Blank Template: Questions 1601 to 2300 of 5000
1601. What's on your keychain?
1602. How do you feel about capitalism?
1603. What was the last CD you bought?
1604. Do you like feather pillows?
1605. How about water beds?
1606. Are you responsible for any housework?
1607. How long is forever?
1608. Do you have any brothers or sisters? How have they influenced your life?
1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
1610. Does this survey feel never-ending?
1611. Have you ever eaten ice cream with a knife?
1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
1613. Are you a traditional person?
1614. Do you have any quarrels with God?
1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
1617. What was your biggest mistake this Summer (or Spring, or Winter or whatever season you are taking this survey in)?
1618. York Peppermint Patties or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
1619. What can you cook?
1620. What is your specialty?
1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
Have you ever been a stalker?
1622. Do you smoke?
If no, do you get much second-hand smoke?
1623. What is the lowest grade you are willing to accept in a class?
1624. What would you do if a teacher punished you for cheating when you weren't?
What would you do if your boss fired you for stealing and you weren't?
1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 gift certificate to?
1626. What would you like to reincarnate as?
1627. What's in your undie drawers... besides undies?
1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes, what would you talk about?
1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
1631. What is the welcome message on your cell phone?
1632. Who is more successful, Bill Gates or Mother Teresa?
1633. What bands do you own T-shirts about?
1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
1637. Do you know that most McDonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and that over 1,000 of those calories are from fat?
1638. If you could delete someone's diary, would you if:
they didn't agree with you?
they were rude / obnoxious to you?
they wrote rude entries?
1639. Do you have to pee?
1640. Why did my cat have to throw up on the couch?
1641. Do you trust people at restaurants who handle your food that they aren't doing anything gross to it while you can't see them?
1642. How do you wear your hair?
1643. Have you ever worn:
a dress?
a skirt?
a tie?
high heels?
combat boots?
a belt?
a hat?
1644. Is it men's or woman's shirts that button down the right?
1645. What's the most dangerous job you can think of?
1646. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else's hair?
1647. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
1648. If you had a locket, what would you put inside?
1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
1650. Have you ever drank, slurped, or licked someone's blood?
1651. Did you know that drinking someone's blood or licking another person's wound is an excellent way to get their wound infected by the germs in your dirty mouth, and catch a disease from their blood such as HIV / AIDS?
1652. Does your school have any spirit days (like pajama day, crazy hat day, etc.)?
1653. Is it right to force people to go to pep rallies?
1654. Imagine there is a girl at your school who hasn't got a boyfriend and wants to take her best friend from another school to the prom. Only thing is that this best friend is a girl. She is told by the principal that she can NOT take a girl to the prom. Is the principal right or wrong in saying this?
Would your answer change if the 2 girls were a lesbian couple?
How about if it was 2 guys and they were a homo couple?
1655. Is it stupid for a school to combat eating disorders by not allowing students to bring bottled water to school?
1656. Is animal testing helpful even though humans are made up differently than animals, or is it just cruel?
1657. What is one thing that should NEVER be legal?
1658. What is one thing someone can say which makes you think of them as an idiot (for me, it's: "I'm a punk - screw this country, we should all be anarchists")?
1659. Have you ever been to Sesame Place?
How about Dutch Wonderland?
Which one sucks more?
1660. What is your grade point average?
1661. Have you ever watched an operation?
1662. How would you feel if someone dissected YOU?
1663. Tuba or Trombone?
1664. Do you appreciate rap music?
1665. Would you ever go home with a stranger?
1666. Is $9.50 a reasonable price to see a movie?
1667. Do pop-up ads make you wanna punch someone?
1668. What quality do you value most highly in others?
1669. Are you having a bad day?
1670.In the movie Pretty Woman, how can Richard Gere just overlook the fact the Julia Roberts is a hooker?
1671. Could YOU fall in love with a prostitute (male or female)?
1672. What do you think of these names:
Elton:
Billy:
Dwayne:
Betsy:
Liz:
Linda:
1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
1674. Low-fat or fat-free?
1675. Are you cowardly?
1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
1678. Have you ever written something on the bathroom walls?
1679. When was the last time you fell?
1680. Are you mellow?
1681. What should I write a story about?
1682. What is the most beautiful, incredible thing you can do?
1683. Do you bury your pets or throw them away?
1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
1686. What's your favorite thing that is yellow?
1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
1688. What's the coolest HTML code you know?
1689. If you had to change your diary name, what would you change it to?
1690. Are there any Neve Campbell fans out there?!
1691. Are you a hottie with a body, or a cutie with a booty?
1692. Are you:
strong?
wild?
slow?
easy?
1693. What band or celebrity needs one of those cartoon dolls made of them?
1694. Do you have long, thick eyelashes?
1695. Have you ever played:
Dungeons and Dragons?
Magic: The Gathering?
Vampire: The Masquerade?
1696. Do you want to grow old with someone?
1697. Why do people flame?
1698. Have you ever titled an entry "Leave Me Comments"?
1699. Do you ever read entries titled "Please Read"?
1700. We are one-third of the way through this survey. Think you can handle any more?
1701. Will tomorrow be just like today?
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
1706. What is almost over? This song that I'm listening to.
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
1708. Can you taste the rainbow?
1709. What the hell IS The Rock cookin'?
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
1711. Would you rather have a diamond necklace or a blueberry farm?
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know, and why?
1714. Is there a difference between being opinionated and being bitchy?
Which are you?
Or are you neither?
1715. Do you think it is possible to have a polygamous relationship, and truly love all partners equally?
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly, your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot, the air crew, and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
1719. Why is it then when someone is an anorexic and someone else finds out, they are rushed to the hospital.. BUT when someone is obese (another life-threatening eating disorder), they are NOT rushed to the hospital?
1720. What is Gargamel (of the Smurfs)'s religion?
1721. Why do people do things that they know are bad for them, such as smoking and not getting enough exercise?
1722. How many times have you gotten an A in a class?
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
1724. Who is so adorable that you'd like to keep them as a pet?
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school that you don't hang out with after school, who would you want it to be?
What if it was someone from your job that you don't see outside work?
1726. Truth or dare? DARE.
truth: How often do you masturbate a week?
dare: I dare you to tell us who you think about when you're masturbating.
for the less bold
truth: At what age did you or do you plan to lose your virginity?
dare: I dare you to answer the truth question.
1727. Do you know that in the USA, taxes are so hard that we work for a full third of the year for free (for the government)?
1728. If taxes pay for buses, then why is there an additional bus fare?
1729. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their car?
1730. I have a tiny grey tiger-striped 8 week old kitten. Will you rescue him and love him?
1731. Have you ever seen a human baby born?
An animal baby?
1732. Did you see that miracle of life video?
How'd it make you feel about sex?
How'd it make you feel about having a baby?
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
1734. Who are you waiting for an email / call / note / visit from?
1735. What are you counting the days until?
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
How do you resist it?
1737. What are you waiting for? Someone to give me a zillion dollars, haha.
1738. Who is your knight (or lady) in shining armor?
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled, "HEY YOU" ... would you turn around?
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
1741. OMG!! Is that your epidermis showing???
1742. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time, or tell you the honest truth about what they think?
1743. If, in a contest, you had to spend one million dollars in one day and you couldn't keep anything you bought to win a million of your own, could you do it?
1744. Are you all heart?
1745. Are you mad?
1746. Will you / have you gone to your high school reunion?
1747. What do you think of your yearbook pic?
1748. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
1749. Would you rather work, or stay home with the baby?
1750. Exactly how soon is now?
1751. Do you believe that homosexuals can be good Christians?
1752. Would you rather give up religion or sex forever?
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada?
UK?
USA?
Australia?
Germany?
Italy?
1754. What's the best bumper sticker say?
1755. Wanna take a shower together?
1756. Do you take toys into the bathtub?
1757. How do you picture being proposed to or proposing to someone would go?
Would anyone be down on one knee?
Would it be at home or out?
Would they have the ring, or take you out to choose a ring?
1758. How do you reject someone nicely?
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
1760. What do you think the three most common passwords people use are?
1761. Pick a part of your body:
Give that part of your body a name right now.
1762. What makes you blush?
1763. What do you say when you receive a compliment?
1764. What's a grindylow?
1765. What's your pet peeve?
1766. What question do you get asked too often?
1767. You notice a ring you want is marked $40. When you are helped by the cashier, you are only charged $10. Do you mention this to the cashier, or take off with the savings?
1768. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife were to kiss someone else, would it be cheating on you if they kiss someone on the:
cheek?
lips?
nose?
hand?
hands (kisses both of them)?
ear?
neck?
1769. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife flirted with other people, would that make you angry?
1770. If you knew that your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife was hanging out with some friends of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you are a gay / lesbian couple), and you go there figuring they are chillin' or something.. but instead you come in and they are laying all over each other and laughing, what would you do / say when you saw that?
They tell you that it's just because they are playing this crazy semi-adult board game and to calm down. Do you calm down?
Do you tell them not to play the game?
Do you take them aside and tell them or just yell in front of everyone?
What if you think the whole game is over / harmless and go change your clothes, and when you come back, your partner is smiling and laughing and repeatedly kissing someone else's hands?
1771. What can we do now to make the earth better 100 years from now?
1772. If you had a dream where a friend, lover, boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife, etc. was mean and horrible to you, do you still feel angry at them when you wake up?
1773. Have you ever left a note with a picture in it?
If yes, how do you do it?
1774. What would you never want crawling on you?
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
1776. Have you ever watched the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear every day, what would it be like?
