German cannibals and five-variable love test

Apparently, the German cannibal dude is being tried again. I did not know that.

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting your way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is high. Sure you believe in love, but you know it doesn't come easily. You scoff at "love at first sight" and "soulmates." You'd rather take the real thing, as unglamorous as it is. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be part of a couple. But occasionally, you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

"A wide range of love experiences," eh? HAHAHAHAHA, that is SOOOOOOOO not true!