Saturday, September 12, 2009

Incompetents at Subway! / 95% of people hate me! / Mocking Pebble Poo

I knew Google had made their search box bigger!

When Eric picked me up, I started ranting about a lot of stuff, including the usual subjects. He knows this well, and seems to tolerate it okay. Also talked normally about Evites, Dylan's wedding, pay phones DOUBLING in price, being morbid, attendance, percentages, passports, frustration, whether my sister was working tonight, Nathan's thing on Sunday, the DRIVESHAFT song (butts!), bad driving, UBC and hockey, showers, our both wasting an hour, and where the nearest Subway / Quizno's was to Metrotown. We saw the Crystal Mall and Metropolis, and Eric spotted a Subway near a Shoppers Drug Mart in a nearby plaza. My response to the news that there was a crowd inside: "Lovely. Can we blast them into oblivion?" Too bad we couldn't, but the sub guy was SLOW and incompetent - he was also deaf, asking me twice whether I wanted my sub toasted. Honestly, I was glad to get out of there!

Of course Eric could tell I was getting snippy at the guy, so he had to give me a LOOK and say something about it when we were in the car! Hey man, I just had to vent - then I discovered that he'd packed it in the most incompetent manner EVER! Thank goodness Vanessa offered us plates for our Subway! I recognized Vanessa's place - it's been so long since I was there! Went upstairs pretty quickly since we were there twenty or so minutes after we said we'd said we would be, no thanks to the incompetent idiots at Subway. (you do NOT chat up the customers when there is a LINE growing behind your one sub "artist," for one!)

The Bible Study topic was quite interesting - ANGER! HATE! Dashing babies' heads against rocks! (which I don't advocate) Discussed those topics and more with Cindy, Vanessa, and Danielle: radio programs, 99.3 the Fox, swearing, education, family, annoyances, passion, Alistair, world injustices, and more. Waved to Sean when he came upstairs to get something from the kitchen, too. Went home with Eric, and got to say that a golf club could be used as a weapon - hey, it was a FACT! Then he said that I was too morbid when I talked about decapitating people... whatever!

I also mistook a suitcase on a bus stop ad as being either a strawberry or watermelon drink, heh. He waited till we were in Richmond to get gas, and found that the outside register was closed! Then he decided to see where the 410 bus stop was for future reference - it was NOT on Saba, and had to be the OPPOSITE 410 going to Railway. I have no idea WHAT 410 I was taking for the past two years, then... he found a blue sign practically in front of the Canada Line itself! (UGH!) Man, I need to check it out when it's not 10:30 at night! (his night vision has to be better than mine!) It was an interesting ride home, for sure... got home to find out that someone had called me from Eric's house at 7:45. Since I was with him at that time, it had to be his parents! Hmm.


Facebook quizzes taken from Steve L. and Darren:

Leslie completed the quiz "What Stephen King character are you?" with the result Jack Torrance. You're a great family person. Loving. Kind. A wonderful spouse. So maybe you had a little drinking problem in the past, not a big deal. This is a big deal, however, when you imagine drinking and it gets you drunk! It's an even bigger deal when you try to murder this family that you once loved so much. Your work is your life. You'd do anything for work. But you know what they say... all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Leslie took the How many people hate you? quiz and got the result: 95% hated.





You Should Honeymoon in Europe!



You are a traditional romantic at heart... You crave a honeymoon that will keep you swept off your feet.

You likely have a taste for fine wine, museums, and beautiful walks. If not, it's about time you develop one.



You're the type of person who can sit for hours in a café, sipping wine and staring into your sweetie's eyes.

Europe is the perfect spot for you to discover why you fell for each other in the first place.







You Believe That You're Wise



You may not be the most successful person, but you have a lot of knowledge.

You like to be competent, and you're continually building up your skill set.



You respect people who spend a lot of time learning and thinking. You think it's very important to exercise your mind.

You have no respect for anyone who is ignorant or lazy. You don't want to be anyone's teacher.





Poo nugget for this weekend: Pebble Poo - Between a Rock and a Hard Place - You may sit down at the toilet with aspirations for a large, enjoyable poo, only to have Pebble Poo leave you unsatisfied and unfulfilled. Despite your vigorous straining and the sensation of poo exiting your rectum, there are only a handful of pebbles resting mockingly on the toilet bowl floor in the end. Adding insult to injury are the unwelcome splashes that hit your buttocks as the buckshot hit the water. (POO OF THE MONTH!)

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