Bizarre American Holidays
Here's the full list of holidays from Bizarre American Holidays, which is a weird quirky site! :D
JANUARY
January is..... National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, and Prune Breakfast Month
January 1 is..... First Foot Day and Z Day [Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.]
January 2 is..... Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is..... Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is..... Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is..... Bird Day
January 6 is..... Bean Day
January 7 is..... Old Rock Day
January 8 is..... National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is..... Play God Day
January 10 is..... Peculiar People Day
January 11 is..... National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is..... Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is..... Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is..... National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is..... Hat Day
January 16 is..... Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is..... Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is..... Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is..... National Popcorn Day
January 20 is..... National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is..... National Hugging Day
January 22 is..... National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is..... National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is..... Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is..... Opposite Day
January 26 is..... Australia Day
January 27 is..... Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day [This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who (as the name may suggest) invented the flush toilet.]
January 28 is..... National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is..... National Cornchip Day
January 30 is..... Escape Day
January 31 is..... National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
FEBRUARY
February is..... National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, and Canned Food Month
February 1 is..... Serpent Day
February 2 is..... Purification Day
February 3 is..... Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is..... Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is..... Disaster Day
February 6 is..... Lame Duck Day
February 7 is..... Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is..... Kite Flying Day
February 9 is..... Toothache Day
February 10 is..... Umbrella Day
February 11 is..... White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is..... National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is..... Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is..... Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is..... National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is..... Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is..... Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is..... National Battery Day
February 19 is..... National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is..... Hoodie Hoo Day [This holiday is celebrated in an interesting way. At high noon, everyone yells "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter and make way for spring.]
February 21 is..... Card Reading Day
February 22 is..... Be Humble Day
February 23 is..... International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is..... National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is..... Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is..... National Pistachio Day
February 27 is..... International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is..... Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is..... National Surf and Turf Day
MARCH
March is..... Foot Health Month, Humorists Are Artist Month, National Furniture Refinishing Month, National Frozen Food Month, National Noodle Month, and National Peanut Month
March 1 is..... National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is..... Old Stuff Day
March 3 is..... I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, and National Anthem Day [Today, President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our national anthem. Celebrate by singing as much as you can remember with some friends.]
March 4 is..... Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is..... Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is..... National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is..... National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is..... Be Nasty Day
March 9 is..... Panic Day
March 10 is..... Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is..... Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is..... Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is..... Jewel Day
March 14 is..... National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is..... Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is..... Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is..... Submarine Day
March 18 is..... Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is..... Poultry Day
March 20 is..... Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is..... Fragrance Day
March 22 is..... National Goof-off Day
March 23 is..... National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is..... National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is..... Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is..... Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is..... National "Joe" Day [Do you hate your name? Everyone who hates their name has a right on this day to have everyone they know call them Joe.]
March 28 is..... Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is..... Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is..... I Am In Control Day
March 31 is..... Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
APRIL
April is..... International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month
April 1 is..... One Cent Day
April 2 is..... National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is..... Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is..... Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is..... Go For Broke Day
April 6 is..... Sorry Charlie Day [Sorry Charlie Day honors those who have been rejected and lived through it.]
