Why do you think I like you? / Corey and Gmail chat noises / Cremation

Respond to this post by telling me in one sentence why you think I like you (sarcasm welcomed), and I will counter with the real reason. Post this in your own journal and spread the love.


Jen emailed me about Windows Live Messenger... I wonder if that's any good. Speaking of email, I got an unexpected invitation today to see the new James Bond movie from my brother, of all people. He said that the lards were seeing a late showing of it, so I should call him if I was interested. So I called him back a while later (can't do it right away, haha) and asked him to define "late"... maybe 9:30 or 10, and perhaps my mom wants to watch some other movie I've never heard of too! He was driving when I called, but was stuck because of some person in the left-turn lane refusing to budge. People around here and their driving "skills"... o_O Damn, I forgot it was cold and icy! Maybe I should reconsider with the little time left me before 8:30 or so... haven't had any time to work on tagging, but maybe later!

Corey should beware my fiery wrath! My computer was suddenly making weird noises at 5:30, so I assumed there was something wrong with the computer. I told him on MSN to stop doing stuff to my computer, but he didn't bite. I've censored the bad words in this transcript, but he really typed them out in full. :P I'm gonna kill that kid for messing with me...


This is the Gmail chat transcript:

Corey: buttsex
Sent at 5:29 PM on Thursday
Corey: bloing!
blork
bluck
bleek
blook
AAAAH!!!
donkey rape
tastes like grape
don't kill me, that would be mean!
eeek!
piss f*ck sh*t c*ck p*ssy
Sent at 5:33 PM on Thursday
Corey: Leslie loves *nal sex
Sent at 5:36 PM on Thursday
Corey: Leslie wants to f*ck Wayne from Wayne's World
in the ass
with a strap-on
she's weird like that
Sent at 5:38 PM on Thursday
Corey: f*ck f*ck f*ck
sh*t sh*t sh*t
c*ck c*ck c*ck
ass ass ass
poop
pee
Leslie
is
dumb
because
I
keep
sending
her
messages
and
she
apparently
isn't
smart
enough
to check them!
Sent at 5:56 PM on Thursday
Corey: poop poop poop
pee
Sent at 6:25 PM on Thursday
me: oh, get crushed in a garbage compactor :P
Corey: eat a bag of hell
Sent at 7:31 PM on Thursday
me: I know what'll fix you... water torture the Dutch way!
Sent at 7:38 PM on Thursday
Corey: it's Chinese water torture, not Dutch!
Sent at 7:49 PM on Thursday
me: READ THIS!
Corey: send me links on MSN, this window is tiny :P
Sent at 7:55 PM on Thursday
me: lazy butt :P
Sent at 7:57 PM on Thursday


This is the MSN conversation:

[16:50:58] Flami: SEXTUPLETS HERE?! No way!: what would cause Windows to freeze mid-restart? like... it froze at the Windows XP screen...
[16:54:07] Corey: overheating :P
[16:54:11] Corey: or Windows just screwing up
[17:30:36] Flami: stop making my computer make "BLOING" noises!
[17:30:51] Corey: oh, go bloing yourself
[17:30:56] Flami: no
[17:31:14] Flami: I swear, it just made a BLORK noise or something
[17:31:18] Flami: there it goes again
[17:31:24] Flami: stop trying to mess with me
[17:31:44] Flami: COREY! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
[17:32:07] Corey: huh?
[17:32:48] Flami: you KNOW what
[17:33:06] Flami: it's been making these video game effects noises for the past 2 minutes
[17:33:25] Corey: video game effect noises?
[17:33:45] Flami: YES! STOP IT!
[17:34:09] Flami: well... "bloing!"
[17:35:49] Corey: are you sure it wasn't SHWING! ?
[17:37:11] Flami: you've been watching too much WAYNE'S WORLD :P
[17:38:15] Flami: uh... do computers make noises right before they explode?
[17:38:27] Corey: hey... I bet that's it
[17:39:34] Corey: hey, you should check your email
[17:52:22] Flami: I don't feel like checking my email... if you sent me weird stuff like a virus, I'm going to kill you by crushing you in the garbage compactor! :P
[17:54:58] Corey: no, you won't
[17:55:25] Flami: THERE IT GOES AGAIN!
[17:55:34] Corey: OH MY
[17:55:38] Flami: like I just told my brother, I'm going to KILL YOU!
[17:55:41] Flami: ("that kid")
[17:56:12] Corey: that kid?
[17:56:29] Flami: YOU! who ELSE would it be?
[17:56:57] Flami: there... I solved the problem :P
[17:57:01] Corey: I'm not a kid!
[17:57:09] Corey: how did you solve the problem?
[17:57:47] Corey: did you check your damn email like I told you so you could see that I was sending you messages on Gmail?
[18:00:04] Flami: hey, I called Jeremy a kid! and he's the same age as you are, so shut up!
[18:00:18] Flami: I simply pulled the sound plug out :P that solves it for sure!
[18:00:51] Flami: as for Gmail chat, my brother knows nothing about that... and if that was you, you don't want to know what I want to do to you now!!!!!!!!
[18:02:16] Corey: see, it makes a sound to tell you that you have a message.......
[18:02:46] Corey: I sent many more messages after the first since your crazy brain figured it was someone messing with you rather than just someone sending you a message :P
[18:22:06] Flami: .......... *beheads you*
[18:26:20] Flami: what else would it be?! why did you do that?!
[18:38:43] Corey: I'm not supposed to send you messages?? :P
[18:58:44] Flami: it's not a question of whether you're supposed to send me messages... sure you can (like the weird thing on Sunday :P), but YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FREAK ME OUT WHILE DOING IT!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SPYWARE!
[19:03:48] Corey: spyware doesn't beep at you
[19:04:03] Corey: that would alert you to its presence and it wouldn't be doing a good job of spying anymore
[19:04:25] Corey: James Bond can't chase around after people saying "pooooop!!!!" in their ear over and over, they'd know he was there!
[19:07:19] Flami: speaking of James Bond, I could see it tonight... but it's cold and icy!
[19:08:19] Flami: (why does my Gmail tab say "Corey Tap...." ?? oh yeah, you :P)
[19:31:09] Flami: now YOU check your email :P
[19:32:01] Corey: I don't want to
[19:58:02] Flami: READ THIS!


Today's Cremated Yet Truly Morbid Fact!

To the ancient Romans, especially the rich upper classes, cremation was a common mode of disposal of the dead from pre-Christian times and into the second century AD. The explanation for the decline of cremation during the second century is largely unexplained, though some believe that inhumation became the preferred method of disposal because it was regarded as "gentler" and more respectful. Certainly as early as AD 31 the Empress Poppaea, kicked to death whilst pregnant by her husband Nero, was inhumed and not cremated. A hybrid of burial and cremation, os resectum, continued to be practised, whereby the finger of the dead person was cut off and buried while the rest of the body was burned. The ashes were then preserved in cinerary urns and placed in the niches of columbariums.

Culled from: Death: A History Of Man's Obsessions and Fears

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