Movie and video game dreams, Angelfire's amusing error messages, being 38% retarded
Note: LJ Meme / LJ Evil Plan / LJ Life Story / LJ Gang / LJ Stereotypical Hollywood Movie / whether my LJ friends really think I'm cool / what my LJ friends really think of me blogquizzes. (by Nina, Christina, and S)
I hate how it takes me for freakin' ever to fall asleep if I have to get up early the next day, particularly if I wake up earlier than I absolutely have to! Argh! I hate being short on sleep ANYHOW, and this just makes it worse!
Had a dream which involved trying to decide on a movie between 44 choices, including one which had a Prince Harry spin on it from the Royal Family / Buckingham Palace. (it was listed at the cinema like Future Shop / HMV lists their CDs: on plastic index cards with the title sticking out the front) There were movies which involved Sarala the giant spider, a kid named Max, and a journey across the world to find others. When I called Corey and my other friends to figure out a happy medium between the movies they wanted to see and the ones which I wanted to see, they kept pausing for ridiculous amounts of time / hanging up on me. Finally, I decided to play one of 20 adventure video games: six involved Donkey Kong / Adventure Island spinoffs. I remember getting a rather high score on one by jumping to get a lot of coins and turtles in the jungle / above the water in the boat I was in. Interesting stuff...
Off to catch up on some stuff and suck down some Starbucks caffeine, then to church and the lunch that Erin's family is treating us to because of Jon's grad... see ya! (I already can't wait to get home again so I can sleep and do my own thing in private! :P) Maybe if Teresa sees us, she'll ask whether Jeremy's a Catholic name again like she did on Friday, haha. Although I do have compassion for her now seeing as her boyfriend is probably more "with it" than she is... o_O
I love sites that give you random phrases every time you reload the page, like the Surrealist Compliment Generator, Angelfire's 404 messages, and Audioscrobbler (last.fm)! I had a list of these things on the 486 (with the obvious exception of Audioscrobbler), but it died with the computer. Here we go again, then... in three separate entries. Note: These lists are NOT exhaustive, but this one probably is! (although I remember seeing 50 of these years ago...)
These are the Angelfire 404 error messages they give you when you input a page that doesn't exist on their servers. All of these are followed by "Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL." (and preceded by "Err-or! Er-ror - 404!") For more, click this link.
1. Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.
2. If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
3. If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?
4. That'll teach you to buy a "good as new" URL.
5. The dog ate your webpage. Yeah, that's it.
6. First, crop circles and now this... Weird!
7. Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens.
8. CDIV (Et tu, Angelfire?)
9. If you're reading this, it means this page is no more. It's probably not your fault.
10. Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!
11. You had better pull over and ask for directions.
12. Your URL is an Unreliable Resource Locator.
13. Wait, don't leave! Let's make our own webpage!
14. If at first you don't succeed... type, type again.
15. OK, that's the last time we let you drive.
16. Hope you didn't pay too much for that URL.
17. 'I remember when the internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
18. We didn't do it.
19. The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
20. The page you wanted is taking a long lunch.
21. The page you requested is taking a coffee break.
22. It only takes one wrong letter to hold back this page, not a nation of millions.
23. This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, and Howard Hughes.
24. This page has moved to California to find itself.
25. If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now.
26. Nothing to see here. Move along, buddy.
27. We have to stop meeting like this. Seriously.
28. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream.
29. Missing: One Home Page.
30. Some folks can see dead people - can you see dead pages?
31. Aliens must have abducted this page!
32. You're disappointed? Mom wanted us to be a doctor.
33. We sent this page to NASA for testing.
34. It looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.
35. This webpage packed its bags and moved to Toledo.
Here's a "whether you're retarded" survey from Amy's Myspace bulletin: (OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: No, I am not personally making fun of retarded people. That's what it was called, and I can't be bothered to come up with another name since I have to LEAVE FOR CHURCH! I likely won't edit it when I get back, either. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!)
[x] I have walked into a glass / screen door on more than one occasion.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
[] I have choked on my own spit.
[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[] I've told a cop to f**k off.
[] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top! (they DO make me nervous, but not for that reason!)
[] I have attempted to sip out of a straw, but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (I do this to Eric ALL THE TIME!)
[x] I've caught myself drooling
[] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "poop," I can't help but laugh.
[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.
[] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just... stop thinking.
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice."
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[] I have puked in someone's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (sorta-kinda...)
[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't (used to, but not anymore!)
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[] I've forgotten to put the car in drive and have moved backward rather than forward.
[] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand / hair / on me the whole time.
[x] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
[] My friends know not to use big words on me. (I'm usually the one using big words on THEM, haha!)
[] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (I hope not...)
[] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[] I take ADD medication.
[] I don't get it.
[x] I say "Huh?"
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% Retarded." (38% retarded here...)
I hate how it takes me for freakin' ever to fall asleep if I have to get up early the next day, particularly if I wake up earlier than I absolutely have to! Argh! I hate being short on sleep ANYHOW, and this just makes it worse!
Had a dream which involved trying to decide on a movie between 44 choices, including one which had a Prince Harry spin on it from the Royal Family / Buckingham Palace. (it was listed at the cinema like Future Shop / HMV lists their CDs: on plastic index cards with the title sticking out the front) There were movies which involved Sarala the giant spider, a kid named Max, and a journey across the world to find others. When I called Corey and my other friends to figure out a happy medium between the movies they wanted to see and the ones which I wanted to see, they kept pausing for ridiculous amounts of time / hanging up on me. Finally, I decided to play one of 20 adventure video games: six involved Donkey Kong / Adventure Island spinoffs. I remember getting a rather high score on one by jumping to get a lot of coins and turtles in the jungle / above the water in the boat I was in. Interesting stuff...
Off to catch up on some stuff and suck down some Starbucks caffeine, then to church and the lunch that Erin's family is treating us to because of Jon's grad... see ya! (I already can't wait to get home again so I can sleep and do my own thing in private! :P) Maybe if Teresa sees us, she'll ask whether Jeremy's a Catholic name again like she did on Friday, haha. Although I do have compassion for her now seeing as her boyfriend is probably more "with it" than she is... o_O
I love sites that give you random phrases every time you reload the page, like the Surrealist Compliment Generator, Angelfire's 404 messages, and Audioscrobbler (last.fm)! I had a list of these things on the 486 (with the obvious exception of Audioscrobbler), but it died with the computer. Here we go again, then... in three separate entries. Note: These lists are NOT exhaustive, but this one probably is! (although I remember seeing 50 of these years ago...)
These are the Angelfire 404 error messages they give you when you input a page that doesn't exist on their servers. All of these are followed by "Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL." (and preceded by "Err-or! Er-ror - 404!") For more, click this link.
1. Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4.
2. If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path.
3. If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?
4. That'll teach you to buy a "good as new" URL.
5. The dog ate your webpage. Yeah, that's it.
6. First, crop circles and now this... Weird!
7. Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens.
8. CDIV (Et tu, Angelfire?)
9. If you're reading this, it means this page is no more. It's probably not your fault.
10. Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!
11. You had better pull over and ask for directions.
12. Your URL is an Unreliable Resource Locator.
13. Wait, don't leave! Let's make our own webpage!
14. If at first you don't succeed... type, type again.
15. OK, that's the last time we let you drive.
16. Hope you didn't pay too much for that URL.
17. 'I remember when the internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...'
18. We didn't do it.
19. The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
20. The page you wanted is taking a long lunch.
21. The page you requested is taking a coffee break.
22. It only takes one wrong letter to hold back this page, not a nation of millions.
23. This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, and Howard Hughes.
24. This page has moved to California to find itself.
25. If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now.
26. Nothing to see here. Move along, buddy.
27. We have to stop meeting like this. Seriously.
28. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream.
29. Missing: One Home Page.
30. Some folks can see dead people - can you see dead pages?
31. Aliens must have abducted this page!
32. You're disappointed? Mom wanted us to be a doctor.
33. We sent this page to NASA for testing.
34. It looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.
35. This webpage packed its bags and moved to Toledo.
Here's a "whether you're retarded" survey from Amy's Myspace bulletin: (OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: No, I am not personally making fun of retarded people. That's what it was called, and I can't be bothered to come up with another name since I have to LEAVE FOR CHURCH! I likely won't edit it when I get back, either. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!)
[x] I have walked into a glass / screen door on more than one occasion.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
[] I have choked on my own spit.
[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[] I've told a cop to f**k off.
[] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top! (they DO make me nervous, but not for that reason!)
[] I have attempted to sip out of a straw, but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (I do this to Eric ALL THE TIME!)
[x] I've caught myself drooling
[] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "poop," I can't help but laugh.
[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.
[] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just... stop thinking.
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice."
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[] I have puked in someone's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (sorta-kinda...)
[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't (used to, but not anymore!)
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[] I've forgotten to put the car in drive and have moved backward rather than forward.
[] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand / hair / on me the whole time.
[x] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
[] My friends know not to use big words on me. (I'm usually the one using big words on THEM, haha!)
[] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (I hope not...)
[] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[] I take ADD medication.
[] I don't get it.
[x] I say "Huh?"
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% Retarded." (38% retarded here...)
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