie them and their hands to the back of a chairTie them to a bedBound them with a ropeHang them upside downStrap them down with leather beltsSit on themTie their hands and feet to their backGlue them to a chairPut them in a bagSuspend them with chainsCuff their hands and feet to a board in a spread eagle positionStrap them down with bungee cordsTrap them in something sticky (like chewing gum or honey)Tie them to a polePut them in a straitjacketHogtie them with ropeTie or cuff their hands and feet togetherPut their feet in stocksPut their feet and wrists in stocksPut their head and wrists in stocksPut their feet, head, and wrists in stocksSomething else
Who is your victim?	Saix
How long will it last?	20 minutes
They will...	Giggle
When you were finished, they...	Went to sleep
Will you tickle them again?	Yes

What's Your Funny Name? by tenchi61
Name:
Gender?	MaleFemale
First Part of Name:	Corporal
Second Part of Name:	Alligator
Third Part of Name:	Doodle

Corporal Alligator Doodle?! Oh dear. o_O


Poo nugget for this weekend: The Gift That Keeps On Giving - Looking for that special gift for your loved one? Try a photo frame or bookmark made of... panda poop. A Chinese company plans on using the tons of poop generated by forty captive pandas to create timeless (and, apparently, odorless) gift items. The items will be odor-free, thanks to a rigorous process that includes baking the poo at over five hundred degrees Fahrenheit. Furthermore, you will only really be getting 30% poo in your gift because 70% of panda poop is simply undigested bamboo.