Would it have a hat?
a belt?
a cape?
shoes or boots?
anything extra?
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
1779. Would you rather know how the world began, or how it will end?
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors, or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
1781. Out of these 4, which is most important (1 = most, 2 = second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Cureing diseases such as AIDS, cancer:
Preserving wildlife areas:
Ending terrorism:
Building colonies in space:
1782. Should every human be entitled to a good education?
Even if it comes out of your (or your parents') tax money?
1783. Are you sick of hearing about 9/11?
1784. Speaking of 9/11, the anniversary is comming up. What will you be doing?
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go:
2 cups:
1 cup:
1/2 cup:
a pinch of:
a dash of:
mix well and bake until:
add:
serve:
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
a fall from a 3 story building
driving the car into the water
1787. What philosophy was manifested in The Communist Manifesto?
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rouge:
Le voyage sur le bateau:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir:
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
1792. What is justice?
1793. Why must children rebel to gain their independence from their parents?
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you want it to bring..
luck?
money?
power?
health?
love?
creativity?
1795. What if everytime you used your magic bracelet, something bad would happen to someone else?
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
1797. Where is the damn TV remote?
1798. How many favorite diaries do you have?
1799. If someone was asleep in the sun, and you wanted to play a joke on them by writing a message into their back with sunscreen... so that when they burned, the words would be on their skin, what would you write?
1800. How do you feel about the 1800s?
1801. How many Smurfs can you name?
1802. Do you have a planner?
Do you use it?
1803. What do white lines do?
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
1805. What do these Latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute:
Cogito ergo sum:
Hosanna in excelsis:
Et in terra pax hominibus:
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?):
is about to kiss (who):
Just then, they get interrupted by (what):
and somebody screams, (what):
but it is too late. Fortunately (who):
walks by and does something (what):
and they all live (how):
ever after.
The letters for the next few questions are messed up for a reason.
1807. Name 2 guys and 2 girls, 1 next to each letter:
b.
c.
d.
a.
1808. Name 2 MORE guys and 2 MORE girls, 1 next to each letter:
a.
b.
c.
d.
1809. Name 4 random objects, 1 next to each letter:
b.
d.
c.
a.
1810. Name 4 places:
d.
c.
a.
b.
1811. Name 4 ways to eat an orange:
d.
a.
c.
b.
1812. Name 4 body parts:
d.
b.
a.
c.
1813. Name 4 things you might say to a door-to-door salesperson:
b.
c.
d.
a.
1814. You've just written 4 stories. The "a" story, the "b" story, the "c" story, and the "d" story. Read the following story through four times, first putting in all your "a" answers, then all your "b" answers, etc.
A. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
B. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
C. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
D. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
Have you ever played 4 ways to eat an orange before?
1815. Miracle on 34th Street: original or remake?
1816. Have you ever marched in a parade?
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you, if you had a car) and blast the music?
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
1820. What keeps everyone from being happy?
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself? You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES, so make it COUNT!
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word "like" at all?
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself:
me:
your dad:
your mom:
the one you love:
1826. Why is it that a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly?
1827. (I don't expect anyone to get this one, but oh well. Hint: It's a movie quote thing.) You know what people are liking at night?
1828. What websites are addictive?
1829. Who do you love sooo much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
1831. What will you never ever do again?
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news, will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest / smartest / kindest person ever... or tell the truth?
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
1836. How many years old is your diary?
1837. How could today get any worse?
1838. How was your day, dear?
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
1840. Would you like a pair of blue velvet pants?
1841. You are not a victim. True or false?
1842. You just scream with boredom. True or false?
1843. What are you dependent on?
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What?
1847. Are you going to be the one that saves me?
1848. What's a groupie?
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
1850. Would you rather take care of someone, or be taken care of?
1851. What is the worst 80's song?
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance, dance, DANCE?
God, does it even matter if you "can't dance"????
1853. What has been your most beautiful, magical, memorable, cloud nine, manic, ecstatic, incredible, happy, bouncy, air-light moment of this life???
1854. Does everything count in large amounts?
1855. Are you enjoying this incredible, romantic, magical, thrilling, luscious, rollercoaster ride miraculous life as much as I am???
If not, WHY???
You only get ONE CHANCE to be the incredible person that you are!! I mean... God, do you know how IMPROBABLE your existence is????
It's incredible that consciousness came to be!!!
1856. What makes you feel SO fine that you can't control your brain?
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
1858. Are you more than kind?
Do you go out of your way?
1859. Promise me something: that you'll never waste time feeling bad anymore.
1860. Who do you just want to SQUEEEEEEEEEZE?!?
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey (adjectives, people)?
What's my gender? Female, most likely. I don't think a male could have written the previous manic questions. :P Or are you just trying to throw me off track?!
What's my age?
What bands do I like (you must have SOME idea by now)?
Anything else??
1862. Waste not a day. Okay?
1863. What feeling is so incredible that you can't find the words??
1864. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
hmm.. Or is this a learning experience for you (writing it certainly has been for me)?
1865. Have you ever been so happy, you could cry?
1866. Do you just know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
Do you need no memories as long as you have this one person to share your life with?
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, "Is there any more than this?"
1868. What did you answer yourself?
1869. 80 years is only a moment. You have this one brief moment to live, to be conscious, to be free.. Couldn't you just sing at the top of your lungs????
1870. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
1871. How could you possibly feel alone??
1872. Is there something you'd like to try (ASK ME, I won't say no, how could I)??????
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away (hint: if it's been longer than a week, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!!)????
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of:
life:
yourself:
the world:
1876. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to give your very best most beautiful part of yourself to:
life:
yourself:
the world:
1877. Is there love in your heart?
1878. Do things tend to go your way when you're happy?
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
1880. What will you never ever ever get any more of?
Whatever it is, you'd better not waste what you have of it.
1881. Is it a perfect day for banana fish?
1882. Are child pageants along the same lines as child pornography?
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but "don't fix it"):
1884. Would you rather have a solid gold Mickey Mouse or a space shuttle?
1885. Do you bruise easily?
1886. Virginity: the longer kept, the less worth. ~ William Shakespeare. Do you agree?
1887. Would you prefer a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
1888. How often do you try to get a tan?
1889. What do you like on your bread?
1890. Do you always behave the way you want to?
1891. Are you always exactly the way you want to be?
Or do you have an idea in your head of what you want to be like, and strive to achieve it?
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions, this survey will have more questions than there have been years since Christ was born?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
1894. What animal would you rush to see first at the aquarium (PENGIES!!!!!)??
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggs, drugs, alcohol)?
1896. Are you pure energy?
1897. Is this survey your Friday / Saturday night date?
1898. Don't you LISTEN??
1899. Who or what has taken you where you really need to be?
1900. Was this page as good for you as it was for me??
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns / habits / routines, and are you able to BREAK OUT OF THEM??
1902. What takes your breath away?
1903. What did you do today that you regret?
Will you ever do it again?
1904. Is happiness something to be achieved and sought after... or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
1905. Would you rather have perfection, or is reality perfect the way it is?
1906. Is a frightening world an interesting world to live in?
1907. What gives people depth and character?
1908. What band, together or not, would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
How do you know? Have you tried?
1910. Is ANYTHING really trivial?
1911. Why the hell don't people hug more?
1912. Where was your last vacation to?
1913. Where was your last car ride to?
1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
1915. Where did you last walk to?
1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
1917. What is the next book you want to read?
1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
1921. Are you a light sleeper?
1922. Are you a Toys R Us kid?
1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
1924. Do you like:
pina coladas?
getting caught in the rain?
yoga?
intelligence?
making love at midnight?
health food?
champagne?
the feel of the ocean?
1925. When you look at your watch, it says 9:25 and you think:
1926. What have you never seen anything lovelier than?
1927. Have you ever painted a:
wall:
ceramic:
painting:
model:
sun catcher:
face:
1928. Are there separate heavens for different animals (kitty heaven, dog heaven, bird heaven, etc.)?
1929. Can you think of the perfect celebrity that would describe how you look?
1930. How about the perfect celebrity that would describe your perfect guy / girl?
1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
1932. When you sleep next to someone, who falls asleep first usually?
If they do, do you watch them sleep?
1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
1934. What are your daydreams about?
1935. What is your usual breakfast?
1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
1937. Are you a fool?
1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never dream, or leave things as they are?
1942. When you are driving, how do you know if a tire is going flat?
1943. Does your hair match all over?
1944. Would you rather be naked and famous, or dressed and non-famous?
1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house, what would you put in it?
1948. Where is the best place to live when you want to start a family?
1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs, or country?
1950. Were your parents born by the year 1950?
1951. Would you ever participate in a sock hop?
1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about?
1953. Have you ever built something?
1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
1955. Whose voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
1956. What is your favorite plant?
1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
1959. Are you more of a maker, or a taker and user?
1960. What do you contribute to society?
1961. Do you take naps?
1962. Do you have cavities?
1963. What is the difference between art and fine art?
1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
1966. Can you name a happier band than:
REM?
Weezer?
the Cure?
1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
1968. If you had to choose, would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early, or at the last minute?
1970. What do you want to do today?
1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off-white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukulele while twirling around the cafeteria.
What is your first reaction?
Could you become friends with this girl?
1972. Let's just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. What do you make of that?
Does it make you angry?
One day, you ask her why she does it and she says: "It's just so much fun, no matter who wins'" What do you think of that?
1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke, and dance when there is no music?
