25 Weird Celebrity Baby Names
25 Weird Celebrity Baby Names
In celebration of the birth of Bingham Bellamy to proud parents Kate Hudson and Muse's Matt Bellamy, here's a gallery of rock offspring with, shall we say, interesting names.
Who: Zuma Rossdale
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.
Why? Well, it's better than 'Puma,' we suppose...
Who: Zowie Bowie
Parents: Angie and David Bowie.
Why? It was the 70's... He later changed his name to 'Duncan.' Take that, ma and pa.
Who: Audio Science Clayton
Parents: Former Warpaint drummer and actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton
Why? When your parents are called 'Shannyn' and 'Dallas,' you're not going to be called 'Brian,' are you?
Who: Rolan Bolan
Parents: Marc Bolan and Gloria Jones
Why? Because 'Mo Mowlan Bolan' was taken...
Who: Pixie Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why? Next to Peaches and FiFi Trixiebelle, 'Pixie' is kinda dull...
Who: Peaches Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why? Next to Pixie and FiFi Trixibelle, 'Peaches' is... Oh, you get the point.
Who: Otis Ferry
Parents: Bryan Ferry and Lucy Helmore
Why? So we could all say, "Oh Otis, you pro-hunting idiot," one day.
Who: Moon Unit Zappa
Parents: Gail and Frank Zappa
Why Perfect name for the voice behind Valley Girl. She has a sibling called Dweezil.
Who: Lennon Gallagher
Parents: Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton
Why? A Beatles obsession gone too far...
Who: Everly Bear Kiedis
Parents: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
Why? It's like they played the 'what's your porn star name?' game and it stuck.
(Is he serious with that mustache?)
Who: Seven Sirius
Parents: Erykah Badu and Outkast's Andre 3000
Why? Possibly a superstitious reference to a lucky number or just, you know, two hippies naming a baby.
Who: Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Parents: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
Why? It means 'male hair straighners' in Arabic.
Who: Bluebelle Madonna
Parents: Geri Halliwell and Sasha Gervasi
Why? The kid got off lightly, considering Geri's dog is called 'Harry Halliwell.'
Who: Apple Martin
Parents: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Why? Possibly to encourage a future of adult alcoholism. "Hi, I'm Apple Martin. Can I have an apple martini, please?"
Who: Bingham Bellamy
Parents: Matt Bellamy and Kate Hudson
Why? Apparently, the name has 'family connections.' That was the dog's name, wasn't it?
Who: Blue Angel Evans
Parents: The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Why? Named after his favourite Roy Orbison song, and was nearly called 'Ooby Dooby Evans.'
Who: Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean
Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats
Why? Prepped for a life-time of bar pick-up lines, in the style of "Hi, have you ever been to Egypt, baby?"
Who: Dylan Jagger Lee
Parents: Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
Why? Nearly as bad as 'Lennon Gallagher'...
Who: Bandit Lee Way
Parents: Gerard Way and LynZ
Why? Clearly got confused between 'Naming characters in The Umbrella Academy' and 'naming my actual child.'
Who: Storm Brieann Sixx
Parents: Nikki Sixx and Brandi Brandt
Why? 'Stormbrie-ann' is the most popular brand of cheese in La Rochelle (possibly).
Who: Eja D'Angelo
Parents: Shania Twain and Mutt Lange
Why? There's not much hope if your dad is called 'Mutt,' is there?
Who: Lux Gillespie
Parents: Bobby Gillepsie and Katy England
Why? Due to a love of either The Cramps or soap.
Who: Omri Greenwood
Parents: Jonny Greenwood and Sharona Katan
Why? It's probably something to do with trees, isn't it?
Who: Jonas Rocket
Parents: Tom Delonge and Jennifer Delonge
Why? He hearts the Jonas Brothers. Who knew?
Who: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
Parents: Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie
Why? This is what happens when you play a word association game when drunk in order to name your kid.
In celebration of the birth of Bingham Bellamy to proud parents Kate Hudson and Muse's Matt Bellamy, here's a gallery of rock offspring with, shall we say, interesting names.
Who: Zuma Rossdale
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.
Why? Well, it's better than 'Puma,' we suppose...
Who: Zowie Bowie
Parents: Angie and David Bowie.
Why? It was the 70's... He later changed his name to 'Duncan.' Take that, ma and pa.
Who: Audio Science Clayton
Parents: Former Warpaint drummer and actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton
Why? When your parents are called 'Shannyn' and 'Dallas,' you're not going to be called 'Brian,' are you?
Who: Rolan Bolan
Parents: Marc Bolan and Gloria Jones
Why? Because 'Mo Mowlan Bolan' was taken...
Who: Pixie Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why? Next to Peaches and FiFi Trixiebelle, 'Pixie' is kinda dull...
Who: Peaches Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why? Next to Pixie and FiFi Trixibelle, 'Peaches' is... Oh, you get the point.
Who: Otis Ferry
Parents: Bryan Ferry and Lucy Helmore
Why? So we could all say, "Oh Otis, you pro-hunting idiot," one day.
Who: Moon Unit Zappa
Parents: Gail and Frank Zappa
Why Perfect name for the voice behind Valley Girl. She has a sibling called Dweezil.
Who: Lennon Gallagher
Parents: Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton
Why? A Beatles obsession gone too far...
Who: Everly Bear Kiedis
Parents: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
Why? It's like they played the 'what's your porn star name?' game and it stuck.
(Is he serious with that mustache?)
Who: Seven Sirius
Parents: Erykah Badu and Outkast's Andre 3000
Why? Possibly a superstitious reference to a lucky number or just, you know, two hippies naming a baby.
Who: Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Parents: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
Why? It means 'male hair straighners' in Arabic.
Who: Bluebelle Madonna
Parents: Geri Halliwell and Sasha Gervasi
Why? The kid got off lightly, considering Geri's dog is called 'Harry Halliwell.'
Who: Apple Martin
Parents: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Why? Possibly to encourage a future of adult alcoholism. "Hi, I'm Apple Martin. Can I have an apple martini, please?"
Who: Bingham Bellamy
Parents: Matt Bellamy and Kate Hudson
Why? Apparently, the name has 'family connections.' That was the dog's name, wasn't it?
Who: Blue Angel Evans
Parents: The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Why? Named after his favourite Roy Orbison song, and was nearly called 'Ooby Dooby Evans.'
Who: Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean
Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats
Why? Prepped for a life-time of bar pick-up lines, in the style of "Hi, have you ever been to Egypt, baby?"
Who: Dylan Jagger Lee
Parents: Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
Why? Nearly as bad as 'Lennon Gallagher'...
Who: Bandit Lee Way
Parents: Gerard Way and LynZ
Why? Clearly got confused between 'Naming characters in The Umbrella Academy' and 'naming my actual child.'
Who: Storm Brieann Sixx
Parents: Nikki Sixx and Brandi Brandt
Why? 'Stormbrie-ann' is the most popular brand of cheese in La Rochelle (possibly).
Who: Eja D'Angelo
Parents: Shania Twain and Mutt Lange
Why? There's not much hope if your dad is called 'Mutt,' is there?
Who: Lux Gillespie
Parents: Bobby Gillepsie and Katy England
Why? Due to a love of either The Cramps or soap.
Who: Omri Greenwood
Parents: Jonny Greenwood and Sharona Katan
Why? It's probably something to do with trees, isn't it?
Who: Jonas Rocket
Parents: Tom Delonge and Jennifer Delonge
Why? He hearts the Jonas Brothers. Who knew?
Who: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
Parents: Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie
Why? This is what happens when you play a word association game when drunk in order to name your kid.
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