Thursday, December 01, 2005

Sports, Ripley's, and Guinness Books / Questions 1101-1150 of 5000 / Quizzes

Man, I can't believe it's December already... where does the time go? o_O

Translation by Paralink... not much better than AltaVista

I want two sports books: Stephen Brunt's The Way It Looks from Here, and Jim Robson's Hockey Play-by-Play Around the NHL with Jim Robson. Then again, maybe I want too much stuff... I also want the newest 2006 Guinness Book of World Records, and the newest Ripley's book (Planet Eccentric!). :P


Note: LJ MMORPG blogquiz, by Stephanie.


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


1101. Was 2001 a good year for you? It was okay.

1102. Was 2002 a good year for you? I guess so...

1103. What did you look forward to in 2003? It's almost 2006, but I do remember looking forward to some nebulous trip that John was going to take. Yeah right! :P

1104. Did you know that by 2010, they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase our lifespan by double or triple? Uh, no... that's interesting!

If this happened, would you have it done? Probably not.

1105. Would you rather die tomorrow, or have all your friends die? ME!

1106. I would do anything for love, but I won't do "that." What is "that?" Some weirdly perverted sexual act, I'm guessing... nice Meat Loaf reference!

1107. Have you ever drank the stars and counted some water? Haha, no.

1108. Ever caught a fish? Nope.

1109. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep? Too much, because at least you're rested then!

1110. Have you ever had insomnia? Yes, unfortunately.

If yes, how did you get to sleep? I didn't. I stayed up ALL night. =/

1111. He-Man or She-Ra? He-Man.

1112. What rhymes with "orange?" Nothing.

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby? Here's your answer. Basically, all fetuses start off androgynous.

1114. Should there be a test before you are allowed to make a baby? Yes. This Canadian girl that Corey talks to would definitely fail... "Oh, trust me... babies aren't expensive! Besides, I can get $80 from the government and my boyfriend has a job!" Aiyoh. *rolleyes*

1115. Have you ever swallowed a penny? No.

1116. Are you a disaster? Not right now...

1117. Have you ever had a train running around the Christmas tree? No.

1118. Are you proud of yourself? Sometimes.

1119. Who should go to hell? Too many people to list.

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20? No.

1121. Why aren't you happy? Because things aren't perfect for me. Heh.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you? Not most of the time, but I guess it depends on who you are and stuff.

1123. What makes you shake like milk (listen to the Cure's Let's Go To Bed)? Uh... nothing, I guess.

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? Yeah, like homemade birthday cards and stuff.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are young or old? Old, but not REALLY old.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping? Seeing my friends do well, hockey games, fight-or-flight situations...

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone, or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? Bring on the fire and brimstone, baby.

Or does it not exist? Oh, it exists all right.

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person? Heh, I like confusing my friends sometimes with that.

1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play? 99.3 the FOX or Rock 101. New rock in one case, classic rock in the other.

1130. What did you think of these movies:

Election? Haven't seen it.

Gone With The Wind? It was okay.

Fight Club? Haven't seen it.

Spider-Man 1? It was cool.

Virgin Suicides? Haven't seen it.

Resident Evil? Haven't seen it.

Signs? Haven't seen it.

Muppets From Space? Haven't seen it.

Pearl Harbor? Haven't seen it.

Halloween Resurrection? Haven't seen it.

The Dark Crystal? Haven't seen it.

1131. Is everyone special? You know, they say that... but I really don't think it's true.

1132. Are your toes:

painted (what color)? No.

manicured? No.

sparkly? No.

hairy? No.

soft? No.

wearing a toe ring? No.

Do you have hobbit-feet? No.

1133. Is there any place undiscovered in all the world? Probably.

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at? Matthew Stewart or Shane McDermid.

1135. Is love all you need? Well, you can't LIVE on love... but sure.

1136. Wouldn't it be great if all school uniforms were neon pink, neon green, and neon orange? Interesting color combination... but sure?

1137. Are you adventurous? No.

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity? No.

1139. I'm starting a band. What should its name be? Mutilated Misanthropes.

1140. What are 3 things you don't understand? People who willingly kill themselves with smoking, people who live alternative lifestyles, and people who suddenly renege on years of friendship.

1141. What are you on about? Right now, I'm talking to Corey about Denver / Fort Collins... and walking / driving times from there. Highly hypothetical visits rule, yo! ;)

1142. Has your diary ever been rated? Um... no.

1143. Do you kiss on the first date? No.

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative? Somewhere in the middle?

1145. What do you like about your neighbors? They don't bug me when I stay up past the wee hours of the night.

1146. Who's so wonderfully pretty? Helen Chen.. she has such nice soft skin!

1147. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Did you clap? Yup.

1148. Ice cream cake or regular cake? Ice cream cake.

1149. Did you enjoy the movie Wayne's World? Didn't see it.

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan? The Muppets were cool!


