Spaghetti, Bible storybooks, proctologists, hiccups, and champagne
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE! STAY SAFE! At least it isn't a snow dump like last year!
Christon says we start at 4:30 tomorrow at Nate's, and we'll have spaghetti for dinner. Called Auntie Ying, who said stuff about prayer / Bible Study Fellowship / movies / Abbotsford people / Cantonese and Mandarin / my mouse problem / sharing / Bible storybooks for kids / email / movies / her being glad I call / Sunday School. I just realized that I forgot about the worksheets for the kids on Sunday, but hopefully I remember for THIS week! Can't believe it'll be a new year in less than 24 hours - I know a lot of people REALLY want the year to be over, and so do I. BLAH to the "final" feeling! Let's have it be all fresh and new, haha!
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 31: If Tonight's Champagne Gives You The Hiccups, Call A Proctologist - Although benign, hiccups can be a nuisance. While most experience hiccups for a few minutes at a time, there are instances where individuals hiccup every two to three seconds for days or weeks. One physician, Francis Fesmire, MD, recently reported on a novel treatment for this condition: the rectal exam. Employing what he calls a "digital rectal massage," accomplished by inserting his finger into the affected individual's rectum and moving it in a "slow, circular motion," Dr. Fesmire was able to cure patients of their intractable hiccups. (I can't believe the year in poo facts is now OVER!)
Christon says we start at 4:30 tomorrow at Nate's, and we'll have spaghetti for dinner. Called Auntie Ying, who said stuff about prayer / Bible Study Fellowship / movies / Abbotsford people / Cantonese and Mandarin / my mouse problem / sharing / Bible storybooks for kids / email / movies / her being glad I call / Sunday School. I just realized that I forgot about the worksheets for the kids on Sunday, but hopefully I remember for THIS week! Can't believe it'll be a new year in less than 24 hours - I know a lot of people REALLY want the year to be over, and so do I. BLAH to the "final" feeling! Let's have it be all fresh and new, haha!
Poo nugget for Thursday, December 31: If Tonight's Champagne Gives You The Hiccups, Call A Proctologist - Although benign, hiccups can be a nuisance. While most experience hiccups for a few minutes at a time, there are instances where individuals hiccup every two to three seconds for days or weeks. One physician, Francis Fesmire, MD, recently reported on a novel treatment for this condition: the rectal exam. Employing what he calls a "digital rectal massage," accomplished by inserting his finger into the affected individual's rectum and moving it in a "slow, circular motion," Dr. Fesmire was able to cure patients of their intractable hiccups. (I can't believe the year in poo facts is now OVER!)
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