Beer, Corey's opinion on the music festival, Loony Laws from Bathroom Readers, quizzes
Note: LJ friends' drunk personalities / LJ Disney World / Super LJ Brothers blogquizzes. (by Sharie, Frank, and Sam)
Here's a funny beer image I found on the latest posts page tonight... ah, those wacky Russians. ;)
According to Corey, I have to go to that festival thing I outlined in my last post...
[23:17:53] mrptptpt: that lineup doesn't look that cool :P
[23:18:05] mrptptpt: GWAR, obviously.... In Flames used to be good...
[23:18:28] mrptptpt: the rest is like wall of noise growling sound alike death metal for the most part.. borrrrrring
[23:29:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: I guess it's no wonder I haven't heard of much of the rest of the lineup then :P
[23:30:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: my friend gets on MSN and says that I should go to where she lives (Toronto) and see it since she has passes.... she also left me a message saying that I should go to the Vancouver date on the tour and bring Eric.. I dunno :P
[23:33:20] mrptptpt: so go :P GWAR is halfway through it in the "special half-time slot"
[23:33:24] mrptptpt: I didn't go last year because there weren't enough bands I liked, and that lineup was awesome compared to this one :P
[23:33:39] mrptptpt: I guess they do have CANNIBAL CORPSE :P
[23:33:51] mrptptpt: not sure how great that'd be, though :P
[23:34:22] mrptptpt: Trivium is horrible from what I've heard.... it's whiny emo death metal or some nonsense like that
[23:35:42] mrptptpt: In Flames is somewhat comparable to Children of Bodom, but their newer stuff is pretty lousy
[23:35:44] mrptptpt: they toured with Slipknot and similar sellout sh*tty bands, and kinda adopted that style after that
[23:35:46] mrptptpt: also, GWAR's set is only 30 minutes long :P
[23:36:12] mrptptpt: but.... they have lots of room to play on stage at this type of big event, and they supposedly pack in as much as they can in that short amount of time, so it's probably awesome
[23:37:03] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, that sounds like a winning idea.
[23:40:34] mrptptpt: well, go to that :P you'll have to show up Jane.. she's probably seeing both Ministry and RevCo :P GWAR does win over that as "insane choice for first concert" :P but seeing them at a big festival thing like that would be a lot different... still cool though, I'm sure
Here are some more loony laws from my Bathroom Readers #17 and 18. Read on and enjoy! :D
In Salem, West Virginia, it is illegal to leave home without knowing where you're going.
In Tempe, Arizona, you may drink alcohol in a city park, but only if the park is three acres or larger.
You can possess one bear gallbladder in California, but not two.
In Kentucky, it is illegal for politicians to give away booze on Election Day.
Maine law states that you may not catch a lobster with your bare hands.
Funeral directors in Nevada can be arrested for cursing in the presence of a dead body.
In Washington, DC, it's against the law to marry your mother-in-law.
Wearing high-heeled shoes is legal in Carmel, California... but you need a permit.
It's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota.
Detroit law prohibits a man from scowling at his wife on a Sunday.
How many people in Victoria, Australia, does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to be a licensed electrician.
In Jonesboro, Georgia, it's against the law to say / yell: "Oh, boy."
In Mesquite, Texas, children are prohibited from having "unusual haircuts."
Exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, California, is punishable by a $500 fine.
In Arizona, donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs, by law.
In Paulding, Ohio, it's legal for a police officer to bite a dog.
It's against the law in Chicago for "exceedingly ugly" people to appear in public.
In Huntsville, Alabama, you may not move your bed without a permit.
In Stockton, California, it's illegal to wiggle while you dance.
In Michigan, it's against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk. (Darn!)
A train conductor in Illinois may not collect fares without wearing his conductor hat.
It's against the law to slap a man on the back in Oregon.
In Fort Madison, Iowa, the fire department is legally required to practice for fifteen minutes before going to a fire.
In Warren, Idaho, puppets must wear distinctly American clothes.
It is illegal to mispronounce the word "Joliet," but only in Joliet, Illinois.
By law, restaurants in Kansas may not serve ice cream on cherry pie.
New Hampshire law says that when two cars meet at an intersection, each must wait for the other to pass.
If you're in a meat market in Los Angeles, do NOT poke the turkey to see how tender it is.
Minnesota forbids women from impersonating Santa Claus.
Unrestrained giggling on the street is illegal in Helena, Montana.
It's illegal to draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield County, Montana.
Newark, New Jersey, forbids the sale of ice after 6 PM without a prescription.
In South Foster, Rhode Island, any dentist who extracts the wrong tooth must have a similar tooth pulled by the village blacksmith.
Any map that does not prominently display the city of Lima, Ohio, is illegal to sell in Lima, Ohio.
In Portland, Maine, it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
In Seattle, it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon that exceeds six feet in length.
