Boring_People Chat 7, Part 2 (08.21.10)

Cast of Characters, In Order of Appearance Angel, AKA angelcerv25 me, AKA glowing_dragon NyquilSteve317 or nyquilsteve317 Emily Susan or ellysusan081 Mikaela, AKA embryogirl Mike, AKA spinpsychle GoldBalloon, AKA a chat infiltrator! MyCrisisX, AKA x_luminescence AKA Crystal julieiskeygrace, AKA Julie (keygrace) PrettyKitty51015, AKA Lauren (laurentums) Marsha, AKA bluemarz04 [20:06:56] angelcerv21: show yourself! [20:06:58] angelcerv21: hahahaha [20:07:15] julieiskeygrace: yeah i get pissy with God a lot.. in a "i'm fuckin trustin you here!!" kinda way lol [20:07:22] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: lol [20:07:43] angelcerv21: hahaha yeah I think god likes the honesty. Also God is a hermaphrodite [20:07:47] julieiskeygrace: really shouldn't swear at the big guy, but meh :-P [20:08:02] guaaaache: um. I think I'm trapped upstairs [20:08:10] angelcerv21: oooh that's intense [20:08:21] guaaaache: it seems like the stairs are being painted [20:08:29] guaaaache: and the bathroom was painted [20:08:44] guaaaache: these renovations are nice and all but sort of inconvenient :-( [20:09:02] julieiskeygrace: any windows you can climb out? [20:09:10] guaaaache: um, I guess [20:09:19] guaaaache: I'm not actually planning to go anywhere for a few hours [20:09:25] guaaaache: I'm supposed to be packing up my stuff [20:09:34] julieiskeygrace: ahh that's ok then i guess, kinda [20:09:35] guaaaache: and sort of... studying [20:10:24] guaaaache: I posted on bp complaining about my landlord and his last minute planning habits [20:10:32] angelcerv21: i wrote about my adventures with cops on BP and people are scolding me:-\ [20:10:46] angelcerv21: i know i was being crazy, i didn [20:10:51] angelcerv21: i didn't take my meds [20:10:51] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: Yeah, wtf was that post about? [20:10:57] angelcerv21: you read it? [20:11:05] julieiskeygrace: ooh i've not read the posts today, or yesterday actually [20:11:06] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: I read it and didn't understand it. [20:11:08] angelcerv21: i don't know what kind of mood i was in [20:11:20] guaaaache: he's been wanting to change the carpet upstairs for like 2 years and only told us last night that he's finally doing it on tuesday morning [20:11:28] angelcerv21: i got all manic i didn't take my meds and it was three in the morning with alcohol... [20:11:29] guaaaache: which is like a 2 days notice [20:11:31] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: Skipped medication. Drunken bicycling. Charged a cop car. Somehow got away. [20:11:39] julieiskeygrace: wtf!! [20:11:40] angelcerv21: yeah [20:11:57] angelcerv21: i'm either doing something crazy or sleeping because i can't stand to be awake [20:12:05] angelcerv21: last night i couldn't calm down! [20:12:27] angelcerv21: and it was like i wanted it...wanted them to fuck with me so i could fuck with them [20:12:42] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: huh? [20:12:43] julieiskeygrace: just wanted an excuse to flip out? [20:13:01] angelcerv21: i already was and then the cops flashed their lights [20:13:39] angelcerv21: it was hilarious at the time, i know i wasn't being smart but i can't describe it...i was even laughing when he pulled his gun at me because i reached for my knife [20:14:02] julieiskeygrace: you carry a knife? [20:14:02] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: if you want someone to handcuff you, try craigslist next time. [20:14:12] angelcerv21: he asked if we had weapons so we're like yeah we got our knives and reached for them... [20:14:22] guaaaache: i'm reading about psychodynamic theory [20:14:23] angelcerv21: luckily we didn't get arrested [20:14:29] guaaaache: this window is more interesting for now [20:14:35] angelcerv21: i only realized today how close we came [20:14:54] angelcerv21: psychodynamic theory....seems like i could use some of that [20:15:03] angelcerv21: yeah i always carry a knife [20:15:10] angelcerv21: a spring loaded blade [20:15:17] angelcerv21: flips right out like a switchblade but it's legal [20:15:17] julieiskeygrace: man that'd get you killed here.. [20:15:23] angelcerv21: why? [20:15:39] angelcerv21: i feel unsafe without my knife [20:15:41] guaaaache: does psychoanalysis even work on it's own? [20:15:43] angelcerv21: i'm not allowed to buy a gun [20:15:47] julieiskeygrace: just if you carry a knife here you're just so much more likely to become a target.. [20:15:48] angelcerv21: it's kinda outdated [20:15:59] angelcerv21: why? [20:16:00] spinpsychle@hotmail.com: i didn't have any more luck with shrinks than i did with god. [20:16:05] guaaaache: it seems like it would just go on literally forever unless you introduced something else like drugs/cbt [20:16:13] angelcerv21: exactly [20:16:24] angelcerv21: i had a good shrink when i was in the psych ward [20:16:29] julieiskeygrace: plus you can get arrested for carryin a knife and polis can do spot searches [20:16:29] angelcerv21: i was 16 then [20:16:32] guaaaache: so it's useful, but not on it's own? [20:16:39] angelcerv21: oh my god i'm 25 years old!! [20:16:41] guaaaache: julie, same here [20:16:47] angelcerv21: not on it's own I would hedge [20:17:07] angelcerv21: you can't carry a knife legally in scotland? [20:17:07] julieiskeygrace: yeah its kind of normal here that the only people that carry knives are the ones who've been stabbed [20:17:25] guaaaache: I think we have laws surrounding concealed weapons [20:19:17] guaaaache: even pepper spray is illegal [20:19:18] angelcerv21: so do we but even guns can be carried concealed if you pass the background check (which I don't):-( [20:19:18] julieiskeygrace: kinda of but not really... its legal if there's a reason for it, but its all to do with the "intent to use as a weapon" thing [20:19:21] angelcerv21: the cop asked us what we were carrying knives for [20:19:22] julieiskeygrace: like if you run down the road after someone with a glass bottle in your hand then you can get done for carrying a weapon [20:19:23] angelcerv21: but i'm like, i can't imagine not carrying it [20:19:24] mycrisisx: err, sorry to interrupt this weapon conversation but i was wondering if anyone can tell me which kind of brand of laptop is really good? besides Mac, because ill never be able to afford that brand. [20:19:28] angelcerv21: what about precaution? self defense? [20:19:30] angelcerv21: hp [20:19:31] angelcerv21: or dell [20:19:32] guaaaache: MACS ARE THE BEST SORRY [20:19:32] angelcerv21: i have a gateway that kicks ass right now though [20:19:33] julieiskeygrace: i have an acer, it was so cheap :-) [20:19:34] angelcerv21: yeah otherwise macs are the best [20:19:35] guaaaache: I have a dell as well though, it's quite good [20:19:36] guaaaache: but I prefer mac, it's easier to use [20:19:40] julieiskeygrace: this explains the whole knife thing in scotland quite well [20:19:41] angelcerv21: you can get a 4GB ram 320 GB hardrive hp for 500 bucks on costco.com [20:19:46] angelcerv21: oh ok [20:19:58] julieiskeygrace: but folk go about with freakin samurai swords here [20:20:06] angelcerv21: i have swords [20:20:07] guaaaache: what? haha [20:20:08] angelcerv21: daggers [20:20:09] julieiskeygrace: post videos of themselves on youtube with machetes [20:20:09] angelcerv21: rapiers [20:20:15] mycrisisx: okay, ty for the suggestions. [20:20:17] angelcerv21: oh i have 2 machetes [20:20:22] julieiskeygrace: lol yeah hang on i'll see if i can find you one of these cultural delights :-P [20:20:34] angelcerv21: also have an illegal butterfly knife, it doesn't leave the house [20:20:43] angelcerv21: i love blades [20:20:49] angelcerv21: i started collecting them when i turned 18 [20:21:02] guaaaache: has anyone seen that movie called Max & Mary? [20:21:03] guaaaache: I watched it last night. well, this morning [20:21:06] angelcerv21: is it good?