LOTR Honeymoons and Stubborn Floaters!

Oh my goodness. This book is SO GOOD! HEHEHE. On Chapter 37 now. :D

Your LOTR Honeymoon by MuffinHat
Name:
Age:
Gender:	FemaleMale
With:	Sam
Where:	a hobbit hole
Contraceptive:	the pill
Did it work?	no
Father of your baby:	Gollum

Poo nugget for Thursday, September 24: Doo You Know? - Foolproof Flasher Eradication - The most stubborn Floaters seem to defy gravity and will not succumb to numerous flushing attempts. The solution to eradicating these obstinate poos is to add additional water to the toilet tank in order to flush with more force.