Expiration, Malodrax, Something Awful, and hairballs

Here's a site which tells you when various things expire. I just looked it up for my own reference.

Link from Corey: Something Awful link on a psycho named Malodrax, with a lot of awkward Youtube videos!

Basically, he is a 22-year-old virgin that has
1. built a very poorly constructed sex doll at age 18
2. stores his piss in bottles because he doesn't like to use public restrooms (?)
3. does cold approaches with girls
a. with internet memes, such as Bel-Airing them (my guess, to ease his social anxiety, which he's written about)
b. by striking up conversation with them
c. "pretending" to be creepy as hell
d. making male store workers feel uncomfortable with his stories

Youtube videos!
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Poo nugget for Thursday, December 24: Dr. Stool Says - Rapunzel Syndrome - This rare condition occurs when patients who compulsively eat hair form a trichobezoar, an indigestible bolus of hair particles in the stomach and small intestine. Patients can develop abdominal pain and vomiting if this hair ball causes intestinal obstruction. As humans lack the ability to digest these particles, surgery is the only treatment option.