Ground Rules for Work Poo / Double Beef Burrito
The news was very empty and probably devoid of my sister. Maybe I watched the wrong newscast, or she was just featured on the 6:00 edition. All I saw were firefighters and such at the gas station! Oh well.
Poo nugget for Monday, September 7: Work Poo - That double beef burrito you had for lunch isn't sitting too well, and the rumbling has begun...
Here are a few ground rules for that dreaded work poo:
* Find a private bathroom in a different part of the building.
* If forced to use a communal restroom, check other stalls to make sure you are alone.
* If you are not alone and can no longer hold on, employ one of several techniques to mask the impending noise. The cough / sneeze or continuous flush tactics are most effective.
* Always employ a courtesy flush to minimize odor.
The consequences of failing to follow these rules? The walk of shame back to your desk.
Poo nugget for Monday, September 7: Work Poo - That double beef burrito you had for lunch isn't sitting too well, and the rumbling has begun...
Here are a few ground rules for that dreaded work poo:
* Find a private bathroom in a different part of the building.
* If forced to use a communal restroom, check other stalls to make sure you are alone.
* If you are not alone and can no longer hold on, employ one of several techniques to mask the impending noise. The cough / sneeze or continuous flush tactics are most effective.
* Always employ a courtesy flush to minimize odor.
The consequences of failing to follow these rules? The walk of shame back to your desk.
posted by Flami at 11:41:00 PM
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