> [20:21:11] NyquilSteve317: i love ham rolls [20:21:19] guaaaache: I think so. apparently it's based on a true story [20:22:07] angelcerv21: i can see myself being that desperate [20:22:06] NyquilSteve317: slice of deli ham, rolled with cream cheese and a green onion in the center [20:21:58] angelcerv21: wow [20:21:50] guaaaache: it's about an 8 year old girl who picks a random address out of the phone book, and writes to that person because she has no friends, and they write to each other for 20 years [20:21:26] angelcerv21: what's a ham roll? [20:22:16] angelcerv21: oh i do that with beef toilet paper meat [20:22:19] guaaaache: it's quite cute [20:22:23] guaaaache: it happened in the 70s [20:22:23] angelcerv21: no pig products for me [20:22:37] angelcerv21: i want to have a prison pen pal [20:22:39] guaaaache: the man she ended up writing to was a 44-year-old guy in new york who had aspergers [20:22:45] angelcerv21: oooh [20:22:58] guaaaache: it's the most accurate portrayal I have ever seen in a movie [20:23:30] guaaaache: and when she finally went to meet him he had died [20:23:33] angelcerv21: aw [20:23:44] angelcerv21: that's like a bad ending...so few movies risk doing that [20:23:49] guaaaache: because he had a problem with overeating so he was really obese [20:24:08] angelcerv21: does obesity happen in australia? [20:24:09] AlenaBrolxFlami: beef toilet paper? [20:24:16] angelcerv21: yes [20:24:24] guaaaache: but he inspired her to go and study psychology and get a phd etc [20:24:25] angelcerv21: carl buddig [20:24:30] angelcerv21: little squares [20:24:32] guaaaache: yes of course we have obesity [20:24:34] angelcerv21: like toilet paper [20:24:46] angelcerv21: like here in the states where 60% of the people are obese? [20:24:53] guaaaache: yeah it's about the same here [20:25:02] angelcerv21: damn [20:25:06] angelcerv21: that makes me feel better [20:25:08] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh yes, I've seen those in the stores here... and my sister was very surprised at the size of the people in Boston / Pittsburgh [20:25:08] julieiskeygrace: scotland's the fattest country in europe [20:25:09] angelcerv21: hahahaha [20:25:21] angelcerv21: i am the one who can't gain any weight [20:25:25] guaaaache: I recently found out there is a sub category called "super obese" [20:25:31] julieiskeygrace: hahahahaha super obese :-D [20:25:32] guaaaache: which is even bigger than morbidly obese [20:25:34] angelcerv21: i ate a lot of food the past 2 days...still 95 pounds [20:25:34] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the chat. [20:25:42] julieiskeygrace: that makes it sound awesome [20:26:01] angelcerv21: i'm underweight [20:26:04] guaaaache: morbidly obese are people who have a BMI over 40, super obese is if it's over 50 [20:26:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: Jon Brower Minnoch would be super-obese, for sure [20:26:14] angelcerv21: i weighed this much in the hospital, i couldn't get my feeding tube out till I weighed 105 [20:26:23] guaaaache: I think the normal BMI is 20 or something? [20:26:35] angelcerv21: 20 what, pounds? [20:26:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, no [20:26:49] guaaaache: no the body mass index. I don't remember how it works exactly [20:26:53] julieiskeygrace: nah just 20 on the scale.. its a weird thing to do with your height and weight [20:26:55] angelcerv21: i'm not sure [20:26:57] guaaaache: something to do with the healthy weight range for the height [20:27:02] angelcerv21: i'm 5'7 [20:27:07] julieiskeygrace: it doesn't work though if you're athletic or big boned or anything [20:27:13] angelcerv21: yeah [20:27:16] guaaaache: yeah, I don't entirely agree with it either [20:27:27] guaaaache: the range gets smaller for taller people when it really should get bigger [20:27:35] julieiskeygrace: cause it doesn't take into account muscle density and all that [20:27:59] guaaaache: yeah, and taller people will have bigger frames (in general) and probably have heavier bones etc [20:28:34] julieiskeygrace: yeah its pretty off.. like this chick i know, she's about 12 stone and average height and she's apparently "obese" on it [20:28:39] *** mycrisisx has left the chat. [20:28:53] guaaaache: yeah, it's stupid [20:29:30] guaaaache: a girl at my uni is extremely tall and has a really big frame and is apparently overweight [20:29:31] guaaaache: but she looks thin [20:29:57] guaaaache: the smell of paint here is overwhelming [20:30:10] julieiskeygrace: yeah... and apparently they changed the scale overnight too... so that it made you seem heavier than you are [20:30:23] julieiskeygrace: is it properly ventilated? cause those fumes really aren't good [20:30:27] guaaaache: what do you mean? [20:30:44] guaaaache: the bathroom has been painted and has no window so the door kind of has to stay open [20:30:44] guaaaache: my room is right near the bathroom [20:30:51] guaaaache: and the stairs are being painted too [20:30:53] guaaaache: I feel a bit high [20:31:28] julieiskeygrace: like they just all of a sudden changed the way it was calculated, so an obese person became morbidly obese, and underweight person became average... that kind of thing [20:31:42] guaaaache: oh yeah that's right [20:31:47] julieiskeygrace: so people were going to their doctors one week, and then the next week were being told they had to be put on diets [20:32:23] guaaaache: because my mum used to be really thin, and was considered underweight... but now she's middle age and gained a bit and is now a little overweight, but she's apparently still in the right range [20:32:37] guaaaache: because it's changed [20:33:02] *** spinpsychle@hotmail.com has left the chat. [20:33:08] guaaaache: oh no, everyone is leaving [20:33:10] angelcerv21: aw people are leaving [20:33:14] julieiskeygrace: yeah that's exactly it! [20:33:19] julieiskeygrace: yeahhh loads of folk are away [20:33:30] julieiskeygrace: i'm not tired, but i really need to get some sleep before work [20:33:42] guaaaache: where are you, julie? [20:33:57] angelcerv21: i'm a little hungover... that makes me feel a bit tired [20:34:02] julieiskeygrace: at my friend's flat [20:34:08] julieiskeygrace: i was super duper hungover today [20:34:11] guaaaache: the one without tea! [20:34:12] angelcerv21: hahahaha [20:34:16] julieiskeygrace: yeah!! she has no tea! [20:34:16] angelcerv21: yep [20:34:22] julieiskeygrace: AND!!! a mouldy fridge!!! [20:34:23] angelcerv21: coffee? [20:34:26] julieiskeygrace: no coffee either [20:34:28] guaaaache: gross [20:34:29] angelcerv21: wow [20:34:38] angelcerv21: i can't go a day without coffee [20:34:43] julieiskeygrace: yeahhh... its so minging... she says she's gonna clean it, but i'm just like 'dude, boke' [20:34:44] guaaaache: neither can i [20:34:55] guaaaache: boke? [20:34:56] julieiskeygrace: i can get free tea and coffee in work though, so i'm alright [20:34:59] angelcerv21: minging? [20:35:11] guaaaache: gross, in other words [20:35:16] julieiskeygrace: lol yeah its like um.. if something gives you the boke, it's like it makes you feel sick [20:35:25] angelcerv21: interesting [20:35:35] julieiskeygrace: so you can use it as a verb, like i just boked [20:35:43] julieiskeygrace: or you can be like 'that's boke' [20:35:45] guaaaache: the scottish slang always trips me [20:35:49] angelcerv21: oontsenbadish - german for "repulsive" [20:36:00] julieiskeygrace: its a weird word, but its good :D scottish slang's