Telus Alberta numbers / Wacky Fortunes / Sexy quizzes

Hmm.. I got a weird phone call from Alberta: 403-310-2255, a Telus number. While discussing Something Awful threads and new computer cases with Corey, he thought that I wanted him to prank call the number. Not necessarily, dude!

Everyone agrees - you are the best

'What is your Fortune?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Your missing underwear is under the sink in the kitchen

'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com

Ew, oh my!

What is your Sexual Obituary?

With glory in the doggie-style position, Leslie died while in the sack with their lover, the orphans down the block. Leslie will be terribly missed by the orphans down the block.

'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Well, at least my lover(s) will miss me... :(

What song should you strip to?
	You should strip to... Def Leppard, Pour Some Sugar on Me
'What song should you strip to?' at QuizUniverse.com

You will peak between 29 and 34
	Your peak has, or will soon occur! Get those loins a-movin'!
'When will you hit your Sexual Peak?' at QuizUniverse.com

	Leslie Pills:
	Will allow for an all-nighter
'What Sexual Effect do you have on people?' at QuizUniverse.com