Love, licking my face, HYSTERIA, and diarrhea

Facebook quizzes taken from Darren, Adam, and Julie:

Leslie took the how many people love you? quiz and got the result: Three people. Two people are gonna be heartbroken. (SO NOT TRUE!)

Leslie took the What are the initials of the person you will marry? quiz and the result is R.S. They are fun and hyper, and completely obsessed with you. They might lick your face sometimes, but that's their sign of affection. Also, they're up for anything.

Leslie completed the quiz "Which 80s Song Describes You?" with the result Hysteria. You seem to be a little on edge. Perhaps you've inhaled too much hairspray? Maybe you've been driving your Ferrari in the fast lane for too long? Take a deep breath. Count to ten. Peel off your leather pants, put on some Bob Marley, and skank around your living room for an hour.


Poo nugget for Friday, August 7: Number Three - Sometimes Three Is Not A Lucky Number - This type of diarrhea makes you feel as if you are urinating out of the wrong end. A Number Three is often a violent discharge, sometimes with very little warning, and may often be accompanied by tremendous gaseous emissions. As you feel its sudden onset, your sense of relief that you made it to the toilet in time is quickly replaced by the ill feeling associated with the release of a number three. This type of poo is not pleasant. (POO OF THE MONTH!)