April 7 is..... No Housework Day
April 8 is..... All Is Ours Day
April 9 is..... Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is..... Golfers Day
April 11 is..... Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is..... Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is..... Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is..... National Pecan Day
April 15 is..... Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is..... National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is..... National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is..... International Jugglers Day
April 19 is..... Garlic Day
April 20 is..... Look Alike Day
April 21 is..... Kindergarten Day
April 22 is..... National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is..... Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is..... National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is..... National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is..... Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is..... Tell A Story Day
April 28 is..... Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is..... National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is..... National Honesty Day
MAY
May is..... Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month
May 1 is..... Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is..... Fire Day
May 3 is..... Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is..... National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is..... National Hoagie Day
May 6 is..... Beverage Day
May 7 is..... International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is..... No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is..... Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is..... Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is..... Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is..... Limerick Day
May 13 is..... Leprechaun Day
May 14 is..... National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is..... National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is..... Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is..... Pack Rat Day
May 18 is..... International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is..... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is..... Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is..... National Memo Day and National Waitresses / Waiters Day
May 22 is..... Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is..... Penny Day
May 24 is..... National Escargot Day
May 25 is..... National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is..... Grey Day
May 27 is..... Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is..... National Hamburger Day
May 29 is..... End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is..... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is..... National Macaroon Day
JUNE
June is..... Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordian Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month
June 1 is..... Dare Day
June 2 is..... National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is..... Repeat Day
June 4 is..... Old Maids Day
June 5 is..... Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is..... Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is..... National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is..... Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is..... Donald Duck Day
June 10 is..... National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is..... National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is..... Machine Day
June 13 is..... National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is..... Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is..... Smile Power Day
June 16 is..... National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is..... Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is..... International Panic Day
June 19 is..... World Sauntering Day
June 20 is..... Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is..... Cuckoo Warning Day [BEWARE! It will be a wet summer if the sound of the cuckoo is heard today, June 21.]
June 22 is..... National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is..... National Pink Day
June 24 is..... Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is..... Log Cabin Day
June 26 is..... National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is..... National Columnists Day
June 28 is..... Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is..... Camera Day
June 30 is..... Meteor Day
JULY
July is..... National Baked Beans Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read An Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month
July 1 is..... Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is..... Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is..... Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is..... National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is..... Workaholics Day
July 6 is..... National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is..... National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is..... Video Games Day
July 9 is..... National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is..... Clerihew Day
July 11 is..... National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is..... National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is..... Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is..... National Nude Day
July 15 is..... National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is..... International Juggling Day
July 17 is..... National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is..... National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day [An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon."]
July 20 is..... Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is..... National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is..... Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is..... National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is..... Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is..... Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is..... All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is..... Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is..... National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is..... Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is..... National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is..... Parents Day
AUGUST
August is..... National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month
August 1 is..... Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is..... National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is..... National Watermelon Day
August 4 is..... Twins Day Festival
August 5 is..... National Mustard Day
August 6 is..... Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is..... Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is..... Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is..... National Polka Festival
August 10 is..... Lazy Day
August 11 is..... Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is..... Middle Child's Day
August 13 is..... Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is..... National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is..... National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is..... Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is..... National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is..... Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is..... Potato Day
August 20 is..... National Radio Day
August 21 is..... National Spumoni Day
August 22 is..... Be An Angel Day
August 23 is..... National Spongecake Day
August 24 is..... Knife Day
August 25 is..... Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is..... National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is..... Petroleum Day
August 28 is..... World Sauntering Day
August 29 is..... More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is..... National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is..... National Trail Mix Day
SEPTEMBER
September is..... Self Improvement Month, Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month
September 1 is..... Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is..... National Beheading Day
September 3 is..... Skyscraper Day
September 4 is..... Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is..... Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is..... Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is..... Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is..... National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is..... Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is..... Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is..... No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is..... National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is..... Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is..... National Cream-Filled Donut Day
September 15 is..... Felt Hat Day
September 16 is..... Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is..... National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is..... National Play-Doh Day
September 19 is..... National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is..... National Punch Day
September 21 is..... World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is..... Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is..... Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is..... Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is..... National Comic Book Day
September 26 is..... National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is..... Crush A Can Day
September 28 is..... Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is..... Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is..... National Mud Pack Day
OCTOBER
October is..... Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month
October 1 is..... World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is..... Name Your Car Day
October 3 is..... Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is..... National Golf Day
October 5 is..... National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is..... German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is..... National Frappe Day
October 8 is..... American Tag Day
October 9 is..... Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is..... National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is..... It's My Party Day
October 12 is..... International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is..... National Peanut Festival
October 14 is..... Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is..... White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is..... Dictionary Day
October 17 is..... Gaudy Day
October 18 is..... No Beard Day
October 19 is..... Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is..... National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is..... Babbling Day
October 22 is..... National Nut Day
October 23 is..... National Mole Day
October 24 is..... National Bologna Day
October 25 is..... Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is..... Mule Day
October 27 is..... Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is ..... Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day [If the word Godiva means anything to you, odds are you're a chocolate lover. Visit Godiva Chocolate, brought to you by the makers of Godiva chocolate, to find out all you ever wanted to know (and more) on chocolate.]
