Beans and a life that is supposedly 62% good

Why did I eat bean and bacon soup half an hour before I have to go out? Aiyoh.

Also, I just learned what certain sexual terms mean, and I'm all grossed out now. No, you don't want to know... let's just say that I won't listen to a certain ZZ Top song the same way ever again! (or think of snow the same way again :P) I won't be telling Sam that in a bit! Ew.


How good is your life: the quiz

[x] You know someone that cares about you.
[] You have a boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé(e) / husband / wife.
[] You own a cell phone.
[] You get good grades.
[] You have an iPod / MP3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[] You live in a house.
[x] You have a TV in your room.
Total: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer / laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.
Total: 10

[] You have over 100 friends on Myspace.
[] You have pictures on Myspace.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[] You look forward to going to school / work.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[] You do something after school / work.
[x] You shower daily.
Total: 4

[] You (not your parents) own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You're healthy.
[] You've never had a cavity.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.
Total: 4

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about a lot of people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are happy you're living.
Total: 9

Now count up the numbers, and multiply by two.


My life is 62% good, or something like that.