1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
1975. What is the longest you have ever gone without sleeping?
1976. Have you ever had a hallucination?
1977. Are you generally happy?
1978. Are you a:
sore loser?
sore winner?
1979. Is this the year you were born?
1980. What's in the room with you right now that you can't see?
1981. Do you ALWAYS thoroughly wash your hands after going potty?
1982. If someone else were to describe you, what would you hope they would say?
1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
1984. You are filling out a 5000-question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
Why aren't you doing it?
1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades, or fairs?
1986. Are you useful?
1987. Are you a:
bitch / bastard?
lover?
child?
mother / father?
sinner?
saint?
1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
1990. What were you doing at 10:15 last Saturday night?
1991. Is it ever "quiet time"?
1992. What are you made of?
1993. What does "you are what you eat" really mean?
1994. What was the last thing you counted?
1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child, or for the child to lose a parent?
1996. Do you believe in psychic ability, or is it a sham?
1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
1998. Who are you, anyway?
Are you your resume?
1999. When are you the most insecure?
2000. Does shyness / insecurity ever stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to?
2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two-fifths of this survey??!!!
2002. Can Dave Coulier really be considered a comedian.. or just a dip?
2003. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books?
What ever happened to those?
2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, eBay, or thrift store?
2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
2006. Let me tell you a little story.. there was a country that had a problem with rats: too many rats. So they imported lots of mongooses because the mongooses ate the rats. The mongooses started breeding like crazy, stealing food, attacking children, and generally becoming worse than the rats. A rat problem was traded for a mongoose problem. We did the same thing in the USA. We had a problem with criminals, so we brought in police. Do we now have a police problem?
2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
2009. If you are a girl, have you ever dressed as a guy?
If you are a guy, have you ever dressed as a girl?
2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
2011. What would be the worst thing to give up for Lent?
2012. What's the best Beatles song?
2013. Why is it that these diary sites are more popular with females than males?
2014. What do these color combos remind you of?
orange and pink:
pink and green:
green and gold:
purple and gold:
gold and red:
red and white:
blue and grey:
2015. What is one really selfish thing you do?
2016. Do you want a thingy so that you can speak instead of typing?
2017. What made you laugh today?
2018. Do you ever stick your survey entries in the survey circle?
2019. Can you freestyle some poetry right now?
2020. Are you:
stylish?
chic?
smart?
2021. Do you find yourself only buying brand name products?
2022. When a shirt's label is plastered across the front of it, do you ever feel like you are paying for the privilege of being a billboard and advertising for that company?
2023. Is the highest-priced item the best quality item?
2024. Human need or corporate greed?
2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
2026. Which is more important: being kind, or being right?
2027. What is the truth about you?
2028. Are you scared of monsters?
2029. You remind me of:
2030. Do you walk to school, or do you bring your lunch?
2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (1 = you are the best at it):
socializing:
making friends:
working with computers:
arts:
crafts:
dancing:
skating:
talking other people into things:
writing:
living life to the fullest each day:
cooking:
gardening:
cleaning up after yourself:
playing poker:
surviving in the woods:
managing your time:
attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)?
2032. Have you ever been to an Indian reservation?
2033. What is going to happen tomorrow that you can celebrate, even if it's a little thing?
2034. Do you save things for special occasions, or is every day a special occasion?
2035. List 5 things you are terrible at:
Are you really terrible at them, or is just that you refuse to put the amount of work in to make yourself good at them?
2036. What's your favorite:
rap song:
country song:
industrial song:
cover song:
punk song:
odd song:
2037. What do you do for your teachers on Teacher's Day?
2038. How would the world be different if women were mostly in charge?
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What does it mean when entries are in all these symbols?
2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. - William Blake.
What do you imagine?
2041. Are you ready for romance?
2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Do you believe that once someone is a cheater, they ALWAYS are?
2044. Have you ever gone:
Christmas caroling?
pumpkin picking?
on a hay wagon ride?
on a romantic St. Valentine's Day date?
to a New Year's Eve party?
to a Memorial Day parade?
to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
to search for gold coins on St. Patrick's Day?
2045. Why do we celebrate President's Week with department store sales?
2046. What ties you down?
2047. Do you know why you do the things you do?
Why you say the things you say?
Are you self-aware?
2048. What is the sickest you ever drank / drugged yourself?
2049. Is clothing optional?
2050. What are 5 interesting facts about you?
2051. Are you depressed because you are alone?
Are you alone because you are depressed?
2052. What day is Columbus Day?
2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for your parents to read after you were gone, what would it say?
2055. If you were about to be executed, what would your last request be?
2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
2057. Do you ever say never?
2058. In your house, where is the:
crazy glue?
flashlight?
2059. Out of everyone you know, who has the most personality?
2060. Me amas? Como puedes amarme; no me conoces, pinche! What does this mean in English?
2061. Are you a turtle poker? If you see turtles in a lake and a large stick, do you pick up the stick and poke the turtles?
If you saw some kids turtle-poking, what would you do?
2062. Is your life charmed?
2063. What are the things that make you think?
2064. When do you do your best thinking?
2065. What motivates you?
2066. Look back at all the people you've dated. Has there been a pattern?
2067. Things change, but what will always remain the same?
2068. Do you believe in divorce, or do you believe that marriage is a total commitment forever?
2069. What's the strangest:
movie you ever saw?
site you ever saw?
2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real, would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
2072. What are you grateful for?
2073. What was a choice that you didn't want to make, but you had to?
2074. Have you ever had a root canal?
2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
2076. Do you remember that song that goes The cat came back the very next day / the cat came back / they thought he was a goner, but the cat came back / he just wouldn't stay away..? What is that song?
2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
2078. If you called one of your friends, and they said: "It's nothing personal, but I don't want to talk to anyone right now"... would you take it personally?
2079. What are your top favorite girls' names?
Guys' names?
2080. How many people do you suppose are in terrible pain in this world right now?
Does that make you feel guilty for not being in pain?
Does that make you feel guilty for not being in pain and not doing anything to help them?
2081. Why is anarchy so popular all of a sudden?
Do you believe anarchy is better than what you have now?
2082. What is Evian spelled backwards?
2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten-pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you're trying?
2085. If you started a petition, what would it be about?
2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
2087. Have you ever had a:
manic Monday?
wild Wednesday?
freaky Friday?
Do bad things happen to you on Friday the 13th?
2088. What's your favorite:
Madonna song?
John Lennon song?
Michael Jackson song?
Doors song?
Rolling Stones song?
David Bowie song?
Elvis song?
2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
2090. Do you know any self-defense?
How about CPR?
2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses, could you handle it?
2092. Are you a genius?
2093. Do you believe in God?
Do you believe that God believes in you?
Do you believe that Santa Claus believes in you?
2094. Do you wanna be a supermodel?
Do you want your hair to shine like the sea?
Do you want everyone to wanna look just like you?
2095. How would things be if we just openly told people what we were feeling and thinking all the time, instead of having "personal" thoughts that we save for our diaries?
2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
2097. Does pain make you feel alive?
How about fear?
2098. Are you:
good-looking?
thin?
happy?
successful?
confident?
Are you all of the ABOVE ALL THE TIME?
Is anyone??
2099. Do you know what you want?
And how to get it?
Are you decisive or wishy-washy?
2100. Are pop stars morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
2101. You know, I hate to ask... but are friends electric?
2102. Has the last day of summer ever felt so cold?
2103. Who do you have no respect for?
2104. Is the plural form of cactus:
cactuses or cacti?
Is the plural form of penis:
penises or penii?
2105. On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided you'd be:
2106. What is the best-smelling incense?
How does the smell of burning incense make you feel?
2107. Do you understand children and their problems?
Do you understand teenagers and their problems?
Do you understand young adults and their problems?
Do you understand middle-aged people and their problems?
Do you understand the elderly and their problems?
Out of that whole bunch, which age group has it the worst off?
2108. Do you like to scare people / freak people out/ be considered weird or different?
2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
2110. Is your body:
an amusement park?
a wonderland?
a machine?
yours?
2111. When people kept slaves, the slaves didn't own their own bodies... Can you imagine?
2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
2113. What is turning out better than expected?
2114. Where are we going?
2115. You are in a bad neighborhood and you bump someone's car (your front to their rear). You don't know whose car it is. It was a slow bump. What do you do?
There is one witness that you are aware of. A kid in his teens / early 20's walks past, laughs at you, and keeps walking. What do you do?
What do you think he'll do?
Let's say you're too scared to get out of your car. Then what do you do?
Let's say you sit there for 5 minutes and see no one except for the kid who laughed at you. No one comes over and talks to you, so you take off and later notice that there is absolutely no damage to your own car. Do you think there is damage to their car?
Do you feel guilty?
Are you afraid they will ruin your car if you take it back and park it near there?
Are you afraid they'll call the cops for a hit-and-run?
2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV Music Video Awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
Should Eminem have won 4 awards?
2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
2118. What's the best Van Halen song?
2119. Have you ever gotten so much Novocaine at the dentist that your nose went numb?
2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
2122. What do you find thrilling?
2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
2124. Who's your cherry pie?
2125. Where's the sexiest place to have a piercing?
2126. Do you get panic attacks?
2127. When you get married... are you going to enjoy your wedding, or is it all going to be one big photo posing opportunity?
2128. What is Adam Ant's best song BESIDES Goody Two Shoes?
2129. Does your body need improvement, or is it just fine?
2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
2133. Do you think that women are treated as second-class citizens of this world?
2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your significant other and they got punched by someone?
2135. Are you banned from anywhere?
2136. Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere?