October 29 is..... Hermit Day
October 30 is..... National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is..... National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
NOVEMBER
November is..... International Drum Month, Peanut Butter Lover's Month, and Slaughter Month
November 1 is..... Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is..... National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is..... Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is..... Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is..... Gunpowder Day
November 6 is..... Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is..... National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is..... Dunce Day
November 9 is..... Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is..... Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is..... Air Day
November 12 is..... National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is..... National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is..... Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is..... National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is..... Button Day
November 17 is..... Take A Hike Day
November 18 is..... Occult Day
November 19 is..... Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is..... Absurdity Day
November 21 is..... World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is..... Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is..... National Cashew Day
November 24 is..... Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is..... National Parfait Day
November 26 is..... Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is..... Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is..... Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is..... Square Dance Day
November 30 is..... Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
DECEMBER
December is..... Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month
December 1 is..... National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is..... National Fritters Day
December 3 is..... National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is..... Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is..... National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is..... National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is..... National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is..... Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is..... National Pastry Day
December 10 is..... Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is..... National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is..... National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is..... Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is..... National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is..... National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is..... National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is..... Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is..... National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is..... Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is..... Games Day
December 21 is..... Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is..... National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is..... Roots Day
December 24 is..... National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is..... National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is..... National Whiners Day
December 27 is..... National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is..... Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is..... Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is..... Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is..... Unlucky Day
JANUARY
January is..... National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, and Prune Breakfast Month
January 1 is..... First Foot Day and Z Day [Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.]
January 2 is..... Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is..... Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is..... Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is..... Bird Day
January 6 is..... Bean Day
January 7 is..... Old Rock Day
January 8 is..... National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is..... Play God Day
January 10 is..... Peculiar People Day
January 11 is..... National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is..... Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is..... Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is..... National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is..... Hat Day
January 16 is..... Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is..... Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is..... Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is..... National Popcorn Day
January 20 is..... National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is..... National Hugging Day
January 22 is..... National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is..... National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is..... Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is..... Opposite Day
January 26 is..... Australia Day
January 27 is..... Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day [This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who (as the name may suggest) invented the flush toilet.]
January 28 is..... National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is..... National Cornchip Day
January 30 is..... Escape Day
January 31 is..... National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
FEBRUARY
February is..... National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, and Canned Food Month
February 1 is..... Serpent Day
February 2 is..... Purification Day
February 3 is..... Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is..... Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is..... Disaster Day
February 6 is..... Lame Duck Day
February 7 is..... Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is..... Kite Flying Day
February 9 is..... Toothache Day
February 10 is..... Umbrella Day
February 11 is..... White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is..... National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is..... Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is..... Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is..... National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is..... Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is..... Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is..... National Battery Day
February 19 is..... National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is..... Hoodie Hoo Day [This holiday is celebrated in an interesting way. At high noon, everyone yells "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter and make way for spring.]
February 21 is..... Card Reading Day
February 22 is..... Be Humble Day
February 23 is..... International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is..... National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is..... Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is..... National Pistachio Day
February 27 is..... International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is..... Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is..... National Surf and Turf Day
MARCH
March is..... Foot Health Month, Humorists Are Artist Month, National Furniture Refinishing Month, National Frozen Food Month, National Noodle Month, and National Peanut Month
March 1 is..... National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is..... Old Stuff Day
March 3 is..... I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, and National Anthem Day [Today, President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our national anthem. Celebrate by singing as much as you can remember with some friends.]