so gooood [20:36:13] angelcerv21: what's some good american slang.... [20:36:19] angelcerv21: now i'm drawing a blank [20:36:22] angelcerv21: i know sign slang [20:36:34] guaaaache: I only know some of the common expressions [20:36:36] julieiskeygrace: haha yeah i think cause we see loads of american tv we get used to it [20:36:45] angelcerv21: i hate tv [20:36:57] julieiskeygrace: everyone in my work calls each other douchebags, and we all agree its a very american thing to say [20:36:58] guaaaache: like how "i know, right?" is seen as totally american, even though it isn't really [20:37:00] angelcerv21: i feel like i'm being brainwashed if i watch it [20:37:14] guaaaache: haha yes! douchebag is totally american [20:37:21] angelcerv21: interesting.... [20:37:29] julieiskeygrace: yeah! but tesco have borrowed it... EVERYONE in work uses it :-D [20:37:37] julieiskeygrace: "awrite ya douche" [20:37:38] angelcerv21: i always thought that was insulting to women because it's talking about douches [20:37:44] guaaaache: people here just say douche [20:37:49] julieiskeygrace: yeah we're a lot less bothered about that here though [20:38:03] julieiskeygrace: me and my pal were talking today about how you guys say fanny for your arse [20:38:04] angelcerv21: gold balloon where you at?? [20:38:05] guaaaache: I thought calling someone a douche is insulting because douches irritate the vagina [20:38:16] angelcerv21: no they clean it [20:38:21] AlenaBrolxFlami: don't ask them questions - they won't answer [20:38:26] angelcerv21: hahahaha [20:38:32] guaaaache: but it's not necessary to clean with a douche [20:38:32] julieiskeygrace: and we say fanny for your front bum [20:38:38] guaaaache: it fucks up the ph balance [20:38:42] angelcerv21: fanny? arse? no we just say ass [20:38:44] *** goldballoon has left the chat. [20:38:50] angelcerv21: front bum? [20:38:56] guaaaache: we call 'fanny packs' bumbags [20:38:56] julieiskeygrace: yeah a vagina [20:38:59] angelcerv21: alena, you scared them away [20:39:05] AlenaBrolxFlami: GOOD! [20:39:09] julieiskeygrace: yeah we get a right laugh out of how yous say 'fanny' [20:39:09] angelcerv21: hahaha [20:39:17] angelcerv21: ass? [20:39:22] guaaaache: we say arse [20:39:24] julieiskeygrace: yeah, cause it means vagina here [20:39:28] angelcerv21: really? [20:39:31] angelcerv21: whoa [20:39:42] julieiskeygrace: we had this american teacher who used to tell us to "sit on your fanny" and we'd be like "but i don't bend that way miss!" [20:39:43] guaaaache: yeah, fanny is vagina here as well [20:39:50] angelcerv21: we say pussy, camel toe, twat, cunt, beaver, muffin... [20:40:00] julieiskeygrace: we say vadge [20:40:04] guaaaache: though everyone has adopted the more american shudder-worthy expression of pussy [20:40:05] angelcerv21: or that [20:40:13] guaaaache: or vag [20:40:17] angelcerv21: i like to refer to sex as fucking [20:40:27] angelcerv21: so crude but so accurate [20:40:30] julieiskeygrace: yeah we say most of them, plus vadge, vajayjay, clunge.. cunt.. [20:40:35] julieiskeygrace: haha yeah same, or shaggin [20:40:40] julieiskeygrace: for sex that is [20:40:42] angelcerv21: i know shaggin [20:40:48] angelcerv21: and snogging is making out, right? [20:40:50] guaaaache: a lot of people here have a problem with cunt for some reason [20:40:53] AlenaBrolxFlami: AUSTIN POWERS [20:40:58] angelcerv21: same here [20:41:02] julieiskeygrace: yeah but actually that one's kind of died out a bit, its more of an english one now [20:41:15] angelcerv21: Alotta FaJina [20:41:18] guaaaache: I hate 'pashing' [20:41:27] guaaaache: do people still say that? [20:41:33] julieiskeygrace: people usually say pulling now [20:41:36] angelcerv21: don't know that one [20:41:44] julieiskeygrace: "you want tae pull ma pal?" [20:41:53] guaaaache: HAHAHA [20:41:58] angelcerv21: what does that mean? [20:42:03] angelcerv21: blow job? [20:42:07] julieiskeygrace: basically would you like to kiss my friend [20:42:07] guaaaache: hand job I think [20:42:08] angelcerv21: something to do with the penis? [20:42:17] angelcerv21: oh ok [20:42:18] julieiskeygrace: nah if you pull someone you make out with them [20:42:24] angelcerv21: oooh [20:42:26] julieiskeygrace: but if you're out on the pull then you're out to get laid [20:42:29] guaaaache: that's very misleading [20:42:35] angelcerv21: yes [20:42:42] julieiskeygrace: if you pull someone off then that's you givin them a handjob [20:42:43] angelcerv21: i'm getting horny [20:42:46] julieiskeygrace: or a wank as we call it [20:42:56] angelcerv21: jack off as we call it [20:42:57] julieiskeygrace: hahahaha sexy talk on bp, who ever would have guessed [20:43:02] angelcerv21: hahahaha [20:43:03] guaaaache: slang is too confusing. I don't think I use it much [20:43:07] julieiskeygrace: ahh yeah, that's a very american one [20:43:24] angelcerv21: i'm jacking off right now [20:43:28] angelcerv21: jk [20:43:30] julieiskeygrace: lol :-D [20:43:36] guaaaache: haha dude [20:43:40] angelcerv21: ever go on chatroulette? [20:43:41] julieiskeygrace: there was an awesome one people used to say in school... [20:43:49] guaaaache: I'm too afraid to [20:43:51] julieiskeygrace: emmm "you wantae nip ma pal?" [20:43:59] angelcerv21: suck on the penis? [20:44:06] julieiskeygrace: nope that one was kiss too [20:44:11] angelcerv21: i wish I could suck my own dick [20:44:13] julieiskeygrace: a sooky!!! [20:44:15] julieiskeygrace: that was it!! [20:44:16] guaaaache: oh I thought of one! [20:44:29] julieiskeygrace: GEEZ A SOOKY!! :-D [20:44:34] angelcerv21: what's a sooky? [20:44:35] julieiskeygrace: that's a bj [20:44:36] guaaaache: if you 'pick up' here, it means you were out somewhere and either made out or had sex with some random person [20:44:38] angelcerv21: oh ok [20:44:47] julieiskeygrace: ahhh yeah that one makes sense [20:45:06] guaaaache: I think that's country slang, though [20:45:09] guaaaache: I haven't heard it here [20:45:14] julieiskeygrace: a stoaner is a hard-on [20:45:17] julieiskeygrace: which is a boner [20:45:31] julieiskeygrace: ah yeah like "gonna go pick up some chick" [20:45:32] guaaaache: we say hard-on, never boner [20:45:42] julieiskeygrace: really? we always think americans would say boner [20:45:49] julieiskeygrace: like fogel in superbad :-P [20:45:58] guaaaache: I'm not american [20:46:02] guaaaache: so yeah [20:46:03] angelcerv21: boner is american [20:46:05] angelcerv21: and hard-on [20:46:08] julieiskeygrace: ah wait sorry, i thought that was angel that said that [20:46:13] guaaaache: haha ok [20:46:30] angelcerv21: i like to go on chatroulette [20:46:38] *** PrettyKitty51015 has joined the chat. [20:46:38] angelcerv21: lots of guys jacking off [20:46:39] guaaaache: do you see a lot of penis? [20:46:45] guaaaache: ok you just answered [20:46:46] julieiskeygrace: but yeah boner's defo the american one. is chatroulette really that bad? [20:46:46] angelcerv21: who is pretty kitty? [20:46:55] PrettyKitty51015: I'm obviously PrettyKitty... [20:46:57] PrettyKitty51015: lol [20:46:57] julieiskeygrace: i don't know.. [20:46:58] angelcerv21: no its awesome [20:47:00] PrettyKitty51015: haha [20:47:04] angelcerv21: who are you on bp? [20:47:05] PrettyKitty51015: Laurentums [20:47:08] julieiskeygrace: ahhhhh [20:47:09] angelcerv21: ok [20:47:10] julieiskeygrace: i know you [20:47:11] guaaaache: everyone I've talked to mentioned there was a lot of penis [20:47:17] angelcerv21: not tons but lots [20:47:18] julieiskeygrace: yeah i read a thing in a mag about it [20:47:21] angelcerv21: so you get to chatting with them [20:47:26] guaaaache: what's the differences between tons and lots? [20:47:33] julieiskeygrace: tons is more? [20:47:35] julieiskeygrace: