Goodbye, French shirt which wasn't appropriate anyhow! / Tiger kills teenager, then is killed itself

I'm doing laundry right now while listening to the Killjoys' Rave and Drool. Something happened to my white T-shirt with French on it, and that disappoints me to no end. Don't know why those stains are persistent even when I wash the shirt over and over... goodbye, shirt that Dave liked a couple years back. :(

9 Emplois À Temps Partiel

Chaffeuse de taxi
Chef
Docteure
Professeure
Ange gardien
Decoratrice
Gérante de banque
Arbitre
Animatrice

= 1 Maman À Temps Plein

It had great pictures, too... a yellow taxi, a birthday cake, a stethoscope / pill bottle / cup, a schoolbook with "ABC" on it / a sum with apples, a halo with wings and a heart, a blue couch with a picture and yellow rug with blue stars / green carpet, a few green dollar bills / a quarter / nickel / two dimes, a whistle with a rope attached, and a zoo logo with one ticket / balloons / party hat. Knowing my mom, she probably gave the shirt to me because it had French on it and she didn't know what it meant. Oh well, at least I still have my Avec les compliments de Victoire pink T-shirt for some French flavor! :D


Today's Restrained Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

A Bengal tiger attacked and killed a teenage girl in August 2005 at a southeast Kansas animal sanctuary. Haley Hilderbrand, 17, of Altamont, Kan., was posing with the tiger for her senior high school pictures at the Lost Creek Animal Sanctuary. A news release from the Labette County Sheriff's Office said the big cat was being restrained by its handler, but it attacked the teenager anyway. The 7-year-old tiger was killed.

Culled from: ClickonDetroit.Com
Generously submitted by: Paradox

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Poor tiger - he was just acting on the natural impulse to kill a teenager.

I will try and finalize the Morbid Caption Contest results either Tuesday or Wednesday night, depending on whether my ailing immune system allows it. Right now, sleep seems the only appropriate course of action... but, then again, when doesn't it?

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Wretched Recommendations!

Mesbeth has a film suggestion for us:

Plucked!

A living-dead chicken struggling to survive among hungry humans discovers his own appetite for destruction in the offbeat fable Plucked!

Plucked! is a unique comedic recipe, blending elements of horror, science fiction and puppetry in an outrageous spoof. Follow the adventures of Fred, a headless but sentient chicken - the extraordinary result of an experiment gone awry during the Great Fast-Food Chicken Wars. Along the way, you will meet a good guy, a bad guy, and a hooker. Plus, you will encounter hordes of killer chickens.

Best (and cheesiest) of all, Fred and his fowl cohorts are meat puppets. That's right, chicken carcass marionettes! Nothing but the best of B-movie art for genre fans.

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Morbid Trinket Du Jour!

Here's a fantastic Psycho shower scene doll set! Of course, in a perfect world, a doll of Norman / Mother would be included... alas...

Thanks to Magnoire for the link.