March 4 is..... Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is..... Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is..... National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is..... National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is..... Be Nasty Day
March 9 is..... Panic Day
March 10 is..... Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is..... Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is..... Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is..... Jewel Day
March 14 is..... National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is..... Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is..... Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is..... Submarine Day
March 18 is..... Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is..... Poultry Day
March 20 is..... Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is..... Fragrance Day
March 22 is..... National Goof-off Day
March 23 is..... National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is..... National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is..... Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is..... Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is..... National "Joe" Day [Do you hate your name? Everyone who hates their name has a right on this day to have everyone they know call them Joe.]
March 28 is..... Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is..... Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is..... I Am In Control Day
March 31 is..... Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
APRIL
April is..... International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month
April 1 is..... One Cent Day
April 2 is..... National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is..... Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is..... Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is..... Go For Broke Day
April 6 is..... Sorry Charlie Day [Sorry Charlie Day honors those who have been rejected and lived through it.]
April 7 is..... No Housework Day
April 8 is..... All Is Ours Day
April 9 is..... Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is..... Golfers Day
April 11 is..... Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is..... Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is..... Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is..... National Pecan Day
April 15 is..... Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is..... National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is..... National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is..... International Jugglers Day
April 19 is..... Garlic Day
April 20 is..... Look Alike Day
April 21 is..... Kindergarten Day
April 22 is..... National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is..... Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is..... National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is..... National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is..... Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is..... Tell A Story Day
April 28 is..... Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is..... National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is..... National Honesty Day
MAY
May is..... Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month
May 1 is..... Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is..... Fire Day
May 3 is..... Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is..... National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is..... National Hoagie Day
May 6 is..... Beverage Day
May 7 is..... International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is..... No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is..... Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is..... Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is..... Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is..... Limerick Day
May 13 is..... Leprechaun Day
May 14 is..... National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is..... National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is..... Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is..... Pack Rat Day
May 18 is..... International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is..... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is..... Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is..... National Memo Day and National Waitresses / Waiters Day
May 22 is..... Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is..... Penny Day
May 24 is..... National Escargot Day
May 25 is..... National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is..... Grey Day
May 27 is..... Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is..... National Hamburger Day
May 29 is..... End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is..... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is..... National Macaroon Day
JUNE
June is..... Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordian Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month
June 1 is..... Dare Day
June 2 is..... National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is..... Repeat Day
June 4 is..... Old Maids Day
June 5 is..... Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is..... Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is..... National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is..... Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is..... Donald Duck Day
June 10 is..... National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is..... National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is..... Machine Day
June 13 is..... National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is..... Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is..... Smile Power Day
June 16 is..... National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is..... Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is..... International Panic Day
June 19 is..... World Sauntering Day
June 20 is..... Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is..... Cuckoo Warning Day [BEWARE! It will be a wet summer if the sound of the cuckoo is heard today, June 21.]
June 22 is..... National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is..... National Pink Day
June 24 is..... Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is..... Log Cabin Day
June 26 is..... National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is..... National Columnists Day
June 28 is..... Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is..... Camera Day
June 30 is..... Meteor Day
JULY
July is..... National Baked Beans Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read An Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month
July 1 is..... Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is..... Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is..... Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is..... National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is..... Workaholics Day
July 6 is..... National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is..... National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is..... Video Games Day
July 9 is..... National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is..... Clerihew Day
July 11 is..... National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is..... National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is..... Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is..... National Nude Day
July 15 is..... National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is..... International Juggling Day
July 17 is..... National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is..... National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day [An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon."]
