Viva Italia! / Hayden is a GIRL?! / Audioscrobbler slogans

This morning, I asked Jon how the beer event was yesterday: lots of fun and lots of beer. He joked that Mom would have liked it, to which she said "NO!" Hahaha. Dad didn't go to church since he was dizzy, and I guess Steph DID find a spot at the Timothy camp since that's where she was. We ended up getting to church at 9:30, so I talked to J-Mak / Hannah / Priscilla for about 15 minutes before service. (Jon found a CHRISTIANITY TODAY magazine, where the cover article was about online dating... I should have taken that one to read later, but maybe on Friday!) Ryan and Ethan told me that their Tamagotchis had died at least twice already... oh no! (I remember those from like 10 years ago) I got a glass of water for Nathan, who was leading worship and couldn't get it himself, then settled down and talked briefly to Fidela / Jen / Mike / Sam / Megan / Christon about life / get-togethers before service started. The speaker brought up how Chinese fathers never apologize to their kids (SO TRUE WITH ASIAN PARENTS! If they DO apologize, they somehow manage to blame YOU for it while they're doing it!), and Pastor Edward reminded us of the Culinary Gala on Saturday: Michelle thought he'd said "Coronary" Gala... well, you'll get one of those if you eat too much at the event! (hahaha)

After service, Randal asked Eric if he wanted to come early (at 7) on Friday to help set up the tables for food... he said sure, so now I have to take that into account. I introduced Jon to baby Benjamin, who DOES have fat cheeks! Danielle said she went to Galiano Island already, but is going to San Francisco tomorrow for two weeks. We all admired Jeremy's blue "Father's Day Edition: Passport to Beer" spiral guide that he picked up yesterday, and laughed over it. Dianne and Jen wanted to go down to Commercial Drive to see the France-Italy game when Sam said that Zidane had scored already to make it 1-0, so a bunch of them ended up going. Jon said he'd be back for lunch, so I had no worries. I saw Karen Chan briefly, so gave her the birthday card, which she really appreciated: "You ALWAYS remember! I was like: Hmm, why haven't I gotten a birthday card from Leslie this year yet?" (haven't seen her, that's why!)

Toddler Sunday School was all right: I learned that little Ian and Sean's girl cousin is named Hayden, and she'll be going back to Hong Kong in a bit. Too bad I didn't see Ian... guess I'll carry his birthday stuff with me one more week! Lunch was fine, and I told Jon that I'd give him two books next week: the Green River one, and the one about gross places that Sheena and Chalaine got me for my birthday. On the way home, we learned that Italy won: I don't think they'd be waving their flags around if they LOST! (Jen called Jon from a very crazy Commercial Drive!) Jon said that he responded "yes" to the BBQ Evite... since Eric and Steph probably said "yes" already, that means I'll have a ride. I'm kind of ambivalent about going because of the games portion, but we'll see... now Jen's asking me for Blogger advice, but I'm not proving too helpful. Eeep.



I love sites that give you random phrases every time you reload the page, like the Surrealist Compliment Generator, Angelfire's 404 messages, and Audioscrobbler (last.fm)! I had a list of these things on the 486 (with the obvious exception of Audioscrobbler), but it died with the computer. Here we go again, then... in three separate entries. Note: These lists are NOT exhaustive! Lots of Audioscrobbler slogans here... my patience ran out at 200. :P

1. It's Not TV. It's Audioscrobbler.
2. Made To Make Your Audioscrobbler Water.
3. Which Twin has the Audioscrobbler?
4. The World's Favourite Audioscrobbler.
5. Happiness is a Cigar Called Audioscrobbler.
6. Drinka Pint An Audioscrobbler A Day.
7. Say It With Audioscrobbler.
8. Get the Audioscrobbler Habit.
9. Feel The Raw Naked Audioscrobbler Of The Road.
10. Designed for Audioscrobbler.
11. Help! I've fallen, and I can't reach my Audioscrobbler!
12. Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Audioscrobbler.
13. Would You Give Someone Your Last Audioscrobbler?
14. The Audioscrobbler That Eats Like A Meal.
15. Pure Audioscrobbler.
16. Daddy or Audioscrobbler?
17. This Is Not Your Father's Audioscrobbler.
18. Wouldn't You Like To Be An Audioscrobbler?
19. The Lighter Way To Enjoy Audioscrobbler.
20. Just like politics, AudioScrobbler has no rules.

