Random Socially Awkward Penguin Meme

Random Socially Awkward Penguin Meme... bold what you can relate to.

Save seat for friend. Friend doesn't sit there.
Say to teacher, "Oh, I get it now." Still don't get it.
Ask someone at store for help. They don't work there.
Drink in class. Spill.
Call yourself fat. No one argues.
Silent moment in class. Stomach growls louder than ever.
Tell a joke. No one laughs but you.
Check self out in car mirror. Someone is in it.
Find a seat in a dark theater. Sit on someone.
Want to go to a concert. Realize you have no friends to go with.
In a super awkward situation. Run out of Twix.
Friend is getting yelled at by parents. Pretend not to notice.
Wear new jeans to school. Size sticker still attached.
Take off sweatshirt. Shirt comes off, too.
Walk into wrong class. Pretend you were looking for someone.
Chair you're sitting on squeaks. Everyone thinks you farted.
Try to speak up in a conversation. Nobody listens.
Drop food between breasts. Try to get it; looks like fondling self.
Wish on a shooting star. It's an airplane.
Take a drink out of water bottle. Cap is still on.
Trip. Look around to see if anyone saw.
Come up with witty Facebook status. 0 Comments.
Single. Too awkward to mingle.
Sign says 'Push.' Pull.
Say "Merry Christmas" to someone. They're Jewish.
Start to like a guy. He has a crush on your friend.
*Smile*. There's food in your teeth.
Friends drag you along to a party. Spend night eating chips alone on stranger's couch.
Waiting for class to start. Talk to no one.
"Isn't he cute?". No.
Scratch inner thigh. Looks like you were touching yourself.
Free time in class. Sit alone and read.
Go anywhere by yourself. Always have phone out pretending to text.

After doing this survey, I think I'm more socially awkward than I care to admit. No wonder I'm still single!