Friday, April 28, 2006

Bobus being RUDE! / Eric and poutine / Addictions / Movies

BOBUS is so rude. I left him a simple comment asking why he added me, and this is the reply I got: "You do know what curiosity meant to the cat, don't you? Next time, try to be less arrogant... this can be be achieved by telling your ego to shut up." Are all Russians this rude, or is it just him?! Well, I'm going to give that person a piece of my mind, even if I don't appreciate random people adding me! Or I would, if I was allowed to post in his journal. At least I know I had the last word. :P

Eric buzzed me on MSN earlier asking if I was ready for poutine. I used some of my dream material on him, which made him conclude that I'd digitized / embedded certain things onto chips. I don't THINK so, buddy! :P Ah well, at least I'll see him tonight whether or not my dreams reflect reality. ;)


I'm addicted to AIM...





You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...


Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome

You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...

You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names

You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing

You can now type over 70 wpm

You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.

You won't work at a company that blocks AIM

You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people

You have a few screen names, some of them secret.

You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.

Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it.

You know what %n means

You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.

You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.

You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.

You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.

You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.





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Not guilty of most on the list, phew!






You Know You're Addicted to ICQ When...



Before you have a conversation with someone, you kindly ask them if they'd like to accept a chat.

You consider sleeping your "N/A" mode.

You hear little voices in your head constantly saying "uh-oh".

You have over 500 buddies on your contact list.

You've had long conversations with all 500 of those buddies.

You begin to think names like "Tom" and "Jane" are strange, but names like "Snakeman" and "Tigger" are common.

Your friend introduces you to a new person,and you immediately ask them if you can add them to your "contact list".

Since downloading ICQ, you've learned to speak 7 new languages, including Ukranian and the dialect of a small native community in Peru.

To you, ICQ isn't just a program, it's a "gift to mankind".

Your idea of a "wild time" is inviting all of your online friends into one giant chatroom.

The last time you signed off ICQ was during the Clinton administration.

Every time a new version or update of ICQ is released, you have your own celebration party, complete with cake, party favors, and champagne.

Your dog leaves you due to lack of attention, despite your efforts to appease him by giving him his own ICQ number.

Your one pride in life has become your immense contact list, and you ask all your friends to send over their contacts to make it even bigger.


You have carefully allotted your time during work / school lunch breaks as 27 minutes to check and respond to ICQ messages, 3 minutes to eat.


You constantly yearn to have the ability to employ an "invisible list" in real life. You even go so far as to physically try to right click people to add them. (It didn't work.)

You've taken experimental drugs to grow a third arm, which might help increase your speed in replying to messages. Unfortunately, it made you grow a third nostril.

Your typing speed has continuously progressed after thousands of ICQ chats... to a record of 249 words per minute.

You leave an indent in your chair after your usual 8 straight hours of "ICQ'ing". Your cat got stuck in this crater you created.

You can't remember when the last time was that you ate a meal anywhere other than in front of the computer.

You can't remember when the last time was that you ate a meal.

You've written repeated letters to the government requesting that your social security number be changed to your ICQ number. Your last one included a death threat.

You wake up at 3 AM and have to use the bathroom, and after you finish, you take a quick swing by the computer to check for messages... You find over 30 waiting for you.

You've had over 100 contacts online at one time.

You held detailed conversations with all 100... simultaneously.

You've asked your "real life" friends to refer to you by your ICQ nickname. You immediately broke off the friendship with anyone that refused, citing "unresolvable differences" as the reason why.

You refer to the period of your life before you downloaded ICQ as the "pre-ICQ era." Back then, you went outside of your house.

Your love life consists of sending "love notes" and the occassional steamy chat.

You really start to miss people you've never seen.

You have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people are.

You want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to use the ICQ search engine.

You see psychedelic flowers when you close your eyes to go to sleep.

You have an uncontrollable urge to forward this page to all 500+ of your ICQ contacts, just in case they've not seen it yet. Even though you sent it to all of them all about three months ago.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to ICQ.