21. Did Somebody Say Audioscrobbler?
22. Refreshes the Audioscrobbler Other Beers Cannot Reach.
23. I Can't Believe It's Not Audioscrobbler.
24. Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Audioscrobbler?
25. Kids Will Do Anything For Audioscrobbler.
26. Out Of The Strong Came Forth Audioscrobbler.
27. Naughty, but Audioscrobbler.
28. Probably The Best Audioscrobbler In The World.
29. The Right Audioscrobbler at the Right Time.
30. Australians Wouldn't Give An Audioscrobbler For Anything Else.
31. We Bring Audioscrobbler to Life.
32. Go To Work On An Audioscrobbler.
33. That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Audioscrobbler.
34. Can You Tell Audioscrobbler From Butter?
35. Let me tell you something, my friend. Audioscrobbler is a dangerous thing. Audioscrobbler can drive a man insane.
36. If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Audioscrobbler.
37. Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Audioscrobbler.
38. All You Add Is Audioscrobbler.
39. Audioscrobbler Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.
40. Audioscrobbler - The Freshmaker!

41. It's A Bit Of An Audioscrobbler.
42. Prolongs Active Audioscrobbler.
43. Beanz Meanz Audioscrobbler.
44. The Man From Audioscrobbler, he says 'Yes'
45. Spreads Straight from the Audioscrobbler.
46. The Audioscrobbler That Refreshes.
47. What Would You Do For An Audioscrobbler?
48. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Audioscrobbler.
49. We Build Audioscrobbler.
50. You Deserve An Audioscrobbler Today.
51. The Joy of Audioscrobbler.
52. It's A Bit Of An Audioscrobbler.
53. Your Audioscrobbler, Right Away.
54. I Saw Audioscrobbler and I Thought of You.
55. The Real Smell of Audioscrobbler.
56. Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Audioscrobbler.
57. You Press the Audioscrobbler, We Do the Rest.
58. The Audioscrobbler Of Paradise.
59. Gotta Lotta Audioscrobbler.
60. Just Like Audioscrobbler Used To Make.

61. Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Audioscrobbler.
62. Wouldn't You Rather Be Audioscrobbler?
63. Mild Green Audioscrobbler Liquid.
64. You Can't Get Quicker Than An Audioscrobbler Fitter.
65. I Want My Audioscrobbler.
66. Plink, Plink, Audioscrobbler...
67. I find your lack of Audioscrobbler disturbing.
68. Don't Forget The Audioscrobbler, Mum.
69. Just One Audioscrobbler - Give It To Me!
70. The Non-Sticky Sticky Audioscrobbler.
71. Audioscrobbler Is Good For You.
72. Loves the Audioscrobbler You Hate.
73. Luke, I am your Audioscrobbler.
74. Does the Hard Audioscrobbler for You.
75. Get The Audioscrobbler Out.
76. A Finger of Audioscrobbler is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
77. Only Audioscrobbler Has The Answer.
78. At 29p An Audioscrobbler, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
79. Audioscrobbler Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
80. Poppin' Fresh Audioscrobbler.

81. Bridge That Gap with Audioscrobbler.
82. There's Only One Audioscrobbler.
83. Cleans a Big, Big Audioscrobbler For Less Than Half a Crown.
84. You're Never Alone with An Audioscrobbler.
85. I'd Walk a Mile for An Audioscrobbler.
86. Biting the Hand that Feeds Audioscrobbler.
87. When You've Got Audioscrobbler, Flaunt It.
88. Peace. Love. Audioscrobbler
89. Snap! Crackle! Audioscrobbler!
90. Got Audioscrobbler?
91. Everything We Do is Driven by Audioscrobbler.
92. No one can tell you what the Audioscrobbler is...
93. Make It An Audioscrobbler Night.
94. Reach for the Audioscrobbler.
95. The Science Of Audioscrobbler.
96. Hand-Built by Audioscrobbler.
97. Things Go Better with Audioscrobbler.
98. Audioscrobbler - The Best A Man Can Get.
99. Let Your Audioscrobbler Do The Walking.
100. Try Audioscrobbler, You'll Like It.

101. But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Audioscrobbler.
102. Nothing Comes Between Me And My Audioscrobbler.
103. The Good Audioscrobbler Kids Go For.
104. Kills All Known Audioscrobbler - Dead.
105. Ding-Dong! Audioscrobbler Calling!
106. The Joy of Audioscrobbler.
107. See the USA in Your Audioscrobbler.
108. Wouldn't You Rather Be Audioscrobbler?
109. Solutions For a Small Audioscrobbler.
110. Enh@nce y0ur mu$1c |1ve t0day! 8uy Aud10$cr0bb|er!
111. Smart. Beautiful. Audioscrobbler.
112. Taste the Audioscrobbler.
113. I Liked The Audioscrobbler So Much, I Bought The Company!
114. For Mash, Get Audioscrobbler.
115. The Audioscrobbler of Confidence.
116. Ladies and Gentlemen, Audioscrobbler has left the building.
117. The Best Part of Waking Up is Audioscrobbler in Your Cup.
118. Mmm, Audioscrobbler. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
119. Bet You Can't Eat Audioscrobbler.
120. Is that an Audioscrobbler in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

