Durian, diarrhea, and Thai food

This thing just restarted - might as well go to the library now! Got a few emails about the Saturday Dinner - Steph is coming from work, Randal says he can't since that's when he has dinner with his parents (and also gave us TMI about diarrhea), and Steph suggested fruit. Randal countered with "Steph, whatever you contribute, keep the fruit to a minimum. If having too much siu long bao gives you one type of bowel problem, too much fruit can give you the opposite. The night before the diarrhea, I had a banana, an avocado, some strawberries, and an orange. Maybe there was a problem with one of the fruits, but maybe it was just too much fruit. Something to remember if you ever decide to have an all-durian night." Okay, then... I guess Jon, Jeremy, and Dallas (if he ever shows his face) will have to keep that in mind!

Phil loves Thai food but can't make it since he'll be at camp, and Jon says he'll get Christon to buy some stuff before going to Jeremy's. I reminded Steph about the breathalyzer, since she was telling our table at Chuck and Andrea's banquet that she'd bring one with advance notice (and she IS coming from work), and made a joke about Depends since Steph had used that word in a slightly different context. "Randal, no better way to recover from bouts of irregular bowel movements than to share it with friends! Will the strong aroma from the Spicy Pad Thai cover that "peanut-buttery" diarrhea smell? Depends!" I don't really want to know if Randal needs those or not... o_O

Edit: I almost killed myself running for the bus in my "heels" - they're easier to take off, but maybe I should reconsider running in them even if I'm about to miss a bus at the stoplight!