Saturday, October 30, 2004

Crazy Band Names

You're losing me to PehPai's Silver Levels, specifically Board 8.. I've played that thing more than 100 times, and STILL can't get past it to Board 9! (which seems a tad easier, but appearances can be really deceiving) They need to give you plenty more cards on Board 8 or something.... argh! I swear it's impossible!


For entertainment purposes:

Here's a list of weird / bizarre band names that I came across in my copy of Stephen J. Spignesi's The Odd Index.

Completely Incomprehensible:

Birdsongs of the Mesozoic
Bite the Wax Tadpole
Black Tape for a Blue Girl
Digital Poodle
The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
The Importance of Being Chuck
The Makers of the Dead Travel Fast
Myself a Living Torch
Pop Will Eat Itself
Smack Dab Queen Crab
That Petrol Emotion


Culturally, Historically, or Literarily Referential:

Agent Orange
Catherine Wheel
Chia Pet
Babes in Toyland
The Dead Kennedys
Exploding White Mice
Jonestown
The Loud Family
Mojo Nixon
Sisters of Mercy
Skinnerbox
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Vulgar Boatmen
Women of the SS


Gleefully Macabre, Sexual, Tasteless, or Gross:

Body Count
Butthole Surfers
Cadaver
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Come
Coroner
Dead German Tourist
Deceased
Defecation
Foetus
The Fried Abortions
Fudge Tunnel
Gorefest
Grave
Obituary
Spread Eagle
Sucking
Suffocation
Swallow
Trenchmouth
Undead
Vomit


Mercilessly Self-Deprecating:

Bad Brains
Bad Livers
Cosmic Psychos
Cultivated Bimbo
Dickless
Dirt
Dog-Faced Humans
Fat
Perfect Disaster
Pungent Stench
Rancid Hell Spawn
Revolting Cocks
Righteous Pigs
Shitbirds
The Subhumans
Swinging Swine
Toiling Midgets
Unsane
White Trash
Zero Boys


Possessing a Charming and Self-Confident Sexual Bravado:

Bang Tango
Bedhead
Bitch Magnet
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Date Bait
Godflesh
Miranda Sex Garden
Revolting Cocks
Righteous Pigs
The Stiffs
Supersuckers
These Immortal Souls
Throbbing Gristle
Young Fresh Fellows


Possessing a Clever Sense of Humor:

Circle Jerks
Club Foot Orchestra
Crash Test Dummies
Every Mother's Nightmare
The Fat Chick in Wilson Philips
Happy Fingers Institute
House of Large Sizes
Meat Beat Manifesto
Mourning Sickness
Overwhelming Colorfast
Porno For Pyros
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Thirteenth Floor Elevators
United Dairies


Violent As Hell:

Boiled in Lead
Cop Shoot Cop
Deicide
Dismember
Lynch Mob
Napalm Death
Nurse With Wound
Splatter Trio
Thrill Kill Kult
Uzi


Admirably In-Your-Face Honest:

Drugs 'N' Booze
Lords of Acid
Lush


Indieville Features: Funny Band Names

Funny Band Names

The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

Billco's Weird Band Name Hall Of Fame

Good, Strange, or Funny Band Names

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