Timothy Dexter, constricting the anus (goodbye depression!), American cities
Eric's not going to Fellowship tonight, which is fine by me since I'd rather take the off-day. (AGM or no AGM) ;)
Timothy Dexter wrote a book called A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress, included no punctuation, and then included a page full of punctuation marks in the second edition so readers could "solt and pepper" the text as they saw fit.
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? is truly an entertaining book. I don't have it, but here's the book description:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
I showed my sister this link last November, and she called me crazy. Hey, it's not like I wrote the book or anything! :P
Timothy Dexter wrote a book called A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress, included no punctuation, and then included a page full of punctuation marks in the second edition so readers could "solt and pepper" the text as they saw fit.
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? is truly an entertaining book. I don't have it, but here's the book description:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
I showed my sister this link last November, and she called me crazy. Hey, it's not like I wrote the book or anything! :P
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