Michael rocks since Vaseline wishes are quirky!
Bingo of the night so far:
HOMILIES (195 points) - against Steve L. [somehow, this game showed up as being INACTIVE - very odd...]
High-scoring word of the night so far:
HOMILIES (195 points) - against Steve L. [2W, 5W]
Michael left me this wish on Facebook: *My Wish for You in 2009:* May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words: May 2009 be the best year of your life!!! That's sweet... and George just wanted me to have fun and stay safe - you bet I will!
While I was waiting for the elevator earlier tonight so I could do my laundry, some lady wanted me to open the front door for her. Sure I saw her (and couldn't pretend I didn't see her OR hear her), but the elevator came just as I was debating whether to do so! True, it's not a high-traffic elevator or anything like that, but I'm not about to put down my FULL laundry basket and help someone when the elevator's here. Were the circumstances different, I might have been more willing to help. So I went upstairs and started the laundry: I heard some footsteps in the hallway, which sounded like the person was very pissed-off.
Then the lady opened the laundry room door, and proceeded to tell me that all she'd wanted me to do was PLEASE open the door. Maybe I would have, if I weren't doing something like, I dunno, WAITING FOR THE FRIGGIN' ELEVATOR?! Seeing as I don't make a point of standing idly around the complex, she would have been out of luck anyhow! "All I was doing was paying my rent," she whined - ah, shut up! At least she doesn't seem to live in my complex, which is a good thing! Stupid idiot - I don't care what she was doing, really! If Korey could read this, he'd tell me that this was karma catching up with me for all the bad stuff I did in the past. (just like those two little kids making fun of the way I walked in the summer that time) Good thing he can't!
Note: I have 556 Blogger tags now.
Edit: I just got this lovely message after I updated.
[21:11:06] NYPDagent8320922: My HIV test came back positive, and you're the only one I've fucked without protection salman rushdie location
[21:12:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: YOU ARE CONNECTED TO THE COHO.
[21:13:48] NYPDagent8320922: ?
[21:13:56] NYPDagent8320922: wanna tinker with my stinker?
[21:15:38] NYPDagent8320922: wanna tinker with my stinker?
BLOCKED. STUPID PEOPLE.
HOMILIES (195 points) - against Steve L. [somehow, this game showed up as being INACTIVE - very odd...]
High-scoring word of the night so far:
HOMILIES (195 points) - against Steve L. [2W, 5W]
Michael left me this wish on Facebook: *My Wish for You in 2009:* May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words: May 2009 be the best year of your life!!! That's sweet... and George just wanted me to have fun and stay safe - you bet I will!
While I was waiting for the elevator earlier tonight so I could do my laundry, some lady wanted me to open the front door for her. Sure I saw her (and couldn't pretend I didn't see her OR hear her), but the elevator came just as I was debating whether to do so! True, it's not a high-traffic elevator or anything like that, but I'm not about to put down my FULL laundry basket and help someone when the elevator's here. Were the circumstances different, I might have been more willing to help. So I went upstairs and started the laundry: I heard some footsteps in the hallway, which sounded like the person was very pissed-off.
Then the lady opened the laundry room door, and proceeded to tell me that all she'd wanted me to do was PLEASE open the door. Maybe I would have, if I weren't doing something like, I dunno, WAITING FOR THE FRIGGIN' ELEVATOR?! Seeing as I don't make a point of standing idly around the complex, she would have been out of luck anyhow! "All I was doing was paying my rent," she whined - ah, shut up! At least she doesn't seem to live in my complex, which is a good thing! Stupid idiot - I don't care what she was doing, really! If Korey could read this, he'd tell me that this was karma catching up with me for all the bad stuff I did in the past. (just like those two little kids making fun of the way I walked in the summer that time) Good thing he can't!
Note: I have 556 Blogger tags now.
Edit: I just got this lovely message after I updated.
[21:11:06] NYPDagent8320922: My HIV test came back positive, and you're the only one I've fucked without protection salman rushdie location
[21:12:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: YOU ARE CONNECTED TO THE COHO.
[21:13:48] NYPDagent8320922: ?
[21:13:56] NYPDagent8320922: wanna tinker with my stinker?
[21:15:38] NYPDagent8320922: wanna tinker with my stinker?
BLOCKED. STUPID PEOPLE.
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