Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Questions 701-750 of 5000

As a break from stupid error messages that tell me my journal is invalid when I try to edit tags, I now present to you yet another installment of the 5000-Question Survey!


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


701. What is your favorite mixed drink? Don't have one.

702. Have you ever wished that an angel / demon / alien / spirit / ghost would take you away from all this? Not really.

703. Chicken Marsala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan, or Linguini with Clam Sauce? Chicken Marsala.

704. If you were alone in your friend's house / room / apartment, would you look in their drawers and notebooks? Probably not...

705. What would you really like to do, but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught? I'm not answering this one. :P

706. You and your boyfriend / girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer. One day, she / he wants to go to a strip club with his / her friends to hang out. It's guys / girls night out, and you aren't invited. Do you get pissed? YES, IT'S A STRIP CLUB OF ALL PLACES!!!

707. Regular cake or ice cream cake? ICE CREAM!

708. With its rear-facing and infrared cameras, car collision warning sensors, and thumbprint identification pad, Volvo's futuristic Safety Concept car (SCC) is a car George Jetson would love. They are marketing it as the safest car ever.

How much do you think it is worth? No clue... an astronomical amount. o_O

How much would you actually pay for it? No idea.

Does it shock you that the price tag is ten million dollars? No.

709. What feature would you add to the safest car in the world? Flying.

710. Does poetry speak to you? Sometimes.

711. What's the best thing about 7-11? It's open 24/7!

712. When you say _____ is the BEST band... do you mean that they are super talented and actually make better quality music than anyone else, or that their music speaks to you personally? Both.

713. There are ten things you aren't allowed to say in America even though they (we) have free speech. Can you name any of them? "Fire!" in a crowded theatre, death threats against the president, and I dunno the other eight.

I'll give you a hint: One of the ten things you aren't allowed to say is "I'm going to k i l l the pres."

There are 9 left. Go. Errrr... I already got that one, so I don't know.

714. We are a pair, one white on the inside, one black on the inside. We make things tasty.. what are we? Salt and pepper. (the original poster's answer: boogers... ewww!)

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for "what is black and white and red all over"? Um... a tarred and feathered huge apple? haha

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over? Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead? No, of course not. It's like when people slow down at accident scenes. They want to see what's going on, duh.

717. SxE? I can't say I'm straight-edge, no.

718. It's Daddy's birthday.. what do you get him? A card, haha.

719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname? No idea... the Nut? haha

720. Are teachers real people with hobbies, interests, friends, and a life? Of course. I happen to be friends with a few of them. (Daniel, Cindy, Vanessa, Margaret, both Vivians...)

721. How many of your teachers can / could you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends? Mr. Anderson, Mr. Claridge, and maybe a few more. heh

722. Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass? Alice in Wonderland

723. Write a question and answer it here. Frozen food or poets? Frozen food, baby.

724. Metal, Rap, or Rap-Metal? Metal.

725. Are you going to see Blue Crush (that surfing movie)? No.

726. What would the worst movie ever be about? Graphic torture.

727. Do you like truffles? Yup.

How about Turkish Delight? Yep.

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman? No.

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers? Fire extinguishers!

730. Would you think a black furry shower curtain is neat? Sure.

731. Leopard or plaid? Leopard.

732. What would you consider ordinary? Me, I'm so boring!

733. What is out of the ordinary? Meteors and asteroids.

734. Do you ever watch COPS? Used to...

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o? Sometimes.

736. What does "swallow my cancer" mean, anyway? *breathes cigarette smoke into your mouth* There. That's what it means. (and yes, Alirio Ramirez and Richard Ressel did that to me once during summer school... bleh!)

737. How do heavy things like airplanes stay in the air? They have all these special controls and things.

738. Are you more of a drama princess or a tortured soul? Um... if I had to choose, I'd say "drama princess."

739. If you have 2 close friends and a boyfriend / girlfriend, is that enough? Should be.

740. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled.

741. Gin Blossoms..? Yes!

742. Would you get angry if you and your girlfriend / boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together, and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy? Of course!

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey? No clue.

744. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared, leaving you wondering: "Where are they now"? I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff.

745. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle, and thrown it into a river / lake / ocean? No.

If you haven't, would you want to? Yes.

If you ever did, what would you write? "Hi. Take me away!"

746. Did anyone who watches the Powerpuff Girls ever notice that Mojo Jojo's name is actually Mo Jo Jo Jo? Never watched it, but yes.

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from? ...people heavily criticizing me. I thought I had that for a while, but no... *sigh*

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?

749. If you took over the world, what special benefits would your cabinet members and advisors (friends) get? The ability to vet the world's citizens for suitability. ;)

750. Is it better to be loved or feared? Loved, but I'd like to be feared!

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