Dreams of Janina killing people (including Michelle) / being 31% TV addict

I had a dream that Janina (pinkfloyd63) was a serial killer. My sister and I were among the detectives assigned to the case: there had been several unresolved killings, and we received a tip from an anonymous informant that she was about to kill a bunch of students again. She'd invited them over to her house, which had a grand staircase with a white railing. Once the time came that she wanted to kill them, she had her strong mentally-challenged lackeys tie them all up in burlap / brown paper and then make sure they couldn't escape by tying thick white string to that.

The police surrounded the house, and could see into the giant living room where she was doing all this. Janina got a big gun with pieces of glass in among the bullets to fire at the unsuspecting innocents, which is when we moved in. We made sure to confront her with a gigantic piece of glass in addition to our own guns. Once we had her safely packed away in the police car (the lackeys were valuable to us, so we kept them around), we freed the students: imagine our surprise when one of them turned out to be Michelle!

Then we told the lackeys what was happening, and ordered them to take us on a tour of the house. There were several large wings, including a grand hallway completely dedicated to the Canucks: there were posters, newspaper articles, and more. One of the articles featured two Canucks hoisting the Stanley Cup (I wish!) and having a good time. It was in this hall that one of the lackeys made another give him a certain sexual favor. We couldn't do anything about it but watch.

After that, we were all on an automated cross-country plane that did nothing but fly all day and all night, stopping off at select destinations. I wanted to tell my friends all about what had happened before, but was interrupted by the on-board announcements. On one of the Toronto landings, we were instructed to get off at Vancouver and collect information before flying to Winnipeg with it, so we did. I woke up when the flights all just blended into one another...

Now to catch up with my friends list and my email, heh.


Here's a TV survey, via Amy's Myspace bulletin:

You don't have to like it or watch it all the time, but you actually have to have watched a full episode.

[] The Hills
[] Laguna Beach
[] 8th & Ocean
[] Viva La Bam
[x] The Osbournes
[] Next
[] Made
[] My Super Sweet 16
[x] Pimp My Ride
[] The Real World
TOTAL = 2

[] Pepper Denis
[] What I Like About You
[] 7th Heaven
[] Gilmore Girls
[] The O.C.
[] Smallville
[] Charmed
[] Angel
[] Twins
[] Living With Fran
[] Supernatural
TOTAL = 0

[x] The Cosby Show
[x] Full House
[] Boy Meets World
[] A Different World
[] Grounded For Life
[] Drake & Josh
[x] All In The Family
[x] Who's the Boss
[x] Family Matters
TOTAL = 5

[x] Spongebob Squarepants
[] Fairly Oddparents
[] The X's
[] Even Stevens
[] Lizzie McGuire
[] Catscratch
[] Rocko's Modern Life
[] Pinky & The Brain
[] Zoey 101
[] Unfabulous
TOTAL = 1

[] Hogan Knows Best
[] Best Week Ever
[] Web Junk
[] The Fabulous Life Of...
[] so NoTORIous
[] Celebrety Fit Club
[] Surreal Life
[] SuperGroup
[] My Fair Brady
[x] I love the 70s / 80s / 90s
TOTAL = 1

[x] Law & Order
[] The 4400
[] Monk
[x] ER
[x] CSI
[x] Degrassi
[] South Of Nowhere
[] Instant Star
[] Radio Free Rosco
[x] Fresh Prince of Bel Air
TOTAL = 5

[] America's Next Top Model
[x] That 70s Show
[x] Everybody Loves Raymond
[x] Crossing Jordan
[] King Of Queens
[] All Of Us
[] The Parkers
[] Wayans Brothers
[] Soul Food
[] 106 & Park
TOTAL = 3

[] The Office
[x] Survivor
[] The Bachelor
[x] Family Feud
[x] Who Wants to BE a Millionare?
[] TRL
[] The Biggest Loser
[x] Access Hollywood
[x] The E! True Hollywood Story
[x] Home Improvement
TOTAL = 6

[] As Told By Ginger
[] Clueless
[] Girls Behaving Badly
[] The Nanny
[x] Seinfeld
[x] Fraiser
[] Taxi
[x] The Golden Girls
[x] Will & Grace
[] LoveSpring International
TOTAL = 4

[] Dancing With the Stars
[x] American Idol
[] America's Got Talent
[] Trading Spouses
[] The Girls Next Door
[] The Simple Life
[] One on One
[x] Friends
[x] General Hospital
[x] All My Children
TOTAL = 4


Now add up your score, use it as your percentage, and make your subject "I am __% of a TV Addict. (31% here...)