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Not guilty of most of these, either. :P


Here's a movie meme thinger:

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Stanley Kubrick
The 400 Blows (1959) Francois Truffaut
8 1/2 (1963) Federico Fellini
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) Werner Herzog
Alien (1979) Ridley Scott
All About Eve (1950) Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Annie Hall (1977) Woody Allen
Apocalypse Now (1979) Francis Ford Coppola
Bambi (1942) Disney
The Battleship Potemkin (1925) Sergei Eisenstein
The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) William Wyler
The Big Red One (1980) Samuel Fuller
The Bicycle Thief (1949) Vittorio De Sica
The Big Sleep (1946) Howard Hawks
Blade Runner (1982) Ridley Scott
Blowup (1966) Michelangelo Antonioni
Blue Velvet (1986) David Lynch
Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Arthur Penn
Breathless (1959 Jean-Luc Godard
Bringing Up Baby (1938) Howard Hawks
Carrie (1975) Brian DePalma
Casablanca (1942) Michael Curtiz
Un Chien Andalou (1928) Luis Bunuel & Salvador Dali
Children of Paradise / Les Enfants du Paradis (1945) Marcel Carne
Chinatown (1974) Roman Polanski
Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles
A Clockwork Orange (1971) Stanley Kubrick
The Crying Game (1992) Neil Jordan
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) Robert Wise
Days of Heaven (1978) Terence Malick
Dirty Harry (1971) Don Siegel
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972) Luis Bunuel
Do the Right Thing (1989) Spike Lee
La Dolce Vita (1960) Federico Fellini
Double Indemnity (1944) Billy Wilder
Dr. Strangelove (1964) Stanley Kubrick
Duck Soup (1933) Leo McCarey
E.T. -- The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Steven Spielberg
Easy Rider (1969) Dennis Hopper
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Irvin Kershner
The Exorcist (1973) William Friedkin
Fargo (1995) Joel & Ethan Coen
Fight Club (1999) David Fincher
Frankenstein (1931) James Whale
The General (1927) Buster Keaton & Clyde Bruckman
The Godfather (1972) Francis Ford Coppola
The Godfather, Part II (1974) Francis Ford Coppola
Gone With the Wind (1939) Victor Fleming
GoodFellas (1990) Martin Scorsese
The Graduate (1967) Mike Nichols
Halloween (1978) John Carpenter
A Hard Day's Night (1964) Richard Lester
Intolerance (1916) D.W. Griffith
It's a Gift (1934) Norman Z. McLeod
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Frank Capra
Jaws (1975) Steven Spielberg
The Lady Eve (1941) Preston Sturges
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) David Lean
M (1931) Fritz Lang
Mad Max 2 / The Road Warrior (1981) George Miller
The Maltese Falcon (1941) John Huston
The Manchurian Candidate (1962) John Frankenheimer
Metropolis (1926) Fritz Lang
Modern Times (1936) Charles Chaplin
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Terry Jones & Terry Gilliam
Nashville (1975) Robert Altman
The Night of the Hunter (1955) Charles Laughton
Night of the Living Dead (1968) George Romero
North by Northwest (1959) Alfred Hitchcock
Nosferatu (1922) F.W. Murnau
On the Waterfront (1954) Elia Kazan
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) Sergio Leone
Out of the Past (1947) Jacques Tournier
Persona (1966) Ingmar Bergman
Pink Flamingos (1972) John Waters
Psycho (1960) Alfred Hitchcock
Pulp Fiction (1994) Quentin Tarantino
Rashomon (1950) Akira Kurosawa
Rear Window (1954) Alfred Hitchcock
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) Nicholas Ray
Red River (1948) Howard Hawks
Repulsion (1965) Roman Polanski
The Rules of the Game (1939) Jean Renoir
Scarface (1932) Howard Hawks
The Scarlet Empress (1934) Josef von Sternberg
Schindler's List (1993) Steven Spielberg
The Searchers (1956) John Ford
The Seven Samurai (1954) Akira Kurosawa
Singin' in the Rain (1952) Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly
Some Like It Hot (1959) Billy Wilder
A Star Is Born (1954) George Cukor
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Elia Kazan
Sunset Boulevard (1950) Billy Wilder
Taxi Driver (1976) Martin Scorsese
The Third Man (1949) Carol Reed
Tokyo Story (1953) Yasujiro Ozu
Touch of Evil (1958) Orson Welles
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) John Huston
Trouble in Paradise (1932) Ernst Lubitsch
Vertigo (1958) Alfred Hitchcock
West Side Story (1961) Jerome Robbins / Robert Wise
The Wild Bunch (1969) Sam Peckinpah
The Wizard of Oz (1939) Victor Fleming

Only 11 our of 103... ah well.

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