i'd guess [20:47:37] angelcerv21: and when they think you're a girl (like they do to me a lot) [20:47:39] angelcerv21: they wanna see [20:47:45] angelcerv21: tons is more [20:48:09] guaaaache: but neither is specific and just implies an uncountable many? [20:48:12] guaaaache: um, never mind [20:48:13] julieiskeygrace: yeah [20:48:22] angelcerv21: so then i flash them my dick when they wanna see and say I'm a hermaphrodite! freaks them out every time [20:48:34] angelcerv21: awesome fun [20:48:41] julieiskeygrace: hahaha i was gonna say, i think i can see where that one was goin :-D [20:48:50] angelcerv21: then the gay guys see me as male [20:48:55] angelcerv21: and want to see my goodies [20:49:03] angelcerv21: so i flash them my cute and tiny little boobies [20:49:08] julieiskeygrace: d'awww :-) [20:49:17] angelcerv21: they get all bug eyed [20:49:22] julieiskeygrace: hahaha [20:49:23] angelcerv21: click to the next person [20:49:30] guaaaache: I heard in japan they have man bras for fat dudes [20:49:34] julieiskeygrace: omg really? [20:49:41] angelcerv21: hahahahahaha [20:49:48] julieiskeygrace: that's amazing and horrific at the same time!!! [20:49:49] angelcerv21: i'm really laughing [20:49:51] guaaaache: well... it IS japan [20:49:57] angelcerv21: hahahahahahahah [20:49:57] julieiskeygrace: yeah that's true... [20:49:58] PrettyKitty51015: Hey, fat guys need less movement too... hahaha [20:49:58] julieiskeygrace: :-D [20:50:07] guaaaache: where anything is possible [20:50:07] guaaaache: especially if it's weird [20:50:08] PrettyKitty51015: I had to get my bearings. [20:50:08] angelcerv21: i feel bad for fat poeple [20:50:09] julieiskeygrace: like 70% of the world's messed up shit is from japan :-D [20:50:19] angelcerv21: hahahahahhaha [20:50:33] angelcerv21: i think you weren't born fat...what did you do to yourself??? [20:50:44] PrettyKitty51015: They're just always coming up with new stuff. I think that's a goal they have. "I must come up with something new" [20:50:55] guaaaache: the pub next door renovated and extended their pokies room so now the noise from those machines can be heard in my bedroom all day and all night [20:50:56] julieiskeygrace: yeahh and it just gets mental! its so fun [20:50:58] guaaaache: I might kill myself once I go insane [20:51:05] angelcerv21: pokies room? [20:51:33] angelcerv21: it's the world that goes mad, not me or you. And yet i'm the one on medication! [20:51:45] PrettyKitty51015: I'm thinking it's something to do with gambling.... [20:51:50] guaaaache: you say that but you have no idea how annoying the sound is [20:51:52] angelcerv21: poker? [20:51:53] julieiskeygrace: yeah i was thinking poker [20:51:56] PrettyKitty51015: All I can think of is slots. [20:52:01] guaaaache: yes, slots [20:52:04] guaaaache: we call them pokies [20:52:05] PrettyKitty51015: ching ching ching. [20:52:26] julieiskeygrace: ha! yeah so do we! [20:52:23] angelcerv21: they're pretty cute [20:52:23] guaaaache: I thought pokies was bad [20:52:22] PrettyKitty51015: pugs! [20:52:18] angelcerv21: we have pug dogs [20:52:16] guaaaache: puggies! hahha [20:52:13] angelcerv21: hahahahaha [20:52:09] julieiskeygrace: ahhh we call them puggies [20:52:09] angelcerv21: i hate the noise [20:52:33] guaaaache: but puggies is funny [20:52:40] julieiskeygrace: yeahh or the one armed bandit [20:52:43] angelcerv21: my psychologist wants me as his guinea pig [20:52:46] PrettyKitty51015: I think they're both rather laugh inducing. [20:52:51] angelcerv21: some new therapy or treatment or something [20:52:56] angelcerv21: he said it's going to be taped [20:53:01] PrettyKitty51015: that's not odd at all... [20:53:02] julieiskeygrace: yeahh? [20:53:15] angelcerv21: right that's what I tell myself, not odd at all [20:53:20] julieiskeygrace: what so they can learn? [20:53:23] angelcerv21: it's a 10 week intensive thing [20:53:24] PrettyKitty51015: new treatment has to be tested, I suppose. [20:53:26] angelcerv21: yeah [20:53:39] julieiskeygrace: sounds a bit suspect [20:53:40] angelcerv21: they learn how to do it, see if it works... [20:53:45] angelcerv21: i wouldn't be the only one i don't think [20:53:46] guaaaache: it's not odd to be taped, is it? I've been taped before [20:53:51] angelcerv21: the fact it's taped is trippy [20:53:55] PrettyKitty51015: That's how they have to test every new treatment by any drug companies /etc. [20:54:04] guaaaache: but i think it was just for the purpose of referring back [20:54:06] PrettyKitty51015: It suddenly makes me think of these movies that are claiming to be documentaries... [20:54:17] guaaaache: it's in case they miss something at the time [20:54:22] PrettyKitty51015: Oh it makes sense to tape it. [20:54:23] julieiskeygrace: yeah that'd make sense, but surely just observing and taking notes would do that job? [20:54:28] PrettyKitty51015: Just almost surreal to think about it. [20:54:29] angelcerv21: i want my mood stabilizers! I'm either playing games called messin' with cops or asleep because i hate being awake [20:54:30] julieiskeygrace: unless they're looking for different things [20:54:42] guaaaache: they tape to be sure so they don't miss anything [20:54:49] julieiskeygrace: yeah i think you've had enough messin with cops for the time being angel! [20:54:51] guaaaache: something might not occur to them while taking notes etc [20:55:00] angelcerv21: yeah they want to be all thorough [20:55:08] angelcerv21: i can't believe they didn't arrest me last night! [20:55:16] julieiskeygrace: yeah i guess its sensible but i just don't like that idea [20:55:18] julieiskeygrace: i know! [20:55:20] angelcerv21: i was drunk and manic and laughing while they pointed guns at me [20:55:25] PrettyKitty51015: whaaaatt? [20:55:28] PrettyKitty51015: did I miss the story? [20:55:37] angelcerv21: i posted it on my lj and on bp [20:55:39] julieiskeygrace: man i still can't get my head around your polis having guns :-\ [20:55:43] PrettyKitty51015: I'll read it. [20:55:51] angelcerv21: your police don't have guns? [20:55:58] guaaaache: I don't think ours do either [20:56:01] julieiskeygrace: nope, just truncheons [20:56:07] angelcerv21: what's that? [20:56:10] guaaaache: or maybe they do [20:56:11] julieiskeygrace: and sometimes those tazer things and dogs [20:56:18] angelcerv21: yeah ours have all the above [20:56:19] julieiskeygrace: a truncheon's just a bat thing [20:56:30] julieiskeygrace: like to beat people with if they get jumped [20:56:40] angelcerv21: oh we call those beatin sticks I thought for sure i was gonna get that or a tazer or a gunshot or something [20:56:41] PrettyKitty51015: a baton... [20:56:55] guaaaache: I can't feel my feet [20:56:55] angelcerv21: all i meant to do was show him my knife [20:57:00] angelcerv21: he asked if i had weapons [20:57:03] angelcerv21: walk? [20:57:08] guaaaache: they're too cold [20:57:10] julieiskeygrace: haha beatin sticks [20:57:23] julieiskeygrace: socks? [20:57:38] angelcerv21: slippers [20:57:41] guaaaache: i'm wearing socks and shoes [20:57:43] julieiskeygrace: mmmm slippers :-) [20:57:50] angelcerv21: shoes are too restrictive [20:57:57] angelcerv21: like handcuffs [20:57:58] guaaaache: these are ok [20:58:01] julieiskeygrace: ooh you'll like that one... slippers in scotland... aka baffies [20:58:09] angelcerv21: baffies hahahahahahahahahahahahaha [20:58:23] angelcerv21: oh time to take my pill, i'm GOING to take it tonight! [20:58:27] guaaaache: what the hell scotland [20:58:31] julieiskeygrace: yeahh cause its for comin out the bath (which we tend to pronounce baff) so they're your baffies [20:59:02] julieiskeygrace: and your uh... your bathrobe you guys say? that's your goony [20:59:21] julieiskeygrace: or your hoosecoat [20:59:45] angelcerv21: al-oo-min-um [20:59:45] julieiskeygrace: aww yeah me neither! that "aluminum" way of saying it [20:59:31] angelcerv21: aluminum [20:59:25] guaaaache: I don't understand the american pronunciation of aluminium [20:59:48] julieiskeygrace: haha yeah! [21:00:00] angelcerv21: no it's better this way: a-loo-min-um [21:00:08] guaaaache: hoosecoat??? [21:00:09] guaaaache: aloooominum [21:00:12] angelcerv21: or like this: uh-loo-min-um [21:00:27] guaaaache: yeah, it's weird [21:00:27] julieiskeygrace: one of my favourite bands have a song that starts "i pronounce it al-u-min-ee-um, cause there's an I next to the U and M" [21:00:42] angelcerv21: no there isn't [21:00:49] angelcerv21: it's spelled aluminum [21:01:00] julieiskeygrace: we spell it aluminium [21:01:01] AlenaBrolxFlami: fewer syllables [21:01:03] angelcerv21: what, why? [21:01:13] angelcerv21: that is hard to say! [21:01:22] julieiskeygrace: al-yoo-min-ee-um :-) [21:01:26] PrettyKitty51015: maybe because we're used to our version Angel. [21:01:29] PrettyKitty51015: lol [21:01:33] guaaaache: we do that as well [21:01:33] guaaaache: we say al u min ee um [21:01:37] PrettyKitty51015: I just tried to say it once or twice and it was odd... [21:01:41] angelcerv21: pretty kitty where do you live? [21:01:44] PrettyKitty51015: Florida. [21:01:46] angelcerv21: ok [21:01:57] PrettyKitty51015: Freaking sauna of the states. [21:02:03] angelcerv21: i'm in the cold part [21:02:05] julieiskeygrace: haha wanna trade? [21:02:08] PrettyKitty51015: Please. [21:02:08] angelcerv21: washington state [21:02:13] PrettyKitty51015: I'm not meant to live here, I know it. [21:02:13] angelcerv21: no i wana trade [21:02:25] angelcerv21: i'm not meant to live in america i know it [21:02:28] julieiskeygrace: everyone should just live in scotland, its pretty :-) [21:02:31] julieiskeygrace: and its nice here [21:02:33] PrettyKitty51015: I'll trade with either... [21:02:41] PrettyKitty51015: Scotland? [21:02:42] julieiskeygrace: yeah [21:02:44] julieiskeygrace: bonnie scotland :-D [21:02:49] angelcerv21: i thought of a school in scotland to apply to but they don't have a psych program... [21:02:53] PrettyKitty51015: Angel, you take Scotland and I'll take washington. [21:02:58] PrettyKitty51015: lol [21:02:59] julieiskeygrace: which one was it? [21:03:04] angelcerv21: i think st andrews [21:03:07] PrettyKitty51015: then Julie can take florida. [21:03:09] angelcerv21: that really old one [21:03:19] julieiskeygrace: ahhh yeahh, they're very fancy shmancy up there [21:03:22] guaaaache: the writing in this window is so fucking small. I need to figure out how to make it bigger [21:03:30] angelcerv21: just expand it [21:03:36] AlenaBrolxFlami: Etymology of Aluminum on Wikipedia [21:03:48] angelcerv21: it looks like a great school but there's no psych program at least from what i learned online [21:04:52] guaaaache: *cough* UNSW [21:04:58] angelcerv21: hahahaha [21:05:01] julieiskeygrace: yeah its one of the good ones.. tbh the only good one to go to in scotland is glasgow, its got the best reputation and its a nice school, or strathclyde university is also good [21:05:03] angelcerv21: oh yes that one i'm interested in [21:05:22] angelcerv21: the one is australia [21:05:29] julieiskeygrace: lol alena, they've got both... Aluminium [21:05:34] angelcerv21: funny, all these schools are cheaper than in the states [21:05:40] angelcerv21: hahahaha [21:05:42] julieiskeygrace: you saw strathclyde too? [21:05:48] angelcerv21: alena you come up with some funny stuff [21:05:50] angelcerv21: not that one yet [21:05:53] angelcerv21: never heard of it [21:05:56] angelcerv21: but glasgow yes [21:06:04] julieiskeygrace: ahh its the other uni in glasgow, its really good too [21:06:11] guaaaache: also, you pronounce water very differently in the US [21:06:16] angelcerv21: what one are you at? [21:06:27] angelcerv21: how is it differently pronounced? [21:06:30] julieiskeygrace: glasgow's good for the arts, and the oldey subjects like law and all that, i'm at glasgow [21:06:38] guaaaache: more emphasis on the t and r [21:06:50] angelcerv21: oh yes we say ER with every er word [21:07:03] PrettyKitty51015: true. [21:07:07] angelcerv21: that's why its fun to go into places and speak british and trip people out [21:07:08] guaaaache: we soften ts and rs a lot here [21:07:13] angelcerv21: there's slang for ya - trip [21:07:25] julieiskeygrace: lol yeah that's one we definitely don't use [21:07:43] angelcerv21: one can have a trip (acid, mushrooms) experience something trippy, trip someone else out [21:07:45] julieiskeygrace: only in relation to drugs lol like a bad trip which i'm sure is a universal one [21:07:50] angelcerv21: yeah [21:07:54] julieiskeygrace: lol ah yeah :-) [21:08:01] angelcerv21: but we expand it out to perfectly sober things [21:08:07] julieiskeygrace: ahhhh [21:08:12] julieiskeygrace: yeah that one we don't do [21:08:23] julieiskeygrace: we just have like "aww mann i was pure trippin" [21:08:28] angelcerv21: i saw a trippy this or that, he was all tripped out from the whatever... [21:08:39] guaaaache: everything seems to be pure this and that in scotland [21:08:46] angelcerv21: at barter faire, i take acid [21:08:48] julieiskeygrace: but more likely, we'd say something like "i was meltit" (like melted) or "i was chewin my face aff" [21:09:00] julieiskeygrace: yeah, pure's just one of those words we use all the time [21:09:14] guaaaache: i like reading irvine welsh when he writes in the scottish accent [21:09:14] julieiskeygrace: like how its stereotypical for americans to say like, we've got pure [21:09:16] angelcerv21: ewan mcgregor is fucking hot [21:09:19] julieiskeygrace: "pure dead brilliant" [21:09:31] julieiskeygrace: aww ewan mcgregor would get it so bad, i love that man [21:09:38] PrettyKitty51015: how can you hate him? [21:09:40] PrettyKitty51015: seriously? [21:09:46] PrettyKitty51015: he's too awesome [21:09:50] angelcerv21: only time i hear pure is when it's in reference to coke [21:09:54] julieiskeygrace: yeah irvine welsh stuff is pretty difficult to read, he writes specifically in edinburgh slang [21:10:08] angelcerv21: i've heard of that guy [21:10:16] angelcerv21: couldn't be as bad as clockwork orange [21:10:18] guaaaache: hmm, I only found it really hard to read for the first chapter, but you get used to it [21:10:18] angelcerv21: hard one to read [21:10:25] julieiskeygrace: hahaha that's the nickname for the subway in glasgow [21:10:27] guaaaache: reading out loud on the other hand is really fucking hard [21:10:49] guaaaache: I could not read clockwork orange at all. I will try again some other time [21:11:05] angelcerv21: couldn't read it? after a couple chapters you start to understand it [21:11:11] julieiskeygrace: i've not even tried to, i got told it was too brutal for me [21:11:12] angelcerv21: devotchka is a girl [21:11:15] guaaaache: thing is, in trainspotting some of the characters have slightly different accents so you start to notice it as you read [21:11:21] angelcerv21: mellovech is a boy or man [21:11:35] angelcerv21: the context helps you [21:11:35] julieiskeygrace: yeahh have you seen trainspotting? [21:11:41] angelcerv21: love that movie! [21:11:42] guaaaache: seen it and read it [21:11:45] julieiskeygrace: so good! [21:11:52] guaaaache: I needed the subtitles for the movie :-( so embarrassing [21:11:54] julieiskeygrace: ewan mcgregor gets his dong out again [21:12:01] angelcerv21: hahahahaha [21:12:05] guaaaache: he also climbs into a toilet [21:12:07] julieiskeygrace: lol part of trainspotting was filmed in a pub up the road from me :-) [21:12:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: YEAH! TOILET DRUGS MOVIE! :D [21:12:15] angelcerv21: cool [21:12:19] guaaaache: in the worse toilet in scotland [21:12:28] angelcerv21: there's a sign on it and everything [21:12:29] julieiskeygrace: its called the crosslands, haha yeah that one is actually in edinburgh [21:12:30] angelcerv21: that says that hahahahahaha [21:12:40] angelcerv21: have you gone to see the toilet? [21:12:46] guaaaache: are you talking about the one that was really gross? they were always in pubs [21:12:53] julieiskeygrace: i haven't actually... although i'd be tempted to [21:12:54] angelcerv21: at the beginning [21:13:00] angelcerv21: when he dives in to go after his drugs [21:13:05] julieiskeygrace: yeah where he takes the drugs and dives in, [21:13:07] julieiskeygrace: lol aye [21:13:12] guaaaache: which he shat out because he was no longer constipated [21:13:16] julieiskeygrace: hahahahaah yeahhh! [21:13:18] angelcerv21: hahahah yeah [21:13:21] angelcerv21: shat... i love that [21:13:25] angelcerv21: i use it more than any american i know [21:13:30] guaaaache: I like how sickboy went off dope just because he did [21:13:36] julieiskeygrace: lol yeah its a good one [21:13:38] guaaaache: and he had to interact with everyone sober and it was awful [21:13:42] angelcerv21: i love the end where he rips them all off [21:13:54] angelcerv21: remember the job interview? HAHAHAHAHHA [21:14:03] julieiskeygrace: yeah the end is amazing, haha i know guys that have done that for job interviews :-D [21:14:32] guaaaache: at the end of the sequel book he does that again [21:14:35] julieiskeygrace: yeah? [21:14:39] guaaaache: haha yeah! [21:14:56] julieiskeygrace: i've not actually read it [21:15:08] guaaaache: "do you have any weaknesses" *shakes head furiously* OH ACTUALLY YESSS! I'M A BIT EUV A PERFICTIONIST! [21:15:09] angelcerv21: moulin rouge [21:15:14] angelcerv21: ewan mcgregor looked his best [21:15:30] julieiskeygrace: aww he's just amazing in that [21:15:32] angelcerv21: and he was singing ooooooooohhhhhhh i melted [21:15:51] julieiskeygrace: you know he was pissed off he wasn't allowed to get his dick out in that? [21:15:51] angelcerv21: i'm supposed to be a guy but i really have no gender preference for hotness [21:15:54] angelcerv21: really? [21:15:56] PrettyKitty51015: he was so adorable in it. [21:16:04] guaaaache: have you seen that really long ad about Jack Daniels that Begbie is in? [21:16:07] angelcerv21: and of course star wars [21:16:13] julieiskeygrace: yeah cause he's got this famously big wang, he likes to get it out in every movie he can [21:16:14] angelcerv21: no! [21:16:23] angelcerv21: wang? HAHAHAHAHAHA [21:16:44] AlenaBrolxFlami: I know a few people with the last name of Wang [21:16:50] angelcerv21: HAHAHAHA [21:16:50] julieiskeygrace: and the bit where nicole kidman's ripping off his clothes and goes "ooh big boy!" he wanted to get it out but they wouldn't let him and he threw a hissy fit :-P lol yeah wang, is that another one? [21:16:58] angelcerv21: yes! I just thought of that [21:17:08] AlenaBrolxFlami: actually, my brother and his friend once knew someone from school - name of Jack Wang [21:17:12] angelcerv21: he almost could have done it [21:17:18] angelcerv21: wow [21:17:21] julieiskeygrace: hahaha awww that'd give us endless laughs [21:17:29] angelcerv21: i'm so glad my name is just a beaner name [21:17:38] angelcerv21: it could be something like milo harry balls [21:17:41] julieiskeygrace: beaner? [21:17:47] guaaaache: it's a common chinese last name [21:17:48] guaaaache: I can't find that ad on youtube :-( [21:17:53] angelcerv21: derogatory slang for a hispanic [21:17:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: Julie - Wang is a Chinese last name [21:17:56] guaaaache: I've only seen it at the cinema, not on tv [21:18:21] julieiskeygrace: ahhhh right, yeah i know a few people with the last name wang, but it means dick here [21:18:22] julieiskeygrace: :-P [21:18:28] angelcerv21: hahahahaha [21:18:40] AlenaBrolxFlami: ooh... there's this local store here called WANG ON BLINDS [21:18:41] julieiskeygrace: its kind of a silly one though, like 'willy' [21:18:51] angelcerv21: makes wang sound like a verb [21:18:56] julieiskeygrace: hahahahah [21:18:55] *** Bluemarz04 has joined the chat. [21:19:03] angelcerv21: oh we got another [21:19:19] julieiskeygrace: oooo another one [21:19:23] Bluemarz04: yep, i'm here lol [21:19:31] PrettyKitty51015: Yay! more people... not like I'm really talking a ton... >.> [21:19:33] angelcerv21: just took my ace bandage off....sigh.... [21:19:48] angelcerv21: 6 of us [21:19:48] guaaaache: I really want to go and see this movie called Le Hérrison [21:19:51] julieiskeygrace: i'm definitely going to have to hit the hay soon, though [21:19:57] angelcerv21: aw [21:20:03] angelcerv21: hit the hay... we use that [21:20:04] julieiskeygrace: its 5.20 AM :-P [21:20:07] angelcerv21: damn [21:20:09] julieiskeygrace: aw, do you? [21:20:12] angelcerv21: that is when i went to bed last night [21:20:17] julieiskeygrace: i like that one [21:20:18] angelcerv21: i drove rather tipsy [21:20:25] angelcerv21: my first time ever [21:20:26] guaaaache: I'm going to have to study and pack up my stuff soon [21:20:28] angelcerv21: i took the back roads [21:20:31] julieiskeygrace: oooh you'll like this one too, my dad says it for going to bed "i'm away to my scratcher" [21:20:37] angelcerv21: scratcher? [21:20:41] julieiskeygrace: yeah [21:20:48] julieiskeygrace: means bed [21:20:50] julieiskeygrace: kind of [21:20:51] guaaaache: I say "I'm gonna crash" [21:20:56] angelcerv21: i do too [21:20:59] julieiskeygrace: yeah, we say that too [21:21:13] angelcerv21: my cat has a scratcher, she literally scratches on it though, that's what it's for [21:21:15] julieiskeygrace: or 'i'm off to my kip' [21:21:16] guaaaache: your friend said that to you once, and you thought she meant car crash [21:21:19] angelcerv21: oooh got a joke [21:21:21] angelcerv21: joke time [21:21:27] angelcerv21: k so there's these birds in a tree [21:21:29] julieiskeygrace: yes!! i was thinking about that one there when you said it! [21:21:34] angelcerv21: this guy is washing his car under it [21:21:36] julieiskeygrace: god i wanted to kill her for that [21:21:41] guaaaache: I can't believe we remember that [21:21:56] angelcerv21: yeah that was a long time ago [21:22:03] julieiskeygrace: lol akno! i'm well surprised [21:22:04] angelcerv21: ok back to the joke [21:22:04] julieiskeygrace: :-) [21:22:11] julieiskeygrace: ok joke :-) [21:22:13] guaaaache: and then? [21:22:18] angelcerv21: so he washing his car and gets nervous that the birds in the tree will shit all over it [21:22:29] angelcerv21: so he tries to shoo them away [21:22:32] angelcerv21: they won't go away' [21:22:40] angelcerv21: so he goes in his house and gets a shotgun to scare them away [21:22:46] angelcerv21: he fires the shotgun [21:22:51] angelcerv21: and most of them fly away [21:22:56] angelcerv21: but there's this one little bird left [21:23:00] angelcerv21: he tries to shoo it [21:23:06] angelcerv21: he shoots again but it doesn't scare it away [21:24:26] angelcerv21: know why? [21:24:27] julieiskeygrace: why? [21:24:27] julieiskeygrace: he shot it? [21:24:27] angelcerv21: because that was a little deaf bird [21:24:29] julieiskeygrace: awwwwwww [21:24:30] PrettyKitty51015: awww [21:24:30] angelcerv21: my deaf friend Thomas told me that [21:24:30] angelcerv21: ok, got another one [21:24:31] guaaaache: I don't get it [21:24:31] angelcerv21: the bird didn't fly away from the shotgun blast like the others because it was deaf [21:24:32] guaaaache: was that a joke or just a story? [21:24:32] angelcerv21: