I'll eat Albert Yip and lobster pills! (Engrish menu) / Ugly orange suitcases

Found this mildly Engrish menu via Katherine:




[17:25:01] mrptptpt: I got a new ugly orange suitcase today :P it may not look pretty, but it will be easy to spot on the luggage carousel :P
[17:25:19] mrptptpt: it's not that ugly really, but it's quite orange on most sides :P
[17:29:25] AlenaBrolxFlami: HA. at least it's bright... although it will also be easy to spot dirt and grime on the suitcase, if it's that orange!
[17:50:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: *picture paste*
[17:55:34] mrptptpt: I had a good Engrish menu in Taiwan. they were nice enough to bring me a menu in English, but it made no sense, so I just had Jane's aunt translate for me from the Chinese one
[17:55:50] mrptptpt: nothing too funny that I saw, just a lot of nonsense
[17:56:49] AlenaBrolxFlami: damn, you should take pictures of this stuff!
[17:59:24] mrptptpt: mail Leslie's package tomorrow, mail Leslie's package tomorrow, mail Leslie's package tomorrow
[17:59:32] mrptptpt: I'm going out, so tell me that when I get back :P
[17:59:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: if you're going OUT, mail it NOW :P (and if you're going out, I'm taking a shower)
[18:01:07] mrptptpt: no way, it's snowing like crazy
[18:01:27] mrptptpt: I'm only going to Wal-Mart and back, it's pretty straight on a main road to get there, it should be okay
[18:01:49] mrptptpt: it's not very cold, so it's just slush everywhere. it's gross out there
[18:04:05] AlenaBrolxFlami: and the weather will be better tomorrow? :P
[18:04:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: and here it's slightly sunny
[18:05:39] mrptptpt: I hope, I still have stuff to do tomorrow
[18:12:52] mrptptpt: so remind me to send your stuff :P
[18:12:55] mrptptpt: I'll be back