Japanese baseball players, Bathroom Readers about Canada and craziness, slang

Relevant Taiwan conversation:

[21:43:27] Corey: HOMO?
[21:43:32] Flami: NO!
[21:43:43] Corey: NOMO
[21:47:12] Flami: sorry, I'm not a Japanese baseball player :P try again
[21:50:21] Corey: I don't know nothin about no Japanese baseball players
[21:50:33] Corey: apparently, there are a couple from Taiwan in the MLB
[21:51:10] Corey: they're surprised when I don't know about that
[21:51:58] Flami: I stopped paying attention to that a while ago
[21:52:50] Corey: I never knew I was supposed to pay attention to it because I didn't even know it existed. now that I do, I'll continue to pay the same amount of attention, I think
[22:00:33] Flami: haha, nice
[22:07:24] Corey: I guess it would help if I knew what the names were, so I could at least act like I know what they're talking about
[22:12:15] Flami: probably
[22:30:18] Flami: hey, did you ever decide what to do with that package?
[22:32:01] Corey: I don't know... will you get it if I send it again? :P I have to spend another $5-6 to send it again
[22:33:22] Flami: you know what... this has happened to me before when someone sent me a package - I did NOT get a notification from the post office about the "unclaimed package" (I didn't have time to tell you that on Sunday)
[22:48:10] Corey: why would the post office have it in the first place? they don't leave it at your building? plus, it took two damn months
[22:49:31] Flami: if mail such as this is undeliverable for whatever reason, I usually get a notice stating such
[23:06:30] Flami: and no, they didn't leave it here..
[23:08:43] Corey: do they usually?
[23:11:00] Flami: not if I have to sign for it or whatever
[23:15:13] Corey: you can't just authorize the building to sign for it or something and keep it in the office? I'm pretty sure you didn't have to sign for it anyway though, I just used regular USPS

Had a random conversation with some guy (screen name of "istayhighx420") who says he saw my screen name while Googling the fishbots - it was okay up until he figured I typed too slowly, and implied that I wasn't fun - BLOCKED! I decided to get Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Canada, Eh (BTMS-Portable Press / Consigned), Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: The World's Gone Crazy (BTMS-Portable Press / Consigned), and two Happy Bunny bookmarks at the bookstore tonight. Also wanted a pair of Jessica panties at Sears to replace an old pair. Thanks to the bus being late, I had less than fifteen minutes in which to do so. I could have left earlier or waited till later, but I wanted a reward for surviving certain things. Luckily, I knew exactly what I wanted, and added a renewed Chapters membership to my purchases since I might as well buy it before the HST kicks in.

By the time I wanted to get out of the mall, the doors were locked! Double luck kicked in, as I saw someone open a door - I held it for two other people who were in the same predicament I was. Then I went to London Drugs to get the Snap Pea Crisps which I'd seen yesterday (Grandma refused to get those because they were peas and not chips), and four eFrutti candy packs which were on special. I can definitely afford four for $6... those are earmarked for Bible Study sharing purposes, so we'll see how long that lasts! On the way home, I smelled pot - got home and talked to Billie and Corey.

New Record: Five forced wins in the past 24 hours, against Flora G. / Shelley R.-B. / Brooke W. / Marshalle D. / Emma Grace F.

Trivia fact for Friday, May 21: In cowboy slang, what's a skunk egg? An onion.