Assoholic camel spiders who are Mad Hatters with Magic Bullets
Facebook quizzes taken from Chris R., Kelly, Jessica G., Kaitlin, and Ryan:
Leslie took the What's Your Mental Age? quiz. (Plow through this quiz & we'll tell you what your real age is, up in your noggin.) Leslie's result is "6 Months Old." You love to get pampered, take lots of naps, and eat mashed bananas. Okay, we're only speculating on the mashed bananas. And really, there's nothing wrong with that stuff. You love to be comfortable and close to the people you love. That stuff's all great! Just be sure to change your diaper every once in a while.
Leslie took the What swearing word best suits you? quiz and got the result: @sshole.
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Terrifying Creature Are You?" with the result Camel Spider. You're very misunderstood. People tend to be put off by your appearance, but really... you just want to be friends with everyone! You are known for being fast and hating the sun, but you're generally friendly and intelligent. You can be a very loyal friend once people give you a chance.
Leslie took the Which Batman Villain Are You? quiz and the result is The Mad Hatter. "Mad as a hatter." You grew up with no friends, which probably led to your mental instability and your childishness. You became a scientific genius studying mind control. You have an obsession with hats as well as the story Alice in Wonderland. You are delusional and believe you are the "Mad-Hatter," and often use mind control technology to carry out crimes.
Leslie completed the quiz "What Super Trooper are you?" with the result Officer Robert "Rabbit" Roto. You are the newest addition to the force. You are partnered with Lt. Ramathorn until he is caught speeding in a car confiscated as stolen property. You are temporarily relegated to dispatch. However, you are later reinstated due to another trooper's actions. You are often accused by Farva of knowing more about drugs than you should, and are accused of having toured with the Grateful Dead when you were younger. Although you are the new guy and rookie of the team, you are noticeably more accepted by and welcomed in the group by the others than Farva is, a source of contention with the latter.
Leslie completed the quiz "WHAT INSANELY BADASS INFOMERCIAL PRODUCT ARE YOU?" with the result YOU'RE A FUCKING MAGIC BULLET! That's right, you're a MAGIC BULLET. That FUCKING AWESOME blender that every person in America wants. You blend all kinds of shit. Throw in some cheese, salsa, and guacamole! Throw in some fresh fruit, I don't care! Throw in your FUCKING GRANDMOTHER for crying out loud! You'll BLEND IT ALL! Sure, you sell for $99.99, but you'll get all kinds of awesome shit you didn't even know you needed! Look at all this crap! A FUCKING JUICER! SOME FUCKING BADASS PARTY CUPS WITH COLORED TOPS SO YOU DON'T FUCKING DRINK OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CUP LIKE YOU PROBABLY WOULD IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE COLORED TOPS! You've got it all, my friend, and an awesome commercial to prove it. It puts the 'AD' in BADASS!
Poo nugget for Friday, July 10: Doo You Know? - "Poopsocking" - With the increasing popularity of online gaming comes a new term to describe the unwavering commitment of some players who would rather poop in their sock than take a break from their computer to use the toilet.
Leslie took the What's Your Mental Age? quiz. (Plow through this quiz & we'll tell you what your real age is, up in your noggin.) Leslie's result is "6 Months Old." You love to get pampered, take lots of naps, and eat mashed bananas. Okay, we're only speculating on the mashed bananas. And really, there's nothing wrong with that stuff. You love to be comfortable and close to the people you love. That stuff's all great! Just be sure to change your diaper every once in a while.
Leslie took the What swearing word best suits you? quiz and got the result: @sshole.
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Terrifying Creature Are You?" with the result Camel Spider. You're very misunderstood. People tend to be put off by your appearance, but really... you just want to be friends with everyone! You are known for being fast and hating the sun, but you're generally friendly and intelligent. You can be a very loyal friend once people give you a chance.
Leslie took the Which Batman Villain Are You? quiz and the result is The Mad Hatter. "Mad as a hatter." You grew up with no friends, which probably led to your mental instability and your childishness. You became a scientific genius studying mind control. You have an obsession with hats as well as the story Alice in Wonderland. You are delusional and believe you are the "Mad-Hatter," and often use mind control technology to carry out crimes.
Leslie completed the quiz "What Super Trooper are you?" with the result Officer Robert "Rabbit" Roto. You are the newest addition to the force. You are partnered with Lt. Ramathorn until he is caught speeding in a car confiscated as stolen property. You are temporarily relegated to dispatch. However, you are later reinstated due to another trooper's actions. You are often accused by Farva of knowing more about drugs than you should, and are accused of having toured with the Grateful Dead when you were younger. Although you are the new guy and rookie of the team, you are noticeably more accepted by and welcomed in the group by the others than Farva is, a source of contention with the latter.
Leslie completed the quiz "WHAT INSANELY BADASS INFOMERCIAL PRODUCT ARE YOU?" with the result YOU'RE A FUCKING MAGIC BULLET! That's right, you're a MAGIC BULLET. That FUCKING AWESOME blender that every person in America wants. You blend all kinds of shit. Throw in some cheese, salsa, and guacamole! Throw in some fresh fruit, I don't care! Throw in your FUCKING GRANDMOTHER for crying out loud! You'll BLEND IT ALL! Sure, you sell for $99.99, but you'll get all kinds of awesome shit you didn't even know you needed! Look at all this crap! A FUCKING JUICER! SOME FUCKING BADASS PARTY CUPS WITH COLORED TOPS SO YOU DON'T FUCKING DRINK OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CUP LIKE YOU PROBABLY WOULD IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE COLORED TOPS! You've got it all, my friend, and an awesome commercial to prove it. It puts the 'AD' in BADASS!
Poo nugget for Friday, July 10: Doo You Know? - "Poopsocking" - With the increasing popularity of online gaming comes a new term to describe the unwavering commitment of some players who would rather poop in their sock than take a break from their computer to use the toilet.
Labels: 2009, babies, characters, chris, comics, computer, drugs, facebook quizzes, friends, games, jessica, kaitlin, kelly, maxed-out tags limit, movies, page-a-day, poo, ryan, vivian s., words
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