Blame all these quizzes on my looking at PinkFloyd63's (Janina) userinfo. :P

ei_boyscout
THE BOY-SCOUT JOKE!
Some people think you're funny... but according to Mr.
Izzard, you are, and I quote, a crap joke. Oh, well.


Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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Brighten Up! Life isn't that bad!  Talk to an ob-la-di person...
Yesterday


!!!!!!!!!!!!!which BEATLES song are you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're Summer! You enjoy the heat, and love to swim.
Tanning is your thing, and you love the beach.


Which season are you?
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pg13
Strongly Cautioned. Some material in your journal may be inappropriate to younger or close-minded people. This signifies that your journal is probably inappropriate for pre-teens. People should be especially careful about adding you because they could possibly be offended. Rough or persistent violent talk is absent; sexually-oriented nudity is generally absent; some talk of drug use may be present from time to time in your journal. You may find a fair amount of sex talk here.

What rating is your journal?

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Drug and sex talk? Haha, as if. :P


Feminine
Feminine


What's your sexual appeal?
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you are a certified drunk


how drunk can you get
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HASH(0x8be76d4)
histrionic


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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kjkj
Your serial killer name would be Diablo! You would
be a mastermind in what you do. You would come
up with perfect plans on how to do your bad
stuff, and send out your minions to do it for
you. That would prevent you from getting
caught, because for one reason, they would not
rat you out. Your real name might not be known
and you would be greatly wanted, because as
long as you're out on the hidden streets, there
will still be danger! You're the big guy / girl!


What Would Your Serial Killer Name Be? What Would the Public Know You As?
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Martyr
Martyr: Your suicide note will explain how everyone
will be so much better off without you. Your
consolation is that all the problems you have
caused will magically disappear once you are gone.


What Kind of Suicide Note Will You Leave?
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Samuel Clemens, otherwise known as Mark Twain, is
your kind of writer. Like you, he has a deep
connection to his past and a lively sense of humor.


Who is your Literary Soulmate?
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You are best suited to Confucianism because you
value tradition, education and culture. Family
and social order are very important to you.
Master Kong (Kong Fzi) or as he is known to
most English speakers, Confucius, was the major
proponent of Confucianism.


What's Your Ancient Chinese Philosophy?
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You are Modernity... you're all about efficiency,
convenience, and comfort. You enjoy taking
advantage of innovations and try to be
progressive and experimental.


****** What Time Period are You? ******
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A portrait of William Shakespeare drawn after his death
Your historical dream date is William Shakespeare,
although no one is quite sure who "Shakespeare"
really is..... This man of mystery has a way
with words and would immortalize you with his
pen. Unfortunately, he also likes to give his
children strange names (Hamnet, anyone?)... and
would probably only allow you the second-best
bed in the house. You can look forward to a
comfortable manor in Stratford-upon-Avon, and
some very good theatre tickets.


*!*! Who in history is your type? !*!*
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Katherine Hepburn
Your classic beauty icon is Katherine Hepburn, a
movie star known for her independent spirit and
intellect. Katherine wore pants before they
were in fashion for women, and took challenging
roles on screen rather than simply playing the
ingénue. Her make-up was minimal and her style
was crisp, clean and functional, showcasing her
talents and her determined personality.


Who is your Classic Beauty Icon?
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The New York City skyline
You should venture off to London or New York, two
bustling cities that share your love for
theatre and live music. The streets are full of
an eclectic mix of urbanites and tourists, the
night life is hopping, and you're set to have a
big city experience.


What is Your Perfect Vacation Destination?
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Benevolent King
Your leadership style is very democratic, and you
are most concerned with the idea of compromise. You
abhor violence and disunity, and try to bring a
diversity of people together. While this
technique can have good results and prevent
much bloodshed, your compromises may actually
leave everyone dissatisfied... and bring you
unpopularity and rebellions. You can succeed
with this leadership style if you happen to
rule during a fairly uneventful time... but in
times of conflict, you may need to take a less
idealistic approach and get your hands dirty.


What Kind of Leader Are You?
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Comedy!

Whether your style of humor is gross-out comedy
or the most elevated satire, you like to see
the absurd side of life. You are probably
well-liked because you don't take yourself too
seriously. Of course, people may also think
you're a buffoon, especially if you've modelled
your life on Adam Sandler. You could have
the makings of a comic legend - or some poor
kid's annoying uncle. Avoid pulling quarters
from behind children's ears and Hawaiian print
shirts at all costs. You have a habit of
getting naked at inappropriate times.


What is your Movie Personality?
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You are scheming Lady Macbeth or Goneril of King
Lear
, all beauty and welcome on the outside...
but pure ambition underneath. You live for the
spotlight, and resent people who hold you back
from achieving your full potential. You're
definitely a capable woman, but remember that
all your striving for fame may come at a terrible price.


What Shakespearean Character Are You? (female)
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I'm a Betsey Johnson girl!
Betsey Johnson: You are where the punk world meets
the runway! Fun and funky and absolutely
unique in every expression of yourself! Rock on!


What fashion designer fits you
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sane?
you're sane


Are you insane or sane?
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