July 20 is..... Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is..... National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is..... Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is..... National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is..... Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is..... Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is..... All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is..... Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is..... National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is..... Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is..... National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is..... Parents Day
AUGUST
August is..... National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month
August 1 is..... Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is..... National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is..... National Watermelon Day
August 4 is..... Twins Day Festival
August 5 is..... National Mustard Day
August 6 is..... Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is..... Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is..... Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is..... National Polka Festival
August 10 is..... Lazy Day
August 11 is..... Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is..... Middle Child's Day
August 13 is..... Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is..... National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is..... National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is..... Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is..... National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is..... Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is..... Potato Day
August 20 is..... National Radio Day
August 21 is..... National Spumoni Day
August 22 is..... Be An Angel Day
August 23 is..... National Spongecake Day
August 24 is..... Knife Day
August 25 is..... Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is..... National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is..... Petroleum Day
August 28 is..... World Sauntering Day
August 29 is..... More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is..... National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is..... National Trail Mix Day
SEPTEMBER
September is..... Self Improvement Month, Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month
September 1 is..... Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is..... National Beheading Day
September 3 is..... Skyscraper Day
September 4 is..... Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is..... Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is..... Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is..... Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is..... National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is..... Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is..... Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is..... No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is..... National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is..... Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is..... National Cream-Filled Donut Day
September 15 is..... Felt Hat Day
September 16 is..... Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is..... National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is..... National Play-Doh Day
September 19 is..... National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is..... National Punch Day
September 21 is..... World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is..... Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is..... Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is..... Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is..... National Comic Book Day
September 26 is..... National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is..... Crush A Can Day
September 28 is..... Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is..... Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is..... National Mud Pack Day
OCTOBER
October is..... Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month
October 1 is..... World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is..... Name Your Car Day
October 3 is..... Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is..... National Golf Day
October 5 is..... National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is..... German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is..... National Frappe Day
October 8 is..... American Tag Day
October 9 is..... Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is..... National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is..... It's My Party Day
October 12 is..... International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is..... National Peanut Festival
October 14 is..... Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is..... White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is..... Dictionary Day
October 17 is..... Gaudy Day
October 18 is..... No Beard Day
October 19 is..... Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is..... National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is..... Babbling Day
October 22 is..... National Nut Day
October 23 is..... National Mole Day
October 24 is..... National Bologna Day
October 25 is..... Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is..... Mule Day
October 27 is..... Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is ..... Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day [If the word Godiva means anything to you, odds are you're a chocolate lover. Visit Godiva Chocolate, brought to you by the makers of Godiva chocolate, to find out all you ever wanted to know (and more) on chocolate.]
October 29 is..... Hermit Day
October 30 is..... National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is..... National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
NOVEMBER
November is..... International Drum Month, Peanut Butter Lover's Month, and Slaughter Month
November 1 is..... Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is..... National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is..... Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is..... Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is..... Gunpowder Day
November 6 is..... Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is..... National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is..... Dunce Day
November 9 is..... Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is..... Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is..... Air Day
November 12 is..... National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is..... National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is..... Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is..... National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is..... Button Day
November 17 is..... Take A Hike Day
November 18 is..... Occult Day
November 19 is..... Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is..... Absurdity Day
November 21 is..... World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is..... Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is..... National Cashew Day
November 24 is..... Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is..... National Parfait Day
November 26 is..... Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is..... Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is..... Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is..... Square Dance Day
November 30 is..... Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
DECEMBER
December is..... Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month
December 1 is..... National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is..... National Fritters Day
December 3 is..... National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is..... Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is..... National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is..... National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is..... National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is..... Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is..... National Pastry Day
December 10 is..... Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is..... National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is..... National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is..... Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is..... National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is..... National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is..... National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is..... Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is..... National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is..... Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is..... Games Day
December 21 is..... Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is..... National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is..... Roots Day
December 24 is..... National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is..... National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is..... National Whiners Day
December 27 is..... National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is..... Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is..... Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is..... Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is..... Unlucky Day
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