Thursday, December 01, 2005

Sesame Street, compromising positions, Neurocam, Bookworm high scores, rides, quizzes

Sesame Street Encyclopedia

Shamelessly stolen from Spoz's blog:

"A South Dakota teenager has been caught in a compromising position with a female mannequin on display at a Sioux Falls arts center. Specifically, security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the half-naked dummy on the floor with his pants and undergarments down. "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin," said police spokesman Loren McManus. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Guards said it wasn't the first time they had noticed that the dummy had been denuded, either. Plentyhorse has since been charged with indecent exposure. If convicted, he could be registered as a sex offender. "People might say it's relatively harmless," commented Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department. "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbor."

EWWWWWWW. o_O


Neurocam... weird stuff. Oh, and just to help make things even MORE confusing, here's some snippets of info I've managed to dig up on all this..

1. There's a confusing article from Melbourne newspaper THE AGE that tries to look into it (and gets pretty much nowhere..) to quote in brief..

"Thousands would have passed neurocam's billboard, displayed in November on Alexandra Parade, one of Melbourne's main commuter thoroughfares. "Get Out of Your Mind," it urged. But the cryptic website it spruiked gave little insight, only the opportunity to register with name and email address. Clearly, however, the organisers had gone to some trouble to get their message out. The billboard would have cost about $10,000. Whether the whole thing is hoax, mind game, artistic experiment, sinister front, or clever marketing ploy remains unclear."

2. Here's a blog entry where someone lists an email assignment from these freaks..

3. Here's some images apparently found buried in an unprotected portion of the neuroscan website server..

4. Here's some more confused information..

Is this some kinda screwed-up secret society?
An ultra exclusive intranet cabal?
A deeper conspiracy involving freakish deformed monkey mutants and weather balloons?
Some crazy snuff film / Eyes Wide Shut stuff?
Some kinda retarded cross-platform interactive game, stealing ideas from THE GAME and FIGHTCLUB?
Or just a bunch of college fraternity peeps huffing glue?

All I know.. is it started in December.. in Melbourne.. it's still active.. and now the damn thing's worldwide..

Methinks more investigation is in order..
there's an underbelly of weird stuff afoot here.
If I disappear under mysterious circumstances, then I wanna letcha all know.. it's been fun knowing you guys.. and I'll miss you all deeply. If you receive this video tape, it means I have been assassinated.. there is no spoon.. there is no spoon.. choose the red pill, Neo.. (hahahahaha.. yeah, this IS screwed up)

Oh.. and if this turns out to be someone's idea of ART, then I'm idiotically jealous..



I got a new high score in Bookworm Deluxe: 1,465,020 / Level 32 / Bookworm Supreme on Thursday, 12.01.05! Not sure why I always do better in the action game than in the classic game... maybe I work well under the pressure of constant flaming tiles? *giggle* Oh, wait. I've now figured out why I seem to do better on the action games. It's because the flaming tiles don't come all at once and pile up at the bottom five or six deep. o_O

Must call Sam and Eric later for Saturday ride arrangements... I know Eric has guitar lessons tonight, so maybe tomorrow! It'll be so cool not needing a ride back home after Awana, and getting together with friends... I think this will be the first Fellowship Christmas thing I've attended in at least two or three years!


My sister (or more accurately, her friend Vicki) found a quiz (the SESAME STREET one) that I haven't taken yet.. good job, Steph! :D


Snuffleupagus
You scored 52% Organization, 56% abstract, and 57% extroverted!
This test measured 3 variables.


First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.


Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.


Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert.
By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test, an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.


You are somewhat organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.



I bet you didn't think you were Snuffleupagus. Let's find out why.



You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things, and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness, though. Alloyius Snuffleupagus (and all Snuffleupaguses) is not sloppy by nature, but he moves so incredibly slowly that it is impossible for him to be totally organized.


You both are about equally concrete and abstract thinkers. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits, of course. Snuffy generally has very basic interests, but he explores his abstract sensitive side when he plays his snuffleflute.


You both are somewhat introverted. Originally, Snuffleupagus was very shy, and was only Big Bird's invisible friend. However, as he has aged, he has started to build new friendships with new characters. Like Snuffy, you probably like to have some time to yourself. However, you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.


The other possible characters are:

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Cookie Monster

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

The Count

Guy Smiley

Bert


If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!




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Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test



Your Juicy Couture Look Is
Juicy Couture "Juicy ultra" velour track suit



You Are An Invisible Ex

You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex.
You prefer to leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind.
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!



Ed Gein
Your personality matches Criminal Profile 4081643.
Gein's desolate farmhouse was a study in chaos. Inside, junk and rotting garbage covered the floor and counters. It was almost impossible to walk through the rooms. The smell of filth and decomposition was overwhelming. While the local sheriff, Arthur Schley, inspected the kitchen with his flashlight, he felt something brush against his jacket.


When he looked up to see what it was he ran into, he faced a large, human carcass hanging upside down from the beams.


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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ed Gein. Bizarre handicraft made Eddie into a celebrity. Author Robert Bloch was inspired to write a story about Norman Bates, a character based on Eddie, which became the central theme of the Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho.

In 1974, the classic thriller by Tobe Hooper, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has many Geinian touches, although there is no character that is an exact Eddie Gein model. This movie helped put "Ghastly Gein" back in the spotlight in the mid-1970's.

Years later, Eddie provided inspiration for the character of another serial killer, Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs. Like Eddie, Buffalo Bill treasured women's skin and wore it like clothing in some insane transvestite ritual.

While shocked deputies searched through the rubble of Eddie Gein's existence, they realized that the horrible discoveries didn't end at the missing Mrs. Worden's body. They had stumbled into a death farm.

The funny-looking bowl in his home was actually the top of a human skull. The lampshades and wastebasket were made from human skin.

A ghoulish inventory began to take shape: an armchair made of human skin, female genitalia kept preserved in a shoebox, a belt made of nipples, a human head, four noses and a heart.

The more the looked through the house, the more ghastly trophies they found. Finally a suit made entirely of human skin. Their heads spun as they tried to tally the number of woman that may have died at Eddie's hands.

While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.


Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.

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(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 23% on WhichKillerRU
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The Innocent
You scored 85% Purity, 11% Sexual, 3% Kinky, and 65% Moral!
You're as pure as an angel! There is so much more to life out there. You should go out and experience it!







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 85% on Purity





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You scored higher than 0% on Sexuality





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You scored higher than 14% on Kinkiness





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You scored higher than 71% on Morals
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