2137. When was the last time you felt enlightened?
2138. When you are in pain, is relief from that pain almost as good as pleasure?
2139. What topics do you hate to talk about?
2140. WHEN IS THIS GODDAMNED SURVEY GOING TO END!!!!*!&!&!%!$!!!!!???????? Excuse me. I'm better now.
2141. Does it offend you that I said goddamned
2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
2143. What is your favorite word to say?
2144. Does your name and your significant other's name almost feel like one word?
2145. Do Twinkies mate for life?
Do you?
2146. Can you tell when other people are lying?
2147. What are you touching?
What are you feeling?
2148. Is a clown your friend?
Is a clown a big spider?
Will a clown bite you and throw you in the basement?
Bye bye, Mr. Clown
2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
2150. Who are you naked without?
2151. Fun or safety first?
2152. Does mind over matter work?
2153. Do "they" owe us a living?
2154. Is punk dead?
Is goth dead?
2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaningful thoughts, or does it only make everything SEEM to be deep and meaningful?
Have you ever wrote something when you were high, and then looked at it later on when you were sober... and realized that it was nonsense?
2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave their legs?
Do guys HAVE to shave their face?
2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
2158. Have you ever used somebody?
2159. Is someone LOOKING at you???
2160. Who do you think deserved to win an MTV Video Music Award?
Who didn't deserve to win one?
2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere?
2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experience you've ever had?
2163. What is it like to be you today?
2164. Do you like to play games?
2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing?
Have you met anyone from the diary site?
2166. Is life more difficult or fun?
2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you?
disagree with you?
dislike you?
hate you?
2169. When you ask for something, do you request or demand?
2170. Are you corrupted?
By what?
2171. What makes you rock out?
2172. Who is on your Christmas list this year?
2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one-night-stand?
2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light?
2176. Do you want some excitement?
2177. Do you listen to techno?
2178. Could you lose ten pounds by Tuesday?
2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto:
suffer victim:
With A Purpose:
Almost_Famous:
In.The.Name.Of.Lust:
The Phallic Stapler:
<*>SeXyCandace<*>:
2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see:
Why Avril Lavigne sucks:
Call On Jesus:
Buddha-licious:
WeLCome To The JungLe!:
Geektastic:
Should I get an abortion?:
2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypical way?
2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
2184. Are you older than movies?
Are you wiser than dreams?
Are you dancing on angels?
Is there a crack in your past?
2185. Have you ever drank:
chartreuse?
absinth?
2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in?
2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your:
sheets:
clothes:
underwear:
toothbrush:
2189. What item should not be shared?
2190. How do you control your temper?
Do you ever lose it and get out of control?
2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
2192. Who do you need... who do you love... when you come undone
2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
2194. What is your favorite children's story?
2195. Wouldn't it be great if adult books had more pictures?
Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations?
2196. What was your all-time low?
2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes?
2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight?
Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight?
Can you find a way to offer up the night?
Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life?
Is the impossible possible tonight?
Believe in me as I believe in you tonight.
2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness?
2200. What do you consider a weakness?
2201. Is there a place where all your bad thoughts can settle outside of yourself?
Are you afraid they will stay and haunt you, half-happening all over again?
2202. Are there things you've never told for fear that others would turn away?
2203. Do you:
use dental floss?
use mental floss?
treat yourself to a mental margarita every now and then?
2204. The one you love says they don't love you. Do you get upset, or do you just want to do the things you both want to do?
2205. Has someone recently pissed on your parade?
2206. Have you been let down by someone you love in the last 2 weeks?
2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeds?
2209. What kind of music does it have to be to make you wanna dance?
2210. What are you wondering?
2211. What will no one ever see you do?
2212. Are you quick to anger?
Are you slow to forgive?
2213. Why is it so popular to be angry and miserable?
2214. Do you need help?
2215. Why would someone want something and not try to get it?
2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?
2217. What makes you wanna say HELL YEA!
2218. Would you finish this survey if it were upped to 10,000 questions?
2219. Would you rather dance back-to-back, or belly-to-belly?
2220. What is your "security blanket" in life?
2221. Do you laugh long at your own jokes?
Do you pose around?
Are you completely false?
If you were a green monster, would you eat the false people of this world?
2222. Make a wish:
2223. Do you like those little dust collector figurines?
2224. What are you the guardian of?
2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?
2226. Is it really okay to do whatever you want (obviously, it isn't okay for a serial killer to be themselves, so how does that fit in)?
2227. Is happiness really the most important thing in life (or are other things, like security, freedom, order, etc., more important)?
2228. How did we start using the phrase "Just be yourself" in the first place? Who coined it, and why did they choose those words?
2229. Do you really make your own decisions, or do you just make them en masse with everyone else?
2230. When has life been unfair to you?
2231. Do the songs you like speak TO you, or speak FOR you?
If they speak FOR you, then are you speaking or neglecting your own thoughts?
2232. How do you feel the night before the first day back to school?
2233. What is your idea of:
fun?
excitement?
adventure?
peacefulness?
happiness?
interesting?
2234. If you were going to "make over" your diary, what do you think would be a cool new look for it?
2235. You know how there are different decks of tarot cards (cats, Lord of the Rings, fairies, witches, etc.)? What theme would make a cool new deck?
2236. Do you believe that downloading music for free from Napster-type sites is wrong, and why?
2237. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?
Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?
Why or why not?
Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren't real, they just look real)?
2238. What's the deal with Wicca, paganism, Satanism, etc.?
What is the deal with people practicing magic?
What is magic?
2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students after school in high schools with less money and in generally poor neighborhoods (more violence and drugs than your own neighborhood), would you do it to help the students there out?
Would you volunteer to do it for 2 days a week, or would you insist on getting paid?
Would you prefer to lead a group of high school students or middle school students in this neighborhood?
2240. If you could pick anyone, who would you want living next door to you?
2241. If you were a tarot card, which one would you be?
2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving Twinkies and other fatty foods?
2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries, even if they wouldn't taste as good?
2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a significant other?
2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?
Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?
2246. What has changed your life?
2247. Are you more practical or imaginative?
2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?
2249. What are the ten best songs / bands to listen to while making love?
2250. What do you believe in?
2251. Does a place in someone's heart make you feel more real? Who?
2252. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?
2253. What makes you different from the rest?
2254. Have you been up all night again?
2255. Is party time-wasting too much fun?
2256. Why do people use anonymous comments?
What are they afraid of?
2257. Is every goddess a letdown?
Is every idol a bringdown?
2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?
2259. What does love taste like?
Does it taste the same as romance?
How about sex?
2260. Have you ever courted anyone?
Has someone courted you?
2261. What do you waste?
2262. Have you ever been to the diary punch&judy on teenopendiary.com? If yes, what do you think of it (go, it's indescribable.. she just needs... well, I don't want to tell people what they need.. but she has all this incredible potential.. like a star covered with dust that just needs a little polish)?
2263. Can you break on through to the other side?
What will you find there?
2264. As I read everyone's survey (and I do read them), do you realize how much character and humanity comes out?
I could just sing.
2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself?
2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?
2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die... the random firing of electrons or is it... is it... special?
2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life's inner meaning and your latest fling?
2269. Can anyone guess what band / song I am listening to right now?
2270. Can you describe in graphic detail:
your last toilet experience?
your last sexual experience?
or are you too EMBARRASSED to be human?
2271. Do all the sounds of the world sound like a crazy mad perfect symphony to you?
2272. Is sex more about fulfilling a need or giving yourself?
2273. Do you like your belly?
2274. Do you think more or act more?
2275. Have you heard that Citigo, Sunoco, Conoco, Sinclair and BP / Phillips don't import their oil from Saudi Arabia while Texaco, Exxon, Amoco, and Shell do?
Does this make any difference to you?
2276. Have you ever gotten to the point where you really don't think it gets any better than this?
2277. When I see you sky as a kite.. try as you might, can you get that high?
2278. Do you swim in a world of magic shows?
2279. Do you perceive life with both your conscious and unconscious mind?
2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:
2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings, and tingly sensations?
2282. Can you feel the energy released by:
wood:
plants:
animals:
paintings:
other people:
anything else:
2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museum, what would you want to see first?
2284. Have you ever read:
Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
Ender's Game?
Mennoch the Devil?
Lost Souls?
The Shining?
Damnation Game?
Pearl Harbor?
2285. If you had a friend who was really nervous and uptight all the time, how would you help them?
What advice would you give them to chill out?
2286. What do you think of the movie Ever After?
How about Never Been Kissed?
How about Apt Pupil?
2287. You've been feeding a wildcat, but it's annoying your neighbors. You can't adopt it, but you must get rid of it. Which is kinder: taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of its life, or having it put to sleep?
2288. Shall we dance?
2289. Do all people deserve their dreams?
2290. Are you an alien sex fiend?
2291. Do you listen to other people's advice?
2292. Do you pity Eminem?
2293. What if free will exists because of an act of fate, and the realm of possibility is just a cover-up?
2294. What is one question that hasn't been on this survey yet, but should be?
What do you think of this survey so far?
2295. Does "liberty and justice for all" mean for all Americans or all people?
2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?
2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?
Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?
2298. Does Puff Daddy (or Piddley D, whatever he's calling himself now) get sillier each time you look at him?
Has anyone told him that he PAYS those hot chicks to sit next to him in Jacuzzis?
