Screwing up 39% of my teenage life
UGH. This thing just restarted AGAIN!
From Sabrina, courtesy of a Facebook note which made me feel old since we didn't have some of this stuff when I went to (junior) high school:
The game...... starts!
[x] Gotten detention.
[] Gotten your phone taken away in class. [cellphones weren't in widespread use then]
[x] Gotten suspended. [for hitting Erika Fursevich over the head with a field hockey stick, yes...]
[] Gotten caught chewing gum. [someone once said my technique for chewing gum in class was THE BEST!]
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Running total: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than five times.
[x] Didn't do homework over five times.
[x] Turned at least three projects in late.
[x] Missed school because you felt like it.
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Running total: 6
[] Got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school.
[] Texted people during class. [no cellphones]
[x] Passed notes. [especially to Nick and Renit, or Nick and Paul, or Pepsi]
[] Threw stuff across the room.
[] Laughed at the teacher.
Running total: 7
[] Pulled the fire alarm.
[] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, etc. on the computer at school. [none of those even EXISTED back then!]
[] Took pictures during school hours. [no digicams]
[] Called someone during school hours. [no cellphones]
[] Listened to an iPod, CD, etc. during class. [no iPods or similarly-sized music devices... a Walkman would have been VISIBLE!]
Running total: 7
[] Threw something at the teacher.
[] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class test.
[x] Ate food during class. [especially during English 11 / 12 with the teacher's permission... I blame the convenience store being across the street :P]
Running total: 9
[x] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Running total: 11
[] Faked your parent's signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.
Running total: 13
Too bad they didn't have a question about reading non-curricular books during class, since I did that ALL THE TIME!
MULTIPLY BY THREE : 13 x 3 = 39%
From Sabrina, courtesy of a Facebook note which made me feel old since we didn't have some of this stuff when I went to (junior) high school:
The game...... starts!
[x] Gotten detention.
[] Gotten your phone taken away in class. [cellphones weren't in widespread use then]
[x] Gotten suspended. [for hitting Erika Fursevich over the head with a field hockey stick, yes...]
[] Gotten caught chewing gum. [someone once said my technique for chewing gum in class was THE BEST!]
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Running total: 2
[x] Arrived late to class more than five times.
[x] Didn't do homework over five times.
[x] Turned at least three projects in late.
[x] Missed school because you felt like it.
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Running total: 6
[] Got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school.
[] Texted people during class. [no cellphones]
[x] Passed notes. [especially to Nick and Renit, or Nick and Paul, or Pepsi]
[] Threw stuff across the room.
[] Laughed at the teacher.
Running total: 7
[] Pulled the fire alarm.
[] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, etc. on the computer at school. [none of those even EXISTED back then!]
[] Took pictures during school hours. [no digicams]
[] Called someone during school hours. [no cellphones]
[] Listened to an iPod, CD, etc. during class. [no iPods or similarly-sized music devices... a Walkman would have been VISIBLE!]
Running total: 7
[] Threw something at the teacher.
[] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class test.
[x] Ate food during class. [especially during English 11 / 12 with the teacher's permission... I blame the convenience store being across the street :P]
Running total: 9
[x] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Running total: 11
[] Faked your parent's signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.
Running total: 13
Too bad they didn't have a question about reading non-curricular books during class, since I did that ALL THE TIME!
MULTIPLY BY THREE : 13 x 3 = 39%
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