ok nother one [21:24:34] angelcerv21: i think it was a joke [21:24:38] angelcerv21: my deaf friend told me [21:24:38] julieiskeygrace: after this, i'm off to bed then [21:24:41] angelcerv21: this one [21:24:42] angelcerv21: is real good [21:24:42] guaaaache: but why is it funny? [21:24:42] angelcerv21: wait one more [21:24:43] julieiskeygrace: i think its more awwww than funny [21:24:43] angelcerv21: yeah mostly [21:24:55] angelcerv21: k there's this mom and daughter at the zoo checking out the animals [21:25:04] angelcerv21: they walk along and see these two monkeys fucking [21:25:06] guaaaache: just go on don't worry [21:25:20] angelcerv21: "mommy mommy what are they doing?" the girl asks [21:25:23] angelcerv21: "oh they're just making cupcakes dear" says the mom [21:25:33] angelcerv21: they walk along [21:25:40] angelcerv21: and then see these two lions having sex [21:25:50] angelcerv21: "mommy mommy what are they doing?" the girl asks in amazement [21:25:59] angelcerv21: "oh they're just making cupcakes dear" says the mom [21:26:09] angelcerv21: they go home later and eat dinner and go to bed [21:26:18] angelcerv21: the next morning the little girl comes down for breakfast [21:26:32] angelcerv21: she asks mommy "you and daddy were making cupcakes last night, weren't you?" [21:26:37] angelcerv21: "yes how did you know?" says the mom [21:26:46] angelcerv21: "I licked some frosting off the couch" [21:26:50] PrettyKitty51015: OHHHHH [21:26:52] julieiskeygrace: =-O =-O =-O OHH!!!! [21:26:53] PrettyKitty51015: hahahaha [21:26:55] Bluemarz04: eww lol [21:26:57] julieiskeygrace: hahahahahahahahhaha :-D :-D [21:26:58] PrettyKitty51015: that's hilariously bad [21:26:59] julieiskeygrace: that's awesome! [21:27:15] guaaaache: that's so gross but funny [21:27:13] Bluemarz04: i second the awesome lol [21:27:07] guaaaache: oh god [21:27:06] angelcerv21: yeah pretty sick i think, i haven't heard one sicker [21:27:22] angelcerv21: hell yeah [21:27:26] angelcerv21: i love that joke [21:27:33] angelcerv21: i've carried it with me for years [21:27:49] guaaaache: I don't understand why people make up weird things, though [21:27:56] angelcerv21: what do you mean? [21:28:00] guaaaache: just tell the child they're having sex [21:28:02] julieiskeygrace: i've got one, then i'm off [21:28:04] PrettyKitty51015: oh i know. [21:28:13] angelcerv21: perhaps that's the moral of the story [21:28:20] angelcerv21: ok [21:28:21] angelcerv21: julie has one [21:28:26] PrettyKitty51015: true. [21:28:28] julieiskeygrace: its short and sweet :-P [21:28:32] guaaaache: that's another cute thing about that movie I told you. the girl thinks babies come from beer glasses [21:28:33] julieiskeygrace: what's red and bad for your teeth? [21:28:42] angelcerv21: what? [21:28:45] julieiskeygrace: a brick [21:28:51] PrettyKitty51015: hahaha [21:28:51] guaaaache: ha [21:28:51] angelcerv21: hahahahahahaha [21:28:53] angelcerv21: nice [21:28:58] angelcerv21: nice and literal [21:28:59] Bluemarz04: i like that lol [21:29:03] guaaaache: and she writes "where do babies come from in america?" [21:29:06] PrettyKitty51015: that was pretty awesome. [21:29:09] angelcerv21: where? [21:29:22] julieiskeygrace: also, two goldfish sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says "How the fuck do you drive this thing??" [21:29:25] guaaaache: "in australia they come from beer" [21:29:37] angelcerv21: hahahahahahah tank i get it hahahahaha [21:29:53] julieiskeygrace: hahaha :-D i'm ashamed to say it took me AAAAGES to get that one [21:29:54] angelcerv21: jokes are great... wish i knew more than the sick ones [21:30:03] julieiskeygrace: i know some pretty horrific sick jokes [21:30:04] angelcerv21: here's one [21:30:09] angelcerv21: you like fishsticks? [21:30:13] guaaaache: I often don't get jokes [21:30:14] julieiskeygrace: hahahahahaha :-D [21:30:18] angelcerv21: like to put them in your mouth? [21:30:24] angelcerv21: you're a gay fish! [21:30:30] julieiskeygrace: i love that :-D [21:30:36] julieiskeygrace: is it kanye west that doesn't get it? [21:30:49] angelcerv21: yeah and he kills carlos mencia over it [21:30:54] julieiskeygrace: lmao :-D ayeee [21:31:11] guaaaache: huh? [21:31:15] julieiskeygrace: its in south park [21:31:18] angelcerv21: fishsticks / dicks [21:31:21] angelcerv21: play on words [21:31:28] angelcerv21: you like fishdicks / sticks? [21:31:31] angelcerv21: you're a gay fish [21:31:39] angelcerv21: a totally lame south park joke [21:31:40] guaaaache: who is kayne west though? [21:31:47] julieiskeygrace: it becomes the funniest joke in the world, but kanye west doesn't get it, he's a rapper [21:31:48] angelcerv21: a shitty rapper [21:31:55] julieiskeygrace: haha "shitty wok" [21:31:59] angelcerv21: hahahhahaha [21:32:02] angelcerv21: chitty chicken [21:32:08] julieiskeygrace: you want shitty beef? [21:32:14] guaaaache: "damn you mongolians, stop tearing down my shitty wall" [21:32:15] angelcerv21: hahahahhaa i always crack up [21:32:19] julieiskeygrace: hahahahahahahahahahah!!! [21:32:25] julieiskeygrace: i loved the mongolians one [21:32:31] angelcerv21: i love their take on asian accents in that show [21:32:34] julieiskeygrace: lol yeah :-D [21:32:43] angelcerv21: he actually builds the wall because he's chinese [21:32:45] julieiskeygrace: its like kim jong il in team america [21:32:49] angelcerv21: OOOOHHHHH [21:32:52] angelcerv21: brilliant! [21:33:02] angelcerv21: ronry....i'm so ronry.... [21:33:10] julieiskeygrace: so ronry and sadry arone... [21:33:10] guaaaache: hahah yeah! [21:33:20] angelcerv21: do we have a probrem??? [21:33:24] julieiskeygrace: hahahaha [21:33:27] guaaaache: "I'm the smartest, most handsome most physically fit, but nobody seems to realise it" [21:33:31] julieiskeygrace: FUCK YOU HANS BRIX [21:33:35] angelcerv21: and they do all those voices, mat parker and trey stone [21:33:36] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's SOOOOOO stereotypical [21:33:39] angelcerv21: brix [21:33:48] guaaaache: I like "it will be inebitable!" [21:33:49] angelcerv21: thats what makes it funny [21:33:52] julieiskeygrace: heeheee [21:33:56] julieiskeygrace: inebitabooowww [21:34:00] guaaaache: "what", "inebitable, open your fucking ears!" [21:34:18] julieiskeygrace: "just one more time?" [21:34:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: now that the infiltrator is out, I'm going to get naked [21:34:30] angelcerv21: the guy in his chair [21:34:37] angelcerv21: just wheeling around nonsensically [21:34:40] guaaaache: I like how his acting gets them in [21:34:42] julieiskeygrace: hahaha yeah JUST about to say that [21:34:45] angelcerv21: ooooh naked [21:34:47] angelcerv21: i'm topless [21:34:48] julieiskeygrace: and the bit where he's upside down in the chair [21:34:52] guaaaache: when he slowly waves his hand "I left it at home" [21:34:54] guaaaache: ok okay [21:35:01] angelcerv21: i took off my ace bandage and now my tiny little boobies are not all bound up [21:35:15] AlenaBrolxFlami: unlike Julie, I'm going to shower [21:35:19] guaaaache: I like their dancing [21:35:35] julieiskeygrace: why unlike me? [21:35:38] angelcerv21: that whole movie was just great [21:35:46] angelcerv21: cuz alena used to get called stinky [21:35:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: because I think you're going to bed [21:35:50] angelcerv21: but now you are julie [21:35:53] AlenaBrolxFlami: NO, ANGEL [21:35:59] angelcerv21: couldn't resist [21:36:03] guaaaache: "promise me you won't die" "i can't do that" "if you promise me I'll make love to you right now" ":O I PROMISE I WON'T DIE" [21:36:04] julieiskeygrace: ahhhh right... [21:36:08] julieiskeygrace: hahahahahahahahhh [21:36:18] julieiskeygrace: and then the following scenes... :-P [21:36:32] angelcerv21: did you see the american version where they shit in each other's mouths? [21:36:36] julieiskeygrace: =-O no! [21:36:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: but I will be back after a shower... bidding a pre-emptive "goodnight" to our resident Scottish lass :D [21:36:47] guaaaache: I like the song when he's riding around on his motorbike as well [21:36:49] julieiskeygrace: that's mankin lol cheeeeeers :-) night night [21:36:49] guaaaache: yeah [21:36:59] angelcerv21: night night [21:37:05] angelcerv21: you saw it guaaache? [21:37:17] guaaaache: "pearl harbour sucked a little bit more than I miss you" [21:37:17] guaaaache: yeah, I did [21:37:24] angelcerv21: oh man that was sick! [21:37:27] julieiskeygrace: yeah the "i miss you like michael bay missed the point, when he made pearl harbour [21:37:33] guaaaache: the whole movie was pretty sick [21:37:40] PrettyKitty51015: i laughed so hard at that movie. [21:37:42] angelcerv21: at first, it was banned, but then it became easy to find....online, you guessed it, long live the internet [21:37:44] angelcerv21: me too [21:37:49] angelcerv21: i think it was brilliant [21:37:52] julieiskeygrace: i need you like ben affleck needs acting school he was terrible in that film [21:37:55] angelcerv21: like south park but better [21:38:00] PrettyKitty51015: hahaha [21:38:00] PrettyKitty51015: Matt. Damon. [21:38:02] angelcerv21: afflack [21:38:05] julieiskeygrace: i need you like cuba gooding needed a bigger part... he's way better than ben affleck and now... [21:38:11] angelcerv21: hahahahahaha [21:38:15] julieiskeygrace: all i can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie too [21:38:17] PrettyKitty51015: I still use that all the time. [21:38:19] angelcerv21: anybody got any more jokes? [21:38:22] guaaaache: I like when he's waving at them going "it's me! it's me" and they're like "what is he saying? looks like he's saying 'kiss me, kiss me" "SMART ASS MOTHERFUCKER" [21:38:25] julieiskeygrace: cause pearl harbour sucked.. and i miss you [21:38:32] AlenaBrolxFlami: wait - which movie is this? [21:38:34] julieiskeygrace: emmmmm i know some horrible jokes [21:38:39] PrettyKitty51015: hahahahah that's one of my favorites guaaaache [21:38:42] angelcerv21: team america [21:39:01] AlenaBrolxFlami: ah - never seen it [21:39:02] angelcerv21: america....fuck yeah...walmart...books [21:39:02] guaaaache: and when he talks to them and his arabic is just "durka durka jihad" [21:39:07] angelcerv21: you should see it!!!! [21:39:11] julieiskeygrace: "SLAVERY- FUCK YEAH!" [21:39:14] guaaaache: slavery - fuck yeah [21:39:15] PrettyKitty51015: hahahaha [21:39:16] angelcerv21: hahahahahah i fuckin loved that! [21:39:18] julieiskeygrace: hahahah :-D [21:39:27] angelcerv21: that song kills me every time [21:39:29] julieiskeygrace: "pak shirpa shirpa muhammed jihad" [21:39:32] PrettyKitty51015: how can it not!? [21:39:55] PrettyKitty51015: My friend actually made a dvd of the movie on her computer and wrote some of the fake arabic on it. No name. Just the fake arabic. [21:39:59] julieiskeygrace: see the bit when the terrorist guy's like "you have balls, i like balls" [21:40:01] julieiskeygrace: lolllll [21:40:06] PrettyKitty51015: >.< [21:40:13] guaaaache: and the beginning when the little french boy is singing frère jaques [21:40:16] julieiskeygrace: hahahah yeah [21:40:45] julieiskeygrace: right, its starting to get light out! i am most definitely hitting the hay! [21:40:47] PrettyKitty51015: oh oh oh, don't forget about the rip into Rent. [21:40:48] angelcerv21: i brought america fuck yeah up on youtube... who wants it?? [21:40:53] PrettyKitty51015: Sleep well! [21:40:54] angelcerv21: oh yeah! [21:40:54] guaaaache: and when they're driving along later - "I love your balls!" [21:41:09] julieiskeygrace: night night everyone :-) [21:41:12] angelcerv21: night night [21:41:16] PrettyKitty51015: "AIDS, EVERYBODY'S GOT AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS" [21:41:33] *** julieiskeygrace has left the chat. [21:41:33] angelcerv21: there was a south park episode about that - jared and his aides [21:41:45] *** Bluemarz04 has left the chat. [21:41:47] PrettyKitty51015: YESSSSSSS [21:41:49] PrettyKitty51015: america!! [21:42:07] PrettyKitty51015: I haven't heard this song in a while, sadly. [21:42:19] PrettyKitty51015: Just as funny as the first time. [21:42:21] PrettyKitty51015: Except I can breathe. [21:43:01] angelcerv21: aids for children foundation [21:43:06] guaaaache: I like spotsworth [21:43:06] guaaaache: have you seen some of the other movies those guys have done? [21:43:40] guaaaache: have you seen Orgasmo? [21:43:49] PrettyKitty51015: no... [21:44:02] guaaaache: it's just another movie trey and matt made [21:44:07] guaaaache: they both act in it [21:44:13] guaaaache: it's really awful but so awful to the point of being good [21:44:17] angelcerv21: i want to see baysketball [21:44:31] angelcerv21: this song....who did it? [21:44:36] angelcerv21: matt and trey? [21:44:43] guaaaache: which song? [21:44:43] angelcerv21: the internet...slavery fuck yeah! [21:44:49] guaaaache: I think they write and play all the songs [21:44:49] angelcerv21: america fuck yeah [21:44:57] guaaaache: they have a band as well [21:45:06] angelcerv21: i know primus does the theme song to south park [21:45:45] angelcerv21: porno....bed bath and beyond [21:45:54] angelcerv21: bandaids, christmas [21:45:59] angelcerv21: oh my god hilarious [21:46:11] guaaaache: Orgazmo theme song [21:46:27] angelcerv21: sportsmanship...books [21:47:17] angelcerv21: oh i haven't seen this movie! is it available online? [21:47:29] guaaaache: Orgazmo is about a JW (Trey parker) who starts working in porn for some reason [21:47:35] guaaaache: I'd say so [21:47:53] angelcerv21: my internet is being all slow how irritating [21:47:57] angelcerv21: i have to let it load [21:48:03] angelcerv21: smoke time [21:48:06] guaaaache: and that's trey parker singing in that song [21:48:11] angelcerv21: guess what guys I haven't had weed in three weeks [21:48:22] angelcerv21: so i mean smoke a cigarette [21:48:59] angelcerv21: i was hoping to be piss tested for a job because i still desire it very much [21:49:19] angelcerv21: i was propositioned to do herm porn [21:49:27] angelcerv21: it was a shocking request [21:49:29] guaaaache: and? [21:49:33] angelcerv21: i said no, of course [21:49:47] angelcerv21: i mean i was kinda scared of the guy who asked [21:49:48] angelcerv21: he came to my house [21:49:59] guaaaache: someone randomly asked me to be a in threesome once, because someone decided they didn't want to do it anymore [21:50:04] angelcerv21: he said it was great for me to do it because I was "all natural" [21:50:10] guaaaache: it was kind of creepy [21:50:13] angelcerv21: yeah creepy [21:50:19] guaaaache: like it was way too casual [21:50:32] angelcerv21: but i know if i got into that they would make me take drugs, and i'd be a lot crazier than I already am [21:50:37] guaaaache: "hey would you be interested in being in a threesome tonight because our friend decided not to anymore" [21:50:45] angelcerv21: well, some people are into that [21:50:51] angelcerv21: i've been in a threesome [21:51:07] guaaaache: yeah but wouldn't you just organise it for a later time instead of asking someone you barely know to be the replacement [21:51:12] guaaaache: I seriously didn't know that person [21:51:18] PrettyKitty51015: haha [21:51:21] guaaaache: lol... Orgazmo [21:51:26] PrettyKitty51015: that is a bit odd. [21:51:31] angelcerv21: hmm yeah you want to do it with your close-knit type of people