2299. Do you feel likely to die of a heart attack?
2300. Is any food really "safe" to eat?
1602. How do you feel about capitalism?
1603. What was the last CD you bought?
1604. Do you like feather pillows?
1605. How about water beds?
1606. Are you responsible for any housework?
1607. How long is forever?
1608. Do you have any brothers or sisters? How have they influenced your life?
1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
1610. Does this survey feel never-ending?
1611. Have you ever eaten ice cream with a knife?
1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
1613. Are you a traditional person?
1614. Do you have any quarrels with God?
1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
1617. What was your biggest mistake this Summer (or Spring, or Winter or whatever season you are taking this survey in)?
1618. York Peppermint Patties or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
1619. What can you cook?
1620. What is your specialty?
1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
Have you ever been a stalker?
1622. Do you smoke?
If no, do you get much second-hand smoke?
1623. What is the lowest grade you are willing to accept in a class?
1624. What would you do if a teacher punished you for cheating when you weren't?
What would you do if your boss fired you for stealing and you weren't?
1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 gift certificate to?
1626. What would you like to reincarnate as?
1627. What's in your undie drawers... besides undies?
1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes, what would you talk about?
1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
1631. What is the welcome message on your cell phone?
1632. Who is more successful, Bill Gates or Mother Teresa?
1633. What bands do you own T-shirts about?
1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
1637. Do you know that most McDonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and that over 1,000 of those calories are from fat?
1638. If you could delete someone's diary, would you if:
they didn't agree with you?
they were rude / obnoxious to you?
they wrote rude entries?
1639. Do you have to pee?
1640. Why did my cat have to throw up on the couch?
1641. Do you trust people at restaurants who handle your food that they aren't doing anything gross to it while you can't see them?
1642. How do you wear your hair?
1643. Have you ever worn:
a dress?
a skirt?
a tie?
high heels?
combat boots?
a belt?
a hat?
1644. Is it men's or woman's shirts that button down the right?
1645. What's the most dangerous job you can think of?
1646. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else's hair?
1647. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
1648. If you had a locket, what would you put inside?
1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
1650. Have you ever drank, slurped, or licked someone's blood?
1651. Did you know that drinking someone's blood or licking another person's wound is an excellent way to get their wound infected by the germs in your dirty mouth, and catch a disease from their blood such as HIV / AIDS?
1652. Does your school have any spirit days (like pajama day, crazy hat day, etc.)?
1653. Is it right to force people to go to pep rallies?
1654. Imagine there is a girl at your school who hasn't got a boyfriend and wants to take her best friend from another school to the prom. Only thing is that this best friend is a girl. She is told by the principal that she can NOT take a girl to the prom. Is the principal right or wrong in saying this?
Would your answer change if the 2 girls were a lesbian couple?
How about if it was 2 guys and they were a homo couple?
1655. Is it stupid for a school to combat eating disorders by not allowing students to bring bottled water to school?
1656. Is animal testing helpful even though humans are made up differently than animals, or is it just cruel?
1657. What is one thing that should NEVER be legal?
1658. What is one thing someone can say which makes you think of them as an idiot (for me, it's: "I'm a punk - screw this country, we should all be anarchists")?
1659. Have you ever been to Sesame Place?
How about Dutch Wonderland?
Which one sucks more?
1660. What is your grade point average?
1661. Have you ever watched an operation?
1662. How would you feel if someone dissected YOU?
1663. Tuba or Trombone?
1664. Do you appreciate rap music?
1665. Would you ever go home with a stranger?
1666. Is $9.50 a reasonable price to see a movie?
1667. Do pop-up ads make you wanna punch someone?
1668. What quality do you value most highly in others?
1669. Are you having a bad day?
1670.In the movie Pretty Woman, how can Richard Gere just overlook the fact the Julia Roberts is a hooker?
1671. Could YOU fall in love with a prostitute (male or female)?
1672. What do you think of these names:
Elton:
Billy:
Dwayne:
Betsy:
Liz:
Linda:
1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
1674. Low-fat or fat-free?
1675. Are you cowardly?
1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
1678. Have you ever written something on the bathroom walls?
1679. When was the last time you fell?
1680. Are you mellow?
1681. What should I write a story about?
1682. What is the most beautiful, incredible thing you can do?
1683. Do you bury your pets or throw them away?
1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
1686. What's your favorite thing that is yellow?
1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
1688. What's the coolest HTML code you know?
1689. If you had to change your diary name, what would you change it to?
1690. Are there any Neve Campbell fans out there?!
1691. Are you a hottie with a body, or a cutie with a booty?
1692. Are you:
strong?
wild?
slow?
easy?
1693. What band or celebrity needs one of those cartoon dolls made of them?
1694. Do you have long, thick eyelashes?
1695. Have you ever played:
Dungeons and Dragons?
Magic: The Gathering?
Vampire: The Masquerade?
1696. Do you want to grow old with someone?
1697. Why do people flame?
1698. Have you ever titled an entry "Leave Me Comments"?
1699. Do you ever read entries titled "Please Read"?
1700. We are one-third of the way through this survey. Think you can handle any more?
1701. Will tomorrow be just like today?
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
1706. What is almost over? This song that I'm listening to.
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
1708. Can you taste the rainbow?
1709. What the hell IS The Rock cookin'?
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
1711. Would you rather have a diamond necklace or a blueberry farm?
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know, and why?
1714. Is there a difference between being opinionated and being bitchy?
Which are you?
Or are you neither?
1715. Do you think it is possible to have a polygamous relationship, and truly love all partners equally?
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly, your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot, the air crew, and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
1719. Why is it then when someone is an anorexic and someone else finds out, they are rushed to the hospital.. BUT when someone is obese (another life-threatening eating disorder), they are NOT rushed to the hospital?
1720. What is Gargamel (of the Smurfs)'s religion?
1721. Why do people do things that they know are bad for them, such as smoking and not getting enough exercise?
1722. How many times have you gotten an A in a class?
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
1724. Who is so adorable that you'd like to keep them as a pet?
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school that you don't hang out with after school, who would you want it to be?
What if it was someone from your job that you don't see outside work?
1726. Truth or dare? DARE.
truth: How often do you masturbate a week?
dare: I dare you to tell us who you think about when you're masturbating.
for the less bold
truth: At what age did you or do you plan to lose your virginity?
dare: I dare you to answer the truth question.
1727. Do you know that in the USA, taxes are so hard that we work for a full third of the year for free (for the government)?
1728. If taxes pay for buses, then why is there an additional bus fare?
1729. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their car?
1730. I have a tiny grey tiger-striped 8 week old kitten. Will you rescue him and love him?
1731. Have you ever seen a human baby born?
An animal baby?
1732. Did you see that miracle of life video?
How'd it make you feel about sex?
How'd it make you feel about having a baby?
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
1734. Who are you waiting for an email / call / note / visit from?
1735. What are you counting the days until?
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
How do you resist it?
1737. What are you waiting for? Someone to give me a zillion dollars, haha.
1738. Who is your knight (or lady) in shining armor?
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled, "HEY YOU" ... would you turn around?
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
1741. OMG!! Is that your epidermis showing???
1742. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time, or tell you the honest truth about what they think?
1743. If, in a contest, you had to spend one million dollars in one day and you couldn't keep anything you bought to win a million of your own, could you do it?
1744. Are you all heart?
1745. Are you mad?
1746. Will you / have you gone to your high school reunion?
1747. What do you think of your yearbook pic?
1748. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
1749. Would you rather work, or stay home with the baby?
1750. Exactly how soon is now?
1751. Do you believe that homosexuals can be good Christians?
1752. Would you rather give up religion or sex forever?
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada?
UK?
USA?
Australia?
Germany?
Italy?
1754. What's the best bumper sticker say?
1755. Wanna take a shower together?
1756. Do you take toys into the bathtub?
1757. How do you picture being proposed to or proposing to someone would go?
Would anyone be down on one knee?
Would it be at home or out?
Would they have the ring, or take you out to choose a ring?
1758. How do you reject someone nicely?
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
1760. What do you think the three most common passwords people use are?
1761. Pick a part of your body:
Give that part of your body a name right now.
1762. What makes you blush?
1763. What do you say when you receive a compliment?
1764. What's a grindylow?
1765. What's your pet peeve?
1766. What question do you get asked too often?
1767. You notice a ring you want is marked $40. When you are helped by the cashier, you are only charged $10. Do you mention this to the cashier, or take off with the savings?
1768. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife were to kiss someone else, would it be cheating on you if they kiss someone on the:
cheek?
lips?
nose?
hand?
hands (kisses both of them)?
ear?
neck?
1769. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife flirted with other people, would that make you angry?
1770. If you knew that your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife was hanging out with some friends of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you are a gay / lesbian couple), and you go there figuring they are chillin' or something.. but instead you come in and they are laying all over each other and laughing, what would you do / say when you saw that?
They tell you that it's just because they are playing this crazy semi-adult board game and to calm down. Do you calm down?
Do you tell them not to play the game?
Do you take them aside and tell them or just yell in front of everyone?
What if you think the whole game is over / harmless and go change your clothes, and when you come back, your partner is smiling and laughing and repeatedly kissing someone else's hands?
1771. What can we do now to make the earth better 100 years from now?
1772. If you had a dream where a friend, lover, boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife, etc. was mean and horrible to you, do you still feel angry at them when you wake up?
1773. Have you ever left a note with a picture in it?
If yes, how do you do it?
1774. What would you never want crawling on you?
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
1776. Have you ever watched the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear every day, what would it be like?
Would it have a hat?
a belt?
a cape?
shoes or boots?
anything extra?
