There's mice in the GARBAGE CAN now?!
Cake Wrecks - makes me want cake, NOW.
Fail Blog - HAHAHAHA!
Last night, I heard a mouse in my empty garbage can, which freaked me out! Too bad the can didn't have a lid on it so I could slam it shut! Of course, the animal ran away while I was seeking help! As per Andrea's advice, I've just sent an email to a LOT of people in my email address book (and expected some to bounce back) - yes, this includes some of my brother's friends! I also have a list of places to call, courtesy of 411.ca - this better produce some results! Time to call the "management" here, and get glue traps. Erin sent me an email about it with some research ($600 Upstairs Room / $425 roommate arrangement / $550 Radiant Heating), which reminds me that I have a month to respond to her Vancouver reception invite. Some person named Sara Black on Facebook thinks I'm RENTING this apartment, as opposed to just wanting to get out of here already!
Facebook quizzes taken from Leslie, Jane, Shannon, and Jasmine:
Leslie took the What is God's gift in you? quiz and the result is A TEACHER. Your destiny is a teacher. A teacher is a person who can inspire someone else to be interested in a subject. Someone who is enthusiastic about something; to impart the knowledge of; to give intelligence concerning; to inculcate as true or important; to exhibit impressively; to direct, as an instructor; to manage, as a preceptor; to guide the studies of. Teaching is one of God's highest callings for His children... ask God, and it might be you!
Leslie took the How Insane are You? quiz and got the result: 14% - You're Sane!
Leslie took the What Do People Think of YOU at First Sight? quiz and got the result: You are cute. You are good at striking up a conversation, and you listen attentively. People find you cute and easy to connect with.
Leslie took the Amongst Your Friends, What's Your Label? quiz and got the result: Drama Queen. You are characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others. (Um, NO!)
Leslie took the Why Do Your Friends Love You? quiz and got the result: KIND.
Leslie took the Seriously, do people REALLY like you? quiz and got the result: 85% Likeness Level.
Leslie took the What do people remember you for? quiz and got the result: Your Sense of Humor.
Leslie took the How Old Do You Act? quiz and got the result: 12.
Leslie took the What's your ghetto nickname? quiz and the result is Pookie. You're a ghetto princess. You always match your fifty-dollar Baby Phat shirt with your two-dollar Chinese store slippers, and your weave is always on point.
Leslie just took the "What color are you??" quiz and the result is Orange. You're outgoing and care for other people.
Poo nugget for Thursday, July 2: Dr. Stool Says - It's Alive! - When is a poo not really a poo? The passage of a noodle-like strand may at first seem to be a particularly slender thread of stool. Closer inspection, however, will reveal that this poo imitator is in fact a parasite known as Ascaris lumbricoides. These worms, somewhat reminiscent of angel hair pasta, reside quietly for years in the small intestine and may only come to their host's attention during their dramatic exit. Rarely, these worms can cause nutritional deficiencies by competing with your GI tract for valuable nutrients. Think you have a worm? You're probably not alone; one-quarter of the world's population is infected with this roundworm.
Fail Blog - HAHAHAHA!
Last night, I heard a mouse in my empty garbage can, which freaked me out! Too bad the can didn't have a lid on it so I could slam it shut! Of course, the animal ran away while I was seeking help! As per Andrea's advice, I've just sent an email to a LOT of people in my email address book (and expected some to bounce back) - yes, this includes some of my brother's friends! I also have a list of places to call, courtesy of 411.ca - this better produce some results! Time to call the "management" here, and get glue traps. Erin sent me an email about it with some research ($600 Upstairs Room / $425 roommate arrangement / $550 Radiant Heating), which reminds me that I have a month to respond to her Vancouver reception invite. Some person named Sara Black on Facebook thinks I'm RENTING this apartment, as opposed to just wanting to get out of here already!
Facebook quizzes taken from Leslie, Jane, Shannon, and Jasmine:
Leslie took the What is God's gift in you? quiz and the result is A TEACHER. Your destiny is a teacher. A teacher is a person who can inspire someone else to be interested in a subject. Someone who is enthusiastic about something; to impart the knowledge of; to give intelligence concerning; to inculcate as true or important; to exhibit impressively; to direct, as an instructor; to manage, as a preceptor; to guide the studies of. Teaching is one of God's highest callings for His children... ask God, and it might be you!
Leslie took the How Insane are You? quiz and got the result: 14% - You're Sane!
Leslie took the What Do People Think of YOU at First Sight? quiz and got the result: You are cute. You are good at striking up a conversation, and you listen attentively. People find you cute and easy to connect with.
Leslie took the Amongst Your Friends, What's Your Label? quiz and got the result: Drama Queen. You are characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others. (Um, NO!)
Leslie took the Why Do Your Friends Love You? quiz and got the result: KIND.
Leslie took the Seriously, do people REALLY like you? quiz and got the result: 85% Likeness Level.
Leslie took the What do people remember you for? quiz and got the result: Your Sense of Humor.
Leslie took the How Old Do You Act? quiz and got the result: 12.
Leslie took the What's your ghetto nickname? quiz and the result is Pookie. You're a ghetto princess. You always match your fifty-dollar Baby Phat shirt with your two-dollar Chinese store slippers, and your weave is always on point.
Leslie just took the "What color are you??" quiz and the result is Orange. You're outgoing and care for other people.
Poo nugget for Thursday, July 2: Dr. Stool Says - It's Alive! - When is a poo not really a poo? The passage of a noodle-like strand may at first seem to be a particularly slender thread of stool. Closer inspection, however, will reveal that this poo imitator is in fact a parasite known as Ascaris lumbricoides. These worms, somewhat reminiscent of angel hair pasta, reside quietly for years in the small intestine and may only come to their host's attention during their dramatic exit. Rarely, these worms can cause nutritional deficiencies by competing with your GI tract for valuable nutrients. Think you have a worm? You're probably not alone; one-quarter of the world's population is infected with this roundworm.
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