NARUTO characters, love or suicide, stripper life

I may be sick, but here are a few more Memegens for your enjoyment:

What do the Naruto characters think of you? (girls, please) by itachiFanatic
Your name, please
Your favorite color
Naruto imagined	you naked.
Sasuke screamed	when you dumped him.
Sakura hates	your search for power.
Gaara wants	to hurt you.
Kakashi hopes	you like him.
Itachi thinks	you like Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Naruto, etc. (oO)
Neji thinks	he caught your cold
Shikamaru was surprised when	you kissed him.
Kabuto thought	you stole his glasses.
Orochimaru thinks	you kissed Kabuto.

Will he be your LOVE or your reason for suicide? by youaremyeverthing
Name
Age
Sex
The Percent that he loves you	93%
The Percent You love him	73%
You will die of heartbreak on	January 27, 2031
How many people will come to your funeral	154

Sounds okay in terms of love percentages, haha.

A day in the life as a stripper by Buttercup_06
Your name
Your age
Date you will start	May 17, 2009
Date you will stop	December 27, 2048
How much money you make a day	$1,986
Your job	Climbing the pole
Your stripper name	Roxy

So I've already started?! Oh my. o_O