Saturday, August 26, 2006

Dreams of attacks and identification / summer flings / German names / kissing quizzes

Okay, I'd like to know what was wrong with my subconscious last night. I dreamed of people going into a home and attacking old ladies, like Auntie Paula (Erin's grandma) and various other people at church! No, I haven't been watching A Clockwork Orange lately either. After that, the dream just switched to an old auditorium where various groups from church were giving presentations. Then you had to have three pieces of identification to get out of there into the wintry world. I only had two, but someone saved me by having one more for me. Try as I might, I ended up having variations on the same dream when I woke up and went back to sleep. Not good. :P

The third quiz below reminds me of Virtual Kissing School. (so of course I took their kissing quiz!) I almost wrote "Virtual Killing School," which would be something else entirely... o_O


Your Summer Fling Probably Won't Last

Even though your summer fling totally makes your heart pound...
You've probably just been swept away by a summer romance.
And while it may be hard to say goodbye, at least you had a summer full of passion.
You'll find new passion in the coming months - guaranteed!



Your German Name is:

Ulrike Tatiana



Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!


*snort* HAHAHAHAHA, yeah right!


Virtual Kissing School's kissing quiz

You scored: 32.

If your score was between 46 and 60:
You're a Klever Kisser!

A Klever Kisser enjoys being seductive and desirable. You're the kind of person that is naturally more erotic and aggressive. You enjoy being sensual and involving the entire body in a kiss. You enjoy kissing anytime and for as long as it takes to get the job done right. You don't mind displaying your affection in any location, and pride yourself in your kissing technique. You have an awesome amount of passion and heat flowing through your body when you kiss. You do not take kissing lightly, and tend to hope it will lead to more touching and sharing. You are spicy and can be a little racy. Be careful not to forget the value of a sweet and slow kiss. Your usual hot and heavy kisses are exciting, but it's nice to have a little variety now and then. Overall, you are certainly the most sexy of the kissing styles, and you definitely keep the car windows fogged.

If your score was between 31 and 45:
You're a Krafty Kisser!

A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, or you may lose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall, you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.

If your score was between 16 and 30:
You're a Krazy Kisser!

A Krazy Kisser enjoys being sloppy and free. You're the kind of person that is naturally more unrestricted and wild. You like to put your hands anywhere that strikes your fancy, and you might even scratch, squeeze, or spank other parts of the body while kissing. You could hold the world record for longest kisser because you like to kiss forever. You like to try and shock the other person by trying different techniques, or doing something out of the ordinary. You also like to keep it exhilarating by kissing in places you should not be kissing in. You can get a little freaky and funky, which makes your signature kiss very messy. Try to remember that sometimes slobber all over the face is not exactly what your partner wants. You may need to focus on trying to add in some sweet, slow, and neat kisses. Also, be careful that some of your "Krazy" techniques and movements don't offend your partner. Talk to your partner about what they like to determine a healthy balance. Overall, you are the most exciting of all the kissing styles, and you keep your partner on the edge, waiting to see what's next.

If your score was between 0 and 15:
You're a Kute Kisser!

A Kute Kisser enjoys being sweet and charming. You're the kind of person who naturally is more loving and gentle. You like to be romantic by kissing slowly while stroking your partner's face or by holding their hand. You feel that a kiss is an intimate act of sharing, not just physical fun. You are sensitive to your partner's needs and view your time with them as precious. You like to take your time, and your favorite way to kiss is tenderly. While kissing, you listen to your heart and think about how much your partner means to you. Your ability to tap into your feelings is your greatest characteristic. You enjoy a private environment with your partner, so that the intimacy is not interrupted. You can be playful and like to give sweet little pecks. Remember that variety is the spice of life, and you may want to make kissing more exciting by playing a little rough now and then. Even though you may not enjoy being aggressive, your partner may like diversity, so talk to them about what they like. Overall, you are the most caring and sensitive of all the kissing styles, and you take very good care of your partner by always putting their feelings first.

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