Phil's cactus shouldn't be a teratoma!

Phil described his cactus as "big, hairy, and alive"..
that description led me to have a nightmare, which involved:
little kids finding bloody teratomas floating in public toilets!
(yes, I have a very weird subconscious for some reason)
as a result, I woke up at 6:40 AM after only 4.5 hours of sleep..
but don't worry.. I'm good to go, as I just had a 4-hour nap..

if you don't know what a teratoma is, Google it..
warning: if you're easily grossed-out, DON'T do it..
(do a web / image search for the things.. plenty of examples)
you'll soon see why I thought it was so hideous and horrible..
thanks a lot, Phil.. I'm going to get you later on ;)