Thursday, February 19, 2009

Soft Serve Poo / Oblong Coho

The Lonely Island's I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version reminds me of a party house I went to last year in Chilliwack, where the people (Leif / Jesse / Korey / Carissa) would listen to this type of music LOUDLY, and ALL THE TIME. The song is good for what it is, I suppose. :P

Bingo of the night so far:

FORETASTE (75 points) - against Eliana M.

High-scoring words of the night so far:

HERMATE (120 points) - against Kat S. [4W, 2W]
SPOOFER (1490 points) - against Karen E. [two 5W, two 2W, hook off TAV for a plural]
TALOOKA (128 points) - against Alice P. [4W, 2W]
AVIATED (475 points) - against Sean R. [two 5W]
RUNWAYS (1500 points) - against Heidi H. [4W, two 5W]
ZINKY (225 points) - against Philip T. [two 3W]

I played ION on Jerenda F.'s ION... gotta love those quirky coincidences!

Interesting rack of the night so far: BEEFALAS (against Marina R. - read that as "Beef, alas!")

Poo nugget for Friday, Feb. 20: Soft Serve - The Soft Serve Poo comes as either a precursor to, or a last stage of, some sort of intestinal disturbance. More dense than diarrhea but softer than a normal poo, this solid yet amorphous turd comes out in one smooth steady flowing motion. This stool's liquid consistency can be intermittent, varying from one bowel movement to the next. When short-lived, the development of mildly loose stools associated with abdominal cramping can be due to indigestion of poorly absorbed foodstuffs. More often than not, an increase in dietary fiber will help to bulk up the stool and lend it a more traditional consistency. Synonyms: Jabba The Poo, Play Doo, Cow Patty, Septic Seepage.


Hey, I got a coho without having to update!

[00:47:05] OblongCoho: What does iron maiden mean?
[00:48:05] AlenaBrolxFlami: "What does Iron Maiden mean?" It's a torture / execution device.
[00:49:01] OblongCoho: hail, fellow?
[00:49:27] AlenaBrolxFlami: "hail fellow?" indeed... and well met are we!
[00:49:33] OblongCoho: The Lonely Island's I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version is also good
[00:50:01] OblongCoho: haha I see ye have the filter on as well
[00:50:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: can't be too careful
[00:51:52] OblongCoho: What? I am sorry, I am a bit drunk right now...
[00:52:25] AlenaBrolxFlami: This actually reminds me of last year at a party house.
[00:52:56] OblongCoho: Haha o rly?
[00:53:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: well... the people would listen to this type of music LOUDLY ALL THE TIME.
[00:53:48] OblongCoho: what type of music?
[01:00:01] AlenaBrolxFlami: rap
[01:00:17] OblongCoho: what art thou talking about?
[01:00:30] OblongCoho: didst thou see the "I am on a boat" thing?
[01:00:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: that is what I am referring to, yes
[01:00:56] OblongCoho: that's most unusual
[01:01:24] OblongCoho: I guess the faerie thing betaketh one serf more than once?
[01:02:45] OblongCoho: anyways
[01:02:52] OblongCoho: I usually do not listen to that type of music
[01:02:55] OblongCoho: but it's funny
[01:04:25] AlenaBrolxFlami: neither do I, but I agree
[01:05:07] OblongCoho: what type of music dost thou prefer, usually?
[01:07:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: classic rock, or metal
[01:09:19] OblongCoho: ahh...
[01:09:26] OblongCoho: I prefer punk, or pop punk
[01:09:58] OblongCoho: but I enjoy classic rock and some power metal
[01:11:13] AlenaBrolxFlami: this is sweet
[01:12:06] OblongCoho: hmm?
[01:12:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: I said what you enjoy is good
[01:12:48] OblongCoho: oh
[01:13:19] AlenaBrolxFlami: so what are you doing up so late?
[01:13:39] OblongCoho: getting drunk and talking to disordered serfs on my guild contacts about depressing ass sodding nonsense
[01:15:09] AlenaBrolxFlami: "disordered serfs?" oh dear. sounds like quite the interesting night
[01:15:47] OblongCoho: haha yea... it's all right
[01:17:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: sounds good... I'm just talking to someone about batteries
[01:18:05] OblongCoho: B-batteries?
[01:18:14] OblongCoho: and D batteries, that's hard for foreigners
[01:19:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: nah... just your regular 9-volt batteries
[01:21:09] OblongCoho: oh... I was quoting Dimitri Martin, by the way.
[01:26:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: never heard of him
[01:26:17] OblongCoho: oh sirrah
[01:26:21] OblongCoho: awesome stand up comedian
[01:27:27] AlenaBrolxFlami: interesting! however, it is now 1:30... I'd love to continue this conversation
[01:28:02] OblongCoho: 1:30?
[01:28:04] OblongCoho: in Cali?
[01:28:07] OblongCoho: it's 4:30 hither
[01:28:20] AlenaBrolxFlami: no... in Vancouver, BC, Canada
[01:28:57] OblongCoho: OMG I love Vancouver
[01:29:09] OblongCoho: I have only been thither once
[01:29:21] OblongCoho: but I saw the rubber rainbow condom factory
[01:29:27] AlenaBrolxFlami: the WHAT?!
[01:29:29] OblongCoho: highlight of my trip, swear to God
[01:29:44] OblongCoho: haha
[01:29:50] OblongCoho: it's hilarious
[01:29:53] OblongCoho: we just drove thereby
[01:29:56] OblongCoho: look it up
[01:30:00] OblongCoho: but my bro was like "look!"
[01:30:13] AlenaBrolxFlami: [01:29:21] OblongCoho: but I saw the rubber rainbow condom factory
[01:30:49] OblongCoho: yea
[01:30:53] OblongCoho: I know
[01:30:56] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's what I got from you...
[01:31:03] OblongCoho: btw, my real guild membership is RockAgainstEmo
[01:31:06] OblongCoho: I know, it exists
[01:31:07] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha... well, guess I'll have to look it up
[01:31:10] OblongCoho: fo sho
[01:31:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: HA. I am getting a filter.
[01:31:27] AlenaBrolxFlami: [01:31:03] OblongCoho: btw, my real guild membership is RockAgainstEmo
[01:31:35] OblongCoho: thou art getting the faerie's
[01:31:39] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh yes
[01:31:41] OblongCoho: oh, and a filter
[01:31:43] OblongCoho: nice
[01:31:51] OblongCoho: anyways
[01:31:54] OblongCoho: I am Donnie
[01:31:57] OblongCoho: what's your guild?
[01:32:19] AlenaBrolxFlami: anyways... I am Leslie, and my screen name is AlenaBrolxFlami
[01:32:56] OblongCoho: sweet. I live in Raleigh, NC. And ye live in Vancouver.
[01:33:09] OblongCoho: and thou art definitely the coolest serf I have met through upstream thus far.
[01:34:41] OblongCoho: And next time I am in Vancouver (In at least 2 years, probably) I will contact ye
[01:34:48] OblongCoho: and we're checking out the rubber rainbow condom factory, okay?
[01:35:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, okay
[01:35:51] OblongCoho: promise? pinky swear?
[01:36:34] AlenaBrolxFlami: Sounds like a good thing to me! I need to get to bed.. you're the funniest person I've met through this project, that's for sure!
[01:36:41] OblongCoho: alrighty
[01:36:46] OblongCoho: I will talk unto thee later, g'night
[01:36:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: goodnight

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