Strange laws and bizarre insults!
I wish I could turn off the "caring" switch in my brain when it comes to certain people. Might make life a bit easier... but since care is a good quality, maybe not? Ah, the paradox!
Steph's phone is weird - she called me once, but I got no answer when I said HELLO. Then she called me again for real... seems she and Viv were partying it up by playing Nintendo Wii all day, haha. She'll call before she leaves again, yay! Time with the girls is probably what I need, for sure!
Hey, Julie's added me on Facebook - cool, indeed! Did a bunch of Facebook upkeep, as well. Yesterday morning, Jon thought it was hilarious that I called my sister on her cell to wake her up because Dad wanted her to be awake and not sleep in. Haha. My sibs and I also discussed Bon Jovi's Always at our Mui's lunch yesterday - we heard the real deal, and not a Chinese singer imitating it! We also heard bad Chinese rap / SHE BANGS on that soundtrack - haha, so weird. :P
Here are some strange laws culled from Bathroom Reader #20:
Playing with Silly String is against the law in Lodi, California.
In Tennessee, it's illegal to sell bologna on Sundays.
In Seattle, a dog must pay full bus fare if it weighs more than 25 pounds.
In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than six inches while walking through a mud puddle.
It's illegal to hunt moths under streetlights in Los Angeles.
No liquor may be served in Utah on Arbor Day.
Geese may not walk down Main Street in McDonald, Ohio.
In Chaseville, New York, it's against the law to drive a goat cart past a church in a "ridiculous fashion."
A Tylertown, Mississippi, ordinance prohibits shaving in the middle of Main Street.
In Louisiana, a barber may not charge a bald man more than 25 cents for a haircut.
It's against the law in Virginia to call someone on the telephone and not say anything.
In Alaska, it's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It's the law in French Lick Springs, Indiana, for all black cats to wear balls on Friday the 13th.
Women in Carrizoso, New Mexico, may not legally be seen in public with hairy legs.
In West Virginia, only babies may ride in baby carriages.
In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a rumor, but only if it isn't true.
In Corpus Christi, Texas, it's illegal to raise alligators in your home.
It's illegal in Indiana to open a can of food with a gun.
It's against the law in Arkansas to blindfold cows on public highways.
In Minnesota, you may be jailed for standing in front of a moving train.
Bizarre Hollywood Insults
On Julie Andrews: "Working with her is like being hit over the head with a Valentine's card." - Christopher Plummer
On Richard Gere: "I'm always trying to find diplomatic ways to talk about Richard and the movie An Officer and a Gentleman. I liked him before we started, but that is the last time I can remember talking to him." - Debra Winger
On Marilyn Monroe: "It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis
On Esther Williams: "Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't." - Fanny Brice
On Jayne Mansfield: "Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater." - Bette Davis
On Rex Harrison: "The most brilliant actor that I have ever worked with. I've liked others very much more." - Anna Neagle
On Margaret O'Brien: "If that child had been born in the Middle Ages, she'd have been burned as a witch." - Lionel Barrymore
On Marlon Brando: "He has preserved the mentality of an adolescent. When he doesn't try and someone's speaking to him, it's like a blank wall. In fact, it's even less interesting because behind a blank wall, you can always suppose that there's something interesting there." - Burt Reynolds
Steph's phone is weird - she called me once, but I got no answer when I said HELLO. Then she called me again for real... seems she and Viv were partying it up by playing Nintendo Wii all day, haha. She'll call before she leaves again, yay! Time with the girls is probably what I need, for sure!
Hey, Julie's added me on Facebook - cool, indeed! Did a bunch of Facebook upkeep, as well. Yesterday morning, Jon thought it was hilarious that I called my sister on her cell to wake her up because Dad wanted her to be awake and not sleep in. Haha. My sibs and I also discussed Bon Jovi's Always at our Mui's lunch yesterday - we heard the real deal, and not a Chinese singer imitating it! We also heard bad Chinese rap / SHE BANGS on that soundtrack - haha, so weird. :P
Here are some strange laws culled from Bathroom Reader #20:
Playing with Silly String is against the law in Lodi, California.
In Tennessee, it's illegal to sell bologna on Sundays.
In Seattle, a dog must pay full bus fare if it weighs more than 25 pounds.
In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than six inches while walking through a mud puddle.
It's illegal to hunt moths under streetlights in Los Angeles.
No liquor may be served in Utah on Arbor Day.
Geese may not walk down Main Street in McDonald, Ohio.
In Chaseville, New York, it's against the law to drive a goat cart past a church in a "ridiculous fashion."
A Tylertown, Mississippi, ordinance prohibits shaving in the middle of Main Street.
In Louisiana, a barber may not charge a bald man more than 25 cents for a haircut.
It's against the law in Virginia to call someone on the telephone and not say anything.
In Alaska, it's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It's the law in French Lick Springs, Indiana, for all black cats to wear balls on Friday the 13th.
Women in Carrizoso, New Mexico, may not legally be seen in public with hairy legs.
In West Virginia, only babies may ride in baby carriages.
In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a rumor, but only if it isn't true.
In Corpus Christi, Texas, it's illegal to raise alligators in your home.
It's illegal in Indiana to open a can of food with a gun.
It's against the law in Arkansas to blindfold cows on public highways.
In Minnesota, you may be jailed for standing in front of a moving train.
Bizarre Hollywood Insults
On Julie Andrews: "Working with her is like being hit over the head with a Valentine's card." - Christopher Plummer
On Richard Gere: "I'm always trying to find diplomatic ways to talk about Richard and the movie An Officer and a Gentleman. I liked him before we started, but that is the last time I can remember talking to him." - Debra Winger
On Marilyn Monroe: "It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis
On Esther Williams: "Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't." - Fanny Brice
On Jayne Mansfield: "Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater." - Bette Davis
On Rex Harrison: "The most brilliant actor that I have ever worked with. I've liked others very much more." - Anna Neagle
On Margaret O'Brien: "If that child had been born in the Middle Ages, she'd have been burned as a witch." - Lionel Barrymore
On Marlon Brando: "He has preserved the mentality of an adolescent. When he doesn't try and someone's speaking to him, it's like a blank wall. In fact, it's even less interesting because behind a blank wall, you can always suppose that there's something interesting there." - Burt Reynolds
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