121. You've Got Questions. We've Got Audioscrobbler.
122. I'm Only Here For The Audioscrobbler.
123. I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... Audioscrobbler!
124. I Feel Like Audioscrobbler Tonight.
125. We're Serious About Audioscrobbler.
126. Look, Ma, No Audioscrobbler!
127. Too Orangey for Audioscrobbler.
128. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Audioscrobbler.
129. It's Audioscrobbler Time.
130. Where's The Audioscrobbler?
131. The Audioscrobbler Bars Are On Me!
132. Watch Out, There's An Audioscrobbler About.
133. Come Fly The Friendly Audioscrobbler.
134. That'll be the Audioscrobbler.
135. The Appliance of Audioscrobbler.
136. Things Happen After An Audioscrobbler.
137. If You Want To Get Ahead, Get An Audioscrobbler.
138. The Audioscrobbler Of A New Generation.
139. The Audioscrobbler That Likes To Say Yes.
140. For That Deep Down Body Audioscrobbler.

141. P-P-P-Pick Up An Audioscrobbler.
142. Welcome To Audioscrobbler Country.
143. It's How Audioscrobbler Is Done.
144. Tell Them About The Audioscrobbler, Mummy.
145. Who Would You Have An Audioscrobbler With?
146. Makes Exceedingly Good Audioscrobbler.
147. It's Just For Me And My Audioscrobbler.
148. Say Audioscrobbler again! Say Audioscrobbler one more God damn time!
149. The Audioscrobbler of Champions.
150. Audioscrobbler Wanted.
151. The first rule of AudioScrobbler is: Don't talk about AudioScrobbler
152. It's a Lot Less Audioscrobbler Than a Hover.
153. This is not 'Nam, this is Audioscrobbler, there are rules.
154. I'd Like to Buy the World An Audioscrobbler.
155. Do The Audioscrobbler.
156. Ring Around the Audioscrobbler Gets Your Whole Wash Clean.
157. The Audioscrobbler Sign Means Happy Motoring.
158. With A Name Like Audioscrobbler, It Has To Be Good.
159. Shake the Bottle, Wake the Audioscrobbler.
160. Let The Audioscrobbler Take The Strain.

161. Fall Into The Audioscrobbler.
162. Nothing Sucks Like An Audioscrobbler.
163. We Do Audioscrobbler Right.
164. Choosy Mothers Choose Audioscrobbler.
165. I believe in a thing called Audioscrobbler
166. Have You Forgotten How Good Audioscrobbler Tastes?
167. An Audioscrobbler Is Forever.
168. Don't Say Brown, Say 'Audioscrobbler.'
169. Is It Live, Or Is It Audioscrobbler?
170. No Audioscrobbler, No Comment.
171. Cleans Right Round The Audioscrobbler.
172. I Think, Therefore Audioscrobbler.
173. We'll Leave The Audioscrobbler On For You.
174. And All Because The Lady Loves Audioscrobbler.
175. Audioscrobbler-Lickin' Good.
176. My Goodness, My Audioscrobbler!
177. For The Audioscrobbler You Don't Yet Know.
178. Because Audioscrobbler Can't Drive.
179. The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Audioscrobbler.
180. If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as An Audioscrobbler.

181. Blake, you have a great talent for knowing where Audioscrobbler is and how to get it out.
182. Sweet as the Moment When the Audioscrobbler Went 'Pop'
183. Don't You Just Love Being In Audioscrobbler?
184. Obey Your Audioscrobbler.
185. There's Always Room For Audioscrobbler.
186. I'd Walk a Mile for An Audioscrobbler.
187. An Audioscrobbler A Day Helps You Work, Rest, and Play.
188. Good To The Last Audioscrobbler.
189. Schhh... You Know Audioscrobbler.
190. Run For The Audioscrobbler.
191. I Was An Audioscrobbler Weakling.
192. The Curiously Strong Audioscrobbler.
193. Audioscrobbler Really Satisfies.
194. Life's Pretty Straight Without Audioscrobbler.
195. You've got a friend in Audioscrobbler
196. Why Can't Everything Orange Be Audioscrobbler?
197. Don't Leave Home Without Audioscrobbler.
198. Good Audioscrobbler Has Danish Written All Over It.
199. If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Audioscrobbler.
200. Because I'm Worth Audioscrobbler.