A dead juror may not serve on a jury in Oregon.
Oh, and here are two quizzes!
Here's a funny beer image I found on the latest posts page tonight... ah, those wacky Russians. ;)
According to Corey, I have to go to that festival thing I outlined in my last post...
[23:17:53] mrptptpt: that lineup doesn't look that cool :P
[23:18:05] mrptptpt: GWAR, obviously.... In Flames used to be good...
[23:18:28] mrptptpt: the rest is like wall of noise growling sound alike death metal for the most part.. borrrrrring
[23:29:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: I guess it's no wonder I haven't heard of much of the rest of the lineup then :P
[23:30:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: my friend gets on MSN and says that I should go to where she lives (Toronto) and see it since she has passes.... she also left me a message saying that I should go to the Vancouver date on the tour and bring Eric.. I dunno :P
[23:33:20] mrptptpt: so go :P GWAR is halfway through it in the "special half-time slot"
[23:33:24] mrptptpt: I didn't go last year because there weren't enough bands I liked, and that lineup was awesome compared to this one :P
[23:33:39] mrptptpt: I guess they do have CANNIBAL CORPSE :P
[23:33:51] mrptptpt: not sure how great that'd be, though :P
[23:34:22] mrptptpt: Trivium is horrible from what I've heard.... it's whiny emo death metal or some nonsense like that
[23:35:42] mrptptpt: In Flames is somewhat comparable to Children of Bodom, but their newer stuff is pretty lousy
[23:35:44] mrptptpt: they toured with Slipknot and similar sellout sh*tty bands, and kinda adopted that style after that
[23:35:46] mrptptpt: also, GWAR's set is only 30 minutes long :P
[23:36:12] mrptptpt: but.... they have lots of room to play on stage at this type of big event, and they supposedly pack in as much as they can in that short amount of time, so it's probably awesome
[23:37:03] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, that sounds like a winning idea.
[23:40:34] mrptptpt: well, go to that :P you'll have to show up Jane.. she's probably seeing both Ministry and RevCo :P GWAR does win over that as "insane choice for first concert" :P but seeing them at a big festival thing like that would be a lot different... still cool though, I'm sure
Here are some more loony laws from my Bathroom Readers #17 and 18. Read on and enjoy! :D
In Salem, West Virginia, it is illegal to leave home without knowing where you're going.
In Tempe, Arizona, you may drink alcohol in a city park, but only if the park is three acres or larger.
You can possess one bear gallbladder in California, but not two.
In Kentucky, it is illegal for politicians to give away booze on Election Day.
Maine law states that you may not catch a lobster with your bare hands.
Funeral directors in Nevada can be arrested for cursing in the presence of a dead body.
In Washington, DC, it's against the law to marry your mother-in-law.
Wearing high-heeled shoes is legal in Carmel, California... but you need a permit.
It's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota.
Detroit law prohibits a man from scowling at his wife on a Sunday.
How many people in Victoria, Australia, does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to be a licensed electrician.
In Jonesboro, Georgia, it's against the law to say / yell: "Oh, boy."
In Mesquite, Texas, children are prohibited from having "unusual haircuts."
Exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, California, is punishable by a $500 fine.
In Arizona, donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs, by law.
In Paulding, Ohio, it's legal for a police officer to bite a dog.
It's against the law in Chicago for "exceedingly ugly" people to appear in public.
In Huntsville, Alabama, you may not move your bed without a permit.
In Stockton, California, it's illegal to wiggle while you dance.
In Michigan, it's against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk. (Darn!)
A train conductor in Illinois may not collect fares without wearing his conductor hat.
It's against the law to slap a man on the back in Oregon.
In Fort Madison, Iowa, the fire department is legally required to practice for fifteen minutes before going to a fire.
In Warren, Idaho, puppets must wear distinctly American clothes.
It is illegal to mispronounce the word "Joliet," but only in Joliet, Illinois.
By law, restaurants in Kansas may not serve ice cream on cherry pie.
New Hampshire law says that when two cars meet at an intersection, each must wait for the other to pass.
If you're in a meat market in Los Angeles, do NOT poke the turkey to see how tender it is.
Minnesota forbids women from impersonating Santa Claus.
Unrestrained giggling on the street is illegal in Helena, Montana.
It's illegal to draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield County, Montana.
Newark, New Jersey, forbids the sale of ice after 6 PM without a prescription.
In South Foster, Rhode Island, any dentist who extracts the wrong tooth must have a similar tooth pulled by the village blacksmith.
Any map that does not prominently display the city of Lima, Ohio, is illegal to sell in Lima, Ohio.
In Portland, Maine, it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
In Seattle, it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon that exceeds six feet in length.
A dead juror may not serve on a jury in Oregon.
Oh, and here are two quizzes!
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