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
1779. Would you rather know how the world began, or how it will end?
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors, or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
1781. Out of these 4, which is most important (1 = most, 2 = second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Cureing diseases such as AIDS, cancer:
Preserving wildlife areas:
Ending terrorism:
Building colonies in space:
1782. Should every human be entitled to a good education?
Even if it comes out of your (or your parents') tax money?
1783. Are you sick of hearing about 9/11?
1784. Speaking of 9/11, the anniversary is comming up. What will you be doing?
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go:
2 cups:
1 cup:
1/2 cup:
a pinch of:
a dash of:
mix well and bake until:
add:
serve:
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
a fall from a 3 story building
driving the car into the water
1787. What philosophy was manifested in The Communist Manifesto?
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rouge:
Le voyage sur le bateau:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir:
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
1792. What is justice?
1793. Why must children rebel to gain their independence from their parents?
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you want it to bring..
luck?
money?
power?
health?
love?
creativity?
1795. What if everytime you used your magic bracelet, something bad would happen to someone else?
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
1797. Where is the damn TV remote?
1798. How many favorite diaries do you have?
1799. If someone was asleep in the sun, and you wanted to play a joke on them by writing a message into their back with sunscreen... so that when they burned, the words would be on their skin, what would you write?
1800. How do you feel about the 1800s?
1801. How many Smurfs can you name?
1802. Do you have a planner?
Do you use it?
1803. What do white lines do?
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
1805. What do these Latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute:
Cogito ergo sum:
Hosanna in excelsis:
Et in terra pax hominibus:
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?):
is about to kiss (who):
Just then, they get interrupted by (what):
and somebody screams, (what):
but it is too late. Fortunately (who):
walks by and does something (what):
and they all live (how):
ever after.
The letters for the next few questions are messed up for a reason.
1807. Name 2 guys and 2 girls, 1 next to each letter:
b.
c.
d.
a.
1808. Name 2 MORE guys and 2 MORE girls, 1 next to each letter:
a.
b.
c.
d.
1809. Name 4 random objects, 1 next to each letter:
b.
d.
c.
a.
1810. Name 4 places:
d.
c.
a.
b.
1811. Name 4 ways to eat an orange:
d.
a.
c.
b.
1812. Name 4 body parts:
d.
b.
a.
c.
1813. Name 4 things you might say to a door-to-door salesperson:
b.
c.
d.
a.
1814. You've just written 4 stories. The "a" story, the "b" story, the "c" story, and the "d" story. Read the following story through four times, first putting in all your "a" answers, then all your "b" answers, etc.
A. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
B. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
C. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
D. Once upon a time, ____ asked ____ to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ____ picked ____ up at her door. ____ had brought a present for ____. It was a ____. They went to ____. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ____ wanted to ____ ____'s ____. That made ____ say, "____" The End.
Have you ever played 4 ways to eat an orange before?
1815. Miracle on 34th Street: original or remake?
1816. Have you ever marched in a parade?
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you, if you had a car) and blast the music?
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
1820. What keeps everyone from being happy?
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself? You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES, so make it COUNT!
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word "like" at all?
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself:
me:
your dad:
your mom:
the one you love:
1826. Why is it that a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly?
1827. (I don't expect anyone to get this one, but oh well. Hint: It's a movie quote thing.) You know what people are liking at night?
1828. What websites are addictive?
1829. Who do you love sooo much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
1831. What will you never ever do again?
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news, will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest / smartest / kindest person ever... or tell the truth?
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
1836. How many years old is your diary?
1837. How could today get any worse?
1838. How was your day, dear?
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
1840. Would you like a pair of blue velvet pants?
1841. You are not a victim. True or false?
1842. You just scream with boredom. True or false?
1843. What are you dependent on?
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What?
1847. Are you going to be the one that saves me?
1848. What's a groupie?
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
1850. Would you rather take care of someone, or be taken care of?
1851. What is the worst 80's song?
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance, dance, DANCE?
God, does it even matter if you "can't dance"????
1853. What has been your most beautiful, magical, memorable, cloud nine, manic, ecstatic, incredible, happy, bouncy, air-light moment of this life???
1854. Does everything count in large amounts?
1855. Are you enjoying this incredible, romantic, magical, thrilling, luscious, rollercoaster ride miraculous life as much as I am???
If not, WHY???
You only get ONE CHANCE to be the incredible person that you are!! I mean... God, do you know how IMPROBABLE your existence is????
It's incredible that consciousness came to be!!!
1856. What makes you feel SO fine that you can't control your brain?
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
1858. Are you more than kind?
Do you go out of your way?
1859. Promise me something: that you'll never waste time feeling bad anymore.
1860. Who do you just want to SQUEEEEEEEEEZE?!?
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey (adjectives, people)?
What's my gender? Female, most likely. I don't think a male could have written the previous manic questions. :P Or are you just trying to throw me off track?!
What's my age?
What bands do I like (you must have SOME idea by now)?
Anything else??
1862. Waste not a day. Okay?
1863. What feeling is so incredible that you can't find the words??
1864. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
hmm.. Or is this a learning experience for you (writing it certainly has been for me)?
1865. Have you ever been so happy, you could cry?
1866. Do you just know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
Do you need no memories as long as you have this one person to share your life with?
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, "Is there any more than this?"
1868. What did you answer yourself?
1869. 80 years is only a moment. You have this one brief moment to live, to be conscious, to be free.. Couldn't you just sing at the top of your lungs????
1870. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
1871. How could you possibly feel alone??
1872. Is there something you'd like to try (ASK ME, I won't say no, how could I)??????
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away (hint: if it's been longer than a week, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!!)????
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of:
life:
yourself:
the world:
1876. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to give your very best most beautiful part of yourself to:
life:
yourself:
the world:
1877. Is there love in your heart?
1878. Do things tend to go your way when you're happy?
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
1880. What will you never ever ever get any more of?
Whatever it is, you'd better not waste what you have of it.
1881. Is it a perfect day for banana fish?
1882. Are child pageants along the same lines as child pornography?
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but "don't fix it"):
1884. Would you rather have a solid gold Mickey Mouse or a space shuttle?
1885. Do you bruise easily?
1886. Virginity: the longer kept, the less worth. ~ William Shakespeare. Do you agree?
1887. Would you prefer a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
1888. How often do you try to get a tan?
1889. What do you like on your bread?
1890. Do you always behave the way you want to?
1891. Are you always exactly the way you want to be?
Or do you have an idea in your head of what you want to be like, and strive to achieve it?
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions, this survey will have more questions than there have been years since Christ was born?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
1894. What animal would you rush to see first at the aquarium (PENGIES!!!!!)??
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggs, drugs, alcohol)?
1896. Are you pure energy?
1897. Is this survey your Friday / Saturday night date?
1898. Don't you LISTEN??
1899. Who or what has taken you where you really need to be?
1900. Was this page as good for you as it was for me??
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns / habits / routines, and are you able to BREAK OUT OF THEM??
1902. What takes your breath away?
1903. What did you do today that you regret?
Will you ever do it again?
1904. Is happiness something to be achieved and sought after... or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
1905. Would you rather have perfection, or is reality perfect the way it is?
1906. Is a frightening world an interesting world to live in?
1907. What gives people depth and character?
1908. What band, together or not, would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
How do you know? Have you tried?
1910. Is ANYTHING really trivial?
1911. Why the hell don't people hug more?
1912. Where was your last vacation to?
1913. Where was your last car ride to?
1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
1915. Where did you last walk to?
1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
1917. What is the next book you want to read?
1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
1921. Are you a light sleeper?
1922. Are you a Toys R Us kid?
1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
1924. Do you like:
pina coladas?
getting caught in the rain?
yoga?
intelligence?
making love at midnight?
health food?
champagne?
the feel of the ocean?
1925. When you look at your watch, it says 9:25 and you think:
1926. What have you never seen anything lovelier than?
1927. Have you ever painted a:
wall:
ceramic:
painting:
model:
sun catcher:
face:
1928. Are there separate heavens for different animals (kitty heaven, dog heaven, bird heaven, etc.)?
1929. Can you think of the perfect celebrity that would describe how you look?
1930. How about the perfect celebrity that would describe your perfect guy / girl?
1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
1932. When you sleep next to someone, who falls asleep first usually?
If they do, do you watch them sleep?
1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
1934. What are your daydreams about?
1935. What is your usual breakfast?
1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
1937. Are you a fool?
1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never dream, or leave things as they are?
1942. When you are driving, how do you know if a tire is going flat?
1943. Does your hair match all over?
1944. Would you rather be naked and famous, or dressed and non-famous?
1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house, what would you put in it?
1948. Where is the best place to live when you want to start a family?
1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs, or country?
1950. Were your parents born by the year 1950?
1951. Would you ever participate in a sock hop?
1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about?
1953. Have you ever built something?
1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
1955. Whose voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
1956. What is your favorite plant?
1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
1959. Are you more of a maker, or a taker and user?
1960. What do you contribute to society?
1961. Do you take naps?
1962. Do you have cavities?
1963. What is the difference between art and fine art?
1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
1966. Can you name a happier band than:
REM?
Weezer?
the Cure?
1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
1968. If you had to choose, would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early, or at the last minute?
1970. What do you want to do today?
1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off-white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukulele while twirling around the cafeteria.
What is your first reaction?
Could you become friends with this girl?
1972. Let's just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. What do you make of that?
Does it make you angry?
One day, you ask her why she does it and she says: "It's just so much fun, no matter who wins'" What do you think of that?
1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke, and dance when there is no music?
