Ruling a country, celebrity misbehavior, scatterbrained, homicidal maniacs, underwear personality

I was bored, so decided to do some OKCupid quizzes. :D

NY Times Democracy Your nation's freedom (73% overall): 73% civil rights, 71% economy, and 75% political.

New York Times Democracy Civil Rights: Average Economy: Average Political Freedoms: Above average

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 42% on civil_rights You scored higher than 90% on economy You scored higher than 85% on politic_freedom You scored higher than 92% on overall_freedom

Link: The Rule a Country Test written by Renegade_Master on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The Extra Your career looks to have a 2% emphasis on sex and a 3% focus on drug consumption. In addition, you're looking at a 42% level of publicity, and a 47% degree of career credibility!

We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE EXTRA. Looking at your results, we see a few things. On the upside, your behaviour in terms of all the sex, drugs, and such is on the lower end of the spectrum. Okay, so you might have dabbled a bit, but not enough to get in too much serious trouble. On the downside, if you wound out amongst the glitterati, you really wouldn't want to delve into all of that stuff. Why? Well, chances are, if you ever got caught doing something semi-illegal, you wouldn't be able to offer an autograph to the cops or bribe your way out of it, since they'd have no idea who you were. Assuming you were trying your hand at acting, you'd not yet have built up enough credibility - or publicity - to get away with much, and your CV would mostly consist of a few bit parts in TV shows and films. On the upside, if you were to work outside the US, where the public spotlight doesn't matter quite as much, you'd fare better. People in this category in real life are too numerous to name them all, and I won't bother, since you probably won't know who they are. Think of some pop singer or actor you briefly thought was cute but never took seriously, and never heard from again. That's where you'd be. If your score in career cred is closer to 50%, then you might be one of those actors that get a small role in a really good film on occasion, and you might therefore just be waiting to be discovered. After all, there's a lot of hidden talent out there. To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have: A low emphasis on sex A low emphasis on drug consumption A low level of publicity A low degree of career credibility Now go ahead and take my other tests. Go on, hot stuff. You know you want to. The Homicidal Maniac Test - take it, just don't hurt me! The Scatterbrain Test - find out if your head is in the clouds. The Verbal Obscenity Test - would Liam Gallagher think you swear too much? The Underwear Personality Test - take it and find out what underwear you SHOULD be wearing...

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on sex You scored higher than 4% on drugs You scored higher than 63% on publicity You scored higher than 54% on career cred

Link: The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Mostly There Your score? Apparently, you're 36% absent-minded, and your life is 45% stressful.

Are you there? Are you focused? You made it to the end of the test - and your category is that of the MOSTLY THERE. The short explanation is that you're both MODERATE in your absent-mindedness, and MODERATE in your overall levels of stress. The long explanation is that this means while there may still be some potential causes of stress in your life, they aren't quite hitting the extreme level. Be it in the form of a fascist boss who picks his nose and wipes it under the seat, or a family that makes The Osbournes look like The Brady Bunch by comparison, you're dealing with some stress, but it's not a deadly level. You ARE capable of being a little absent-minded, but it's entirely possible that other aspects of your life are causing this, making it entirely reasonable that something might be distracting you a little. You might be a bit forgetful, or sometimes struggle to retain information. You might have simply been doing something else while you took the test and therefore not really given yourself much of a chance with the memory questions or the trick questions. Oh, and for the record, there was NO bag in the picture and there was one question that was repeated. Did you make sure to skip that one, as per the instructions? Want more testy action? Try one of my others. The Homicidal Maniac Test - own your anger. The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - this one's my favourite. The Verbal Obscenity Test - bite your tongue! The Underwear Personality Test - assuming you WEAR underwear.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on scatterbrain You scored higher than 44% on stress

Link: The Scatterbrain Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The Taxi Driver Your final result? A 48% capacity for violence, and a 11% history of it!

Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence. You've never actually BEEN violent, but you're capable of it. What could cause this? Do you experience a lot of stress at work, at home, or in your studies? Perhaps you have minor (or major) health issues. Either way, you're bottling something up (let's be honest, most of us are), and it's probably worth doing something about it. Take necessary steps to look after yourself a bit better. Look for ways to counter any stress you MAY be experiencing. This may be as simple as getting more sleep or seeing a massage therapist once a month. Perhaps you even ARE a Taxi Driver (it's a very stressful job, after all), but at least you're not yet facing the fate of Robert De Niro's character (pictured below). Think about what happened to HIM. OTHER CATEGORIES... Want to check out all of the possible results? Now you can - there are sixteen in total, including this one. The Pacifist (LOW capability, LOW history) The Angry Toddler (LOW capability, MODERATE history) The Gentle Giant (LOW capability, HIGH history) The Retired Assassin (LOW capability, VERY HIGH history) The Bystander (MODERATE capability, LOW history) The Schoolyard Bully (MODERATE capability, MODERATE history) Muscle for Hire (MODERATE capability, HIGH history) The Ex-Con (MODERATE capability, VERY HIGH history) The Right Hook (HIGH capability, MODERATE history) The Brawler (HIGH capability, HIGH history) The Assassin (HIGH capability, VERY HIGH history) The Ticking Bomb (VERY HIGH capability, LOW history) The Postal Worker (VERY HIGH capability, MODERATE history) The Warrior (VERY HIGH capability, HIGH history) The Apocalypse (VERY HIGH capability, VERY HIGH history) Want to try my other tests? Of course you do! The Underwear Personality Test. - what sort of underwear SHOULD you be wearing? The Scatterbrain Test - is it safe for you to do factory work? The Verbal Obscenity Test - how much of a potty mouth do you have? The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - my best work. Just trust me and take it.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 65% on violent ability You scored higher than 30% on violent history

Link: The Homicidal Maniac Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The High Rise Brief Your result? 60% practical. 26% sexy. 39% confident.

We've thrown you through the OkCupid washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result? Practical. Conservative. Shy. Your signature underwear is THE HIGH RISE BRIEF.Possibly the most joked-about underwear in the past three decades, these babies are also referred to as "nanna pants." Watch the film Bridget Jones's Diary for a perfect example of this stigma in action. However, keep in mind that these are also reportedly the most comfortable underwear women can find. Putting everything in the context of the test: the high rise is extremely practical. Again, as Bridget showed, they're apt for those who are a little more shy as they do tend to cover a lot up. Last of all, sex doesn't really come into the picture with them (Hugh Grant's character in the aforementioned film was something of an exception). These briefs are all about feeling comfortable, and there's a lot to respect in that. For the record, your male equivalent (also pictured below) is THE THERMALS. Check out all of the possible results here, there are 12 for males and 12 for females in total, including your result... MALES The Flannel Pyjamas The Satin Boxers The Denim Cutoffs The Speedo The Modern Corset The Leather Thong The Thermals The Sports Brief The Classic Brief The Boxer Brief Commando! The Leopard Thong FEMALES The Flannel Pyjamas The T-Shirt The Vintage Nightie The Bustier The Vintage Corset The Leather Thong The High Rise Brief The Sports Bra The Classic Bra The Boyleg Brief Commando! The Classic Thong Want to try my other tests? Here they are. Go on! The Homicidal Maniac Test - should others be VERY afraid? The Scatterbrain Test - would you forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? The Verbal Obscenity Test - ouch, my poor virgin ears! The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - if YOU were a celebrity, what kind would you be?

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 69% on practicality You scored higher than 1% on sexiness You scored higher than 8% on confidence You scored higher than 0% on gender

Link: The Underwear Personality Test written by seeyoshirun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test