Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!

Questions you've probably never been asked! (from Candy via Myspace bulletin)

Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?:	No.
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?:	EWW, no!
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?:	Neither... these are gross questions! :P
Does your doctor freak you out?:	No.
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?:	Dentyne.
What does the inside of your shower look like?:	Cream and brown tiles.
What kind of dictionary do you use?:	Online or Oxford.
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?:	I don't know.
Are you good at ping-pong?:	I SUCK!
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a different color than hair?:	Not really.
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?:	Not unless it was in Chinese...
What primary color is your Christmas tree?:	Red.
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?:	No.
Do you like Jerry Springer?:	No.
Which would you rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?:	Beavis.
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?:	Nothing.
What is the second letter of the name of your street?:	I.
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?:	No.
What color do you think your heart really is?:	Blue.
What does your umbrella look like?:	Non-existent, although I should have one in Vancouver!
Does your cell phone die frequently?:	I wouldn't know.
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?:	Er... my brother's violin bow?
What is your favorite keychain?:	The dragon one.
Have you ever seen a snake in the road?:	No.
Is there a china cabinet in your house?:	No.
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?:	EWWWWWWWWWW, no!
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will you meet them in heaven?:	Maybe.
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?:	No.
What state has the most interesting shape?:	No idea.
Have you ever heard a wolf howl?:	No.
What's the best camera brand?:	No idea.
Have you jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?:	No.
When in a race, do you usually win?:	No.
What color is the inside of your shower?:	Variegated brown and cream tiles, I told you!
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?:	No, I'm not like Sam's brother Jeremy!
Is your ring size little or big?:	Little.
Where do you go fishing?:	Nowhere.
Have you ever thought about joining a nunnery / monastery?:	Nope.
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?:	I don't care if it's on US money!
What about George W. Bush?:	See above.
Have you ever wanted to tap dance?:	Not really.
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses, would you?:	Maybe, just to see what it would look like.
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?:	Sometimes.
Do you curse when you run a light?:	No.
How many cowboy hats do you own?:	Nada, but my sister has one... I know that doesn't count. :P
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?:	No.
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up?:	I don't know.
Have you been in a flood?:	Does the one in the laundry room on Rosehill Drive count? (my mother was SO not impressed with me... :P)
Have you ever worn wooden shoes?:	I don't think so...
How is your credit rating?:	Non-existent.
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