1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
1975. What is the longest you have ever gone without sleeping?
1976. Have you ever had a hallucination?
1977. Are you generally happy?
1978. Are you a:
sore loser?
sore winner?
1979. Is this the year you were born?
1980. What's in the room with you right now that you can't see?
1981. Do you ALWAYS thoroughly wash your hands after going potty?
1982. If someone else were to describe you, what would you hope they would say?
1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
1984. You are filling out a 5000-question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
Why aren't you doing it?
1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades, or fairs?
1986. Are you useful?
1987. Are you a:
bitch / bastard?
lover?
child?
mother / father?
sinner?
saint?
1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
1990. What were you doing at 10:15 last Saturday night?
1991. Is it ever "quiet time"?
1992. What are you made of?
1993. What does "you are what you eat" really mean?
1994. What was the last thing you counted?
1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child, or for the child to lose a parent?
1996. Do you believe in psychic ability, or is it a sham?
1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
1998. Who are you, anyway?
Are you your resume?
1999. When are you the most insecure?
2000. Does shyness / insecurity ever stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to?
2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two-fifths of this survey??!!!
2002. Can Dave Coulier really be considered a comedian.. or just a dip?
2003. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books?
What ever happened to those?
2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, eBay, or thrift store?
2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
2006. Let me tell you a little story.. there was a country that had a problem with rats: too many rats. So they imported lots of mongooses because the mongooses ate the rats. The mongooses started breeding like crazy, stealing food, attacking children, and generally becoming worse than the rats. A rat problem was traded for a mongoose problem. We did the same thing in the USA. We had a problem with criminals, so we brought in police. Do we now have a police problem?
2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
2009. If you are a girl, have you ever dressed as a guy?
If you are a guy, have you ever dressed as a girl?
2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
2011. What would be the worst thing to give up for Lent?
2012. What's the best Beatles song?
2013. Why is it that these diary sites are more popular with females than males?
2014. What do these color combos remind you of?
orange and pink:
pink and green:
green and gold:
purple and gold:
gold and red:
red and white:
blue and grey:
2015. What is one really selfish thing you do?
2016. Do you want a thingy so that you can speak instead of typing?
2017. What made you laugh today?
2018. Do you ever stick your survey entries in the survey circle?
2019. Can you freestyle some poetry right now?
2020. Are you:
stylish?
chic?
smart?
2021. Do you find yourself only buying brand name products?
2022. When a shirt's label is plastered across the front of it, do you ever feel like you are paying for the privilege of being a billboard and advertising for that company?
2023. Is the highest-priced item the best quality item?
2024. Human need or corporate greed?
2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
2026. Which is more important: being kind, or being right?
2027. What is the truth about you?
2028. Are you scared of monsters?
2029. You remind me of:
2030. Do you walk to school, or do you bring your lunch?
2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (1 = you are the best at it):
socializing:
making friends:
working with computers:
arts:
crafts:
dancing:
skating:
talking other people into things:
writing:
living life to the fullest each day:
cooking:
gardening:
cleaning up after yourself:
playing poker:
surviving in the woods:
managing your time:
attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)?
2032. Have you ever been to an Indian reservation?
2033. What is going to happen tomorrow that you can celebrate, even if it's a little thing?
2034. Do you save things for special occasions, or is every day a special occasion?
2035. List 5 things you are terrible at:
Are you really terrible at them, or is just that you refuse to put the amount of work in to make yourself good at them?
2036. What's your favorite:
rap song:
country song:
industrial song:
cover song:
punk song:
odd song:
2037. What do you do for your teachers on Teacher's Day?
2038. How would the world be different if women were mostly in charge?
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What does it mean when entries are in all these symbols?
2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. - William Blake.
What do you imagine?
2041. Are you ready for romance?
2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Do you believe that once someone is a cheater, they ALWAYS are?
2044. Have you ever gone:
Christmas caroling?
pumpkin picking?
on a hay wagon ride?
on a romantic St. Valentine's Day date?
to a New Year's Eve party?
to a Memorial Day parade?
to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
to search for gold coins on St. Patrick's Day?
2045. Why do we celebrate President's Week with department store sales?
2046. What ties you down?
2047. Do you know why you do the things you do?
Why you say the things you say?
Are you self-aware?
2048. What is the sickest you ever drank / drugged yourself?
2049. Is clothing optional?
2050. What are 5 interesting facts about you?
2051. Are you depressed because you are alone?
Are you alone because you are depressed?
2052. What day is Columbus Day?
2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for your parents to read after you were gone, what would it say?
2055. If you were about to be executed, what would your last request be?
2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
2057. Do you ever say never?
2058. In your house, where is the:
crazy glue?
flashlight?
2059. Out of everyone you know, who has the most personality?
2060. Me amas? Como puedes amarme; no me conoces, pinche! What does this mean in English?
2061. Are you a turtle poker? If you see turtles in a lake and a large stick, do you pick up the stick and poke the turtles?
If you saw some kids turtle-poking, what would you do?
2062. Is your life charmed?
2063. What are the things that make you think?
2064. When do you do your best thinking?
2065. What motivates you?
2066. Look back at all the people you've dated. Has there been a pattern?
2067. Things change, but what will always remain the same?
2068. Do you believe in divorce, or do you believe that marriage is a total commitment forever?
2069. What's the strangest:
movie you ever saw?
site you ever saw?
2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real, would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
2072. What are you grateful for?
2073. What was a choice that you didn't want to make, but you had to?
2074. Have you ever had a root canal?
2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
2076. Do you remember that song that goes The cat came back the very next day / the cat came back / they thought he was a goner, but the cat came back / he just wouldn't stay away..? What is that song?
2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
2078. If you called one of your friends, and they said: "It's nothing personal, but I don't want to talk to anyone right now"... would you take it personally?
2079. What are your top favorite girls' names?
Guys' names?
2080. How many people do you suppose are in terrible pain in this world right now?
Does that make you feel guilty for not being in pain?
Does that make you feel guilty for not being in pain and not doing anything to help them?
2081. Why is anarchy so popular all of a sudden?
Do you believe anarchy is better than what you have now?
2082. What is Evian spelled backwards?
2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten-pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you're trying?
2085. If you started a petition, what would it be about?
2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
2087. Have you ever had a:
manic Monday?
wild Wednesday?
freaky Friday?
Do bad things happen to you on Friday the 13th?
2088. What's your favorite:
Madonna song?
John Lennon song?
Michael Jackson song?
Doors song?
Rolling Stones song?
David Bowie song?
Elvis song?
2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
2090. Do you know any self-defense?
How about CPR?
2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses, could you handle it?
2092. Are you a genius?
2093. Do you believe in God?
Do you believe that God believes in you?
Do you believe that Santa Claus believes in you?
2094. Do you wanna be a supermodel?
Do you want your hair to shine like the sea?
Do you want everyone to wanna look just like you?
2095. How would things be if we just openly told people what we were feeling and thinking all the time, instead of having "personal" thoughts that we save for our diaries?
2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
2097. Does pain make you feel alive?
How about fear?
2098. Are you:
good-looking?
thin?
happy?
successful?
confident?
Are you all of the ABOVE ALL THE TIME?
Is anyone??
2099. Do you know what you want?
And how to get it?
Are you decisive or wishy-washy?
2100. Are pop stars morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
2101. You know, I hate to ask... but are friends electric?
2102. Has the last day of summer ever felt so cold?
2103. Who do you have no respect for?
2104. Is the plural form of cactus:
cactuses or cacti?
Is the plural form of penis:
penises or penii?
2105. On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided you'd be:
2106. What is the best-smelling incense?
How does the smell of burning incense make you feel?
2107. Do you understand children and their problems?
Do you understand teenagers and their problems?
Do you understand young adults and their problems?
Do you understand middle-aged people and their problems?
Do you understand the elderly and their problems?
Out of that whole bunch, which age group has it the worst off?
2108. Do you like to scare people / freak people out/ be considered weird or different?
2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
2110. Is your body:
an amusement park?
a wonderland?
a machine?
yours?
2111. When people kept slaves, the slaves didn't own their own bodies... Can you imagine?
2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
2113. What is turning out better than expected?
2114. Where are we going?
2115. You are in a bad neighborhood and you bump someone's car (your front to their rear). You don't know whose car it is. It was a slow bump. What do you do?
There is one witness that you are aware of. A kid in his teens / early 20's walks past, laughs at you, and keeps walking. What do you do?
What do you think he'll do?
Let's say you're too scared to get out of your car. Then what do you do?
Let's say you sit there for 5 minutes and see no one except for the kid who laughed at you. No one comes over and talks to you, so you take off and later notice that there is absolutely no damage to your own car. Do you think there is damage to their car?
Do you feel guilty?
Are you afraid they will ruin your car if you take it back and park it near there?
Are you afraid they'll call the cops for a hit-and-run?
2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV Music Video Awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
Should Eminem have won 4 awards?
2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
2118. What's the best Van Halen song?
2119. Have you ever gotten so much Novocaine at the dentist that your nose went numb?
2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
2122. What do you find thrilling?
2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
2124. Who's your cherry pie?
2125. Where's the sexiest place to have a piercing?
2126. Do you get panic attacks?
2127. When you get married... are you going to enjoy your wedding, or is it all going to be one big photo posing opportunity?
2128. What is Adam Ant's best song BESIDES Goody Two Shoes?
2129. Does your body need improvement, or is it just fine?
2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
2133. Do you think that women are treated as second-class citizens of this world?
2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your significant other and they got punched by someone?
2135. Are you banned from anywhere?
2136. Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere?
2137. When was the last time you felt enlightened?
2138. When you are in pain, is relief from that pain almost as good as pleasure?
2139. What topics do you hate to talk about?
2140. WHEN IS THIS GODDAMNED SURVEY GOING TO END!!!!*!&!&!%!$!!!!!???????? Excuse me. I'm better now.
2141. Does it offend you that I said goddamned
2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
2143. What is your favorite word to say?
2144. Does your name and your significant other's name almost feel like one word?
2145. Do Twinkies mate for life?
Do you?
2146. Can you tell when other people are lying?
2147. What are you touching?
What are you feeling?
2148. Is a clown your friend?
Is a clown a big spider?
Will a clown bite you and throw you in the basement?
Bye bye, Mr. Clown
2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
2150. Who are you naked without?
2151. Fun or safety first?
2152. Does mind over matter work?
2153. Do "they" owe us a living?
2154. Is punk dead?
Is goth dead?
2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaningful thoughts, or does it only make everything SEEM to be deep and meaningful?
Have you ever wrote something when you were high, and then looked at it later on when you were sober... and realized that it was nonsense?
2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave their legs?
Do guys HAVE to shave their face?
2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
2158. Have you ever used somebody?
2159. Is someone LOOKING at you???
2160. Who do you think deserved to win an MTV Video Music Award?
Who didn't deserve to win one?
2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere?
2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experience you've ever had?
2163. What is it like to be you today?
2164. Do you like to play games?
2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing?
Have you met anyone from the diary site?
2166. Is life more difficult or fun?
2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you?
disagree with you?
dislike you?
hate you?
2169. When you ask for something, do you request or demand?
2170. Are you corrupted?
By what?
2171. What makes you rock out?
2172. Who is on your Christmas list this year?
2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one-night-stand?
2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light?
2176. Do you want some excitement?
2177. Do you listen to techno?
2178. Could you lose ten pounds by Tuesday?
2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto:
suffer victim:
With A Purpose:
Almost_Famous:
In.The.Name.Of.Lust:
The Phallic Stapler:
<*>SeXyCandace<*>:
2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see:
Why Avril Lavigne sucks:
Call On Jesus:
Buddha-licious:
WeLCome To The JungLe!:
Geektastic:
Should I get an abortion?:
2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypical way?
2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
2184. Are you older than movies?
Are you wiser than dreams?
Are you dancing on angels?
Is there a crack in your past?
2185. Have you ever drank:
chartreuse?
absinth?
2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in?
2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your:
sheets:
clothes:
underwear:
toothbrush:
2189. What item should not be shared?
2190. How do you control your temper?
Do you ever lose it and get out of control?
2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
2192. Who do you need... who do you love... when you come undone
2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
2194. What is your favorite children's story?
2195. Wouldn't it be great if adult books had more pictures?
Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations?
2196. What was your all-time low?
2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes?
2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight?
Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight?
Can you find a way to offer up the night?
Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life?
Is the impossible possible tonight?
Believe in me as I believe in you tonight.
2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness?
2200. What do you consider a weakness?
2201. Is there a place where all your bad thoughts can settle outside of yourself?
Are you afraid they will stay and haunt you, half-happening all over again?
2202. Are there things you've never told for fear that others would turn away?
2203. Do you:
use dental floss?
use mental floss?
treat yourself to a mental margarita every now and then?
2204. The one you love says they don't love you. Do you get upset, or do you just want to do the things you both want to do?
2205. Has someone recently pissed on your parade?
2206. Have you been let down by someone you love in the last 2 weeks?
2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeds?
2209. What kind of music does it have to be to make you wanna dance?
2210. What are you wondering?
2211. What will no one ever see you do?
2212. Are you quick to anger?
Are you slow to forgive?
2213. Why is it so popular to be angry and miserable?
2214. Do you need help?
2215. Why would someone want something and not try to get it?
2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?
2217. What makes you wanna say HELL YEA!
2218. Would you finish this survey if it were upped to 10,000 questions?
2219. Would you rather dance back-to-back, or belly-to-belly?
2220. What is your "security blanket" in life?
2221. Do you laugh long at your own jokes?
Do you pose around?
Are you completely false?
If you were a green monster, would you eat the false people of this world?
2222. Make a wish:
2223. Do you like those little dust collector figurines?
2224. What are you the guardian of?
2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?
2226. Is it really okay to do whatever you want (obviously, it isn't okay for a serial killer to be themselves, so how does that fit in)?
2227. Is happiness really the most important thing in life (or are other things, like security, freedom, order, etc., more important)?
2228. How did we start using the phrase "Just be yourself" in the first place? Who coined it, and why did they choose those words?
2229. Do you really make your own decisions, or do you just make them en masse with everyone else?
2230. When has life been unfair to you?
2231. Do the songs you like speak TO you, or speak FOR you?
If they speak FOR you, then are you speaking or neglecting your own thoughts?
2232. How do you feel the night before the first day back to school?
2233. What is your idea of:
fun?
excitement?
adventure?
peacefulness?
happiness?
interesting?
2234. If you were going to "make over" your diary, what do you think would be a cool new look for it?
2235. You know how there are different decks of tarot cards (cats, Lord of the Rings, fairies, witches, etc.)? What theme would make a cool new deck?
2236. Do you believe that downloading music for free from Napster-type sites is wrong, and why?
2237. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?
Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?
Why or why not?
Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren't real, they just look real)?
2238. What's the deal with Wicca, paganism, Satanism, etc.?
What is the deal with people practicing magic?
What is magic?
2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students after school in high schools with less money and in generally poor neighborhoods (more violence and drugs than your own neighborhood), would you do it to help the students there out?
Would you volunteer to do it for 2 days a week, or would you insist on getting paid?
Would you prefer to lead a group of high school students or middle school students in this neighborhood?
2240. If you could pick anyone, who would you want living next door to you?
2241. If you were a tarot card, which one would you be?
2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving Twinkies and other fatty foods?
2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries, even if they wouldn't taste as good?
2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a significant other?
2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?
Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?
2246. What has changed your life?
2247. Are you more practical or imaginative?
2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?
2249. What are the ten best songs / bands to listen to while making love?
2250. What do you believe in?
2251. Does a place in someone's heart make you feel more real? Who?
2252. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?
2253. What makes you different from the rest?
2254. Have you been up all night again?
2255. Is party time-wasting too much fun?
2256. Why do people use anonymous comments?
What are they afraid of?
2257. Is every goddess a letdown?
Is every idol a bringdown?
2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?
2259. What does love taste like?
Does it taste the same as romance?
How about sex?
2260. Have you ever courted anyone?
Has someone courted you?
2261. What do you waste?
2262. Have you ever been to the diary punch&judy on teenopendiary.com? If yes, what do you think of it (go, it's indescribable.. she just needs... well, I don't want to tell people what they need.. but she has all this incredible potential.. like a star covered with dust that just needs a little polish)?
2263. Can you break on through to the other side?
What will you find there?
2264. As I read everyone's survey (and I do read them), do you realize how much character and humanity comes out?
I could just sing.
2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself?
2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?
2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die... the random firing of electrons or is it... is it... special?
2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life's inner meaning and your latest fling?
2269. Can anyone guess what band / song I am listening to right now?
2270. Can you describe in graphic detail:
your last toilet experience?
your last sexual experience?
or are you too EMBARRASSED to be human?
2271. Do all the sounds of the world sound like a crazy mad perfect symphony to you?
2272. Is sex more about fulfilling a need or giving yourself?
2273. Do you like your belly?
2274. Do you think more or act more?
2275. Have you heard that Citigo, Sunoco, Conoco, Sinclair and BP / Phillips don't import their oil from Saudi Arabia while Texaco, Exxon, Amoco, and Shell do?
Does this make any difference to you?
2276. Have you ever gotten to the point where you really don't think it gets any better than this?
2277. When I see you sky as a kite.. try as you might, can you get that high?
2278. Do you swim in a world of magic shows?
2279. Do you perceive life with both your conscious and unconscious mind?
2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:
2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings, and tingly sensations?
2282. Can you feel the energy released by:
wood:
plants:
animals:
paintings:
other people:
anything else:
2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museum, what would you want to see first?
2284. Have you ever read:
Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
Ender's Game?
Mennoch the Devil?
Lost Souls?
The Shining?
Damnation Game?
Pearl Harbor?
2285. If you had a friend who was really nervous and uptight all the time, how would you help them?
What advice would you give them to chill out?
2286. What do you think of the movie Ever After?
How about Never Been Kissed?
How about Apt Pupil?
2287. You've been feeding a wildcat, but it's annoying your neighbors. You can't adopt it, but you must get rid of it. Which is kinder: taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of its life, or having it put to sleep?
2288. Shall we dance?
2289. Do all people deserve their dreams?
2290. Are you an alien sex fiend?
2291. Do you listen to other people's advice?
2292. Do you pity Eminem?
2293. What if free will exists because of an act of fate, and the realm of possibility is just a cover-up?
2294. What is one question that hasn't been on this survey yet, but should be?
What do you think of this survey so far?
2295. Does "liberty and justice for all" mean for all Americans or all people?
2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?
2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?
Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?
2298. Does Puff Daddy (or Piddley D, whatever he's calling himself now) get sillier each time you look at him?
Has anyone told him that he PAYS those hot chicks to sit next to him in Jacuzzis?
2299. Do you feel likely to die of a heart attack?
2300. Is any food really "safe" to eat?
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