Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Dream about Corey / Questions 51-100 of 5000

I had a dream about being in a classroom setting with Corey and a bunch of friends. We ended up discussing an online test that involved different interpretations of words, with no real resolution. Corey offered to hang out with me, so I said sure. We ended up driving around until he remembered that he had to pick up a duck at the nature park. After that, we hung out at his house and talked. Later on, he had to set the duck free at a certain spot like he did every week. (it would fly back to the nature park on its own from there) So we drove to the spot and attempted to let the bird fly away on its own. The duck flew for a very short distance, and then back. I noticed that it was near the car wheel, so I alerted Corey to this. We examined the duck, then concluded it was injured. Corey decided to take it to his family home, which was in a large field.

Upon getting there, Corey instructed me that there were a few things I should remember since his family was very minor royalty. (although of course they didn't advertise this fact!) So I curtseyed to people when I had to, and even remembered to address them by their proper titles if they insisted on that form of courtesy. The family home was laid out like a little castle, with stone floors and parapets everywhere... his sister and a bunch of other women wore long flowing dresses in varying shades of pink, blue, yellow, and purple. We quickly found a person who was qualified to take care of the duck and left it there after making sure it would be all right. Afterwards, Corey wanted to show me around so we had a tour. Then he wanted to go to the large Colorado field and talk some more... we ended up in his room reading stuff to each other. Some time after that, we checked on the duck: it was all better, and could be dropped off at that spot in the side of the road with orange pylons and yellow medians. So we did just that before returning to class and had a discussion with our classmates about how tests were made up... then I awakened.

Weird dream....


Questions 51-100 of 5000

Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..

fruitgoogle: The act of Googling for anything to do with fruit, however you define the word.

ambytime: Time to ambulate while having Ambien.

asscactus: A buttcrack that's so horrid, it might as well BE as prickly as a cactus!

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? Do homemade cards count?

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbie.

54. How many TVs are in your house? 1

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Walk.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? Look at all the pretty colors! haha

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Not that I know of... my dreams are WACKY, yo!

58. Have you ever been to a psychic / tarot reader? No.

59. What is your idea of paradise? Having a huge mansion with all my friends in it.

60. Do you believe in heaven and if so, what is it like? Yes. There will be no pain or suffering for its inhabitants.

61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Erm... gone to a wedding with sneakers on while dressed in a blouse and skirt? (Kelvin and Evelyn's: that was a total accident!)

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I don't know... I've done a lot of kind things. Not sure I can quantify those, heh.

64. Are you a patient person? At times, yes... but usually not. I get frustrated way too easily, eep.

65. What holiday should exist, but doesn't? National Sticker Day!

66. What holiday shouldn't exist, but does? Some of the holidays on the Bizarre American Holidays site I linked to, haha. How's about Groundhog Day?

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me?



68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Flintstone Park was fun when I was a kid.

69. Is your hair its natural color? YUP!

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets, or are you pretty much upfront? Pretty much upfront.

71. What is under your bed right now? Carpet.

72. If you were in the land of Oz, would you want to live there or go home? Go home... those people are too weird even for me!

73. If you drive, do you frequently speed? I don't drive.

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? Village People, YMCA

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? Not sure.

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? Monkeys!

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? I suppose...

79. If the earth stopped rotating, would we all fly off? Probably!

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Spend time with friends.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one, what would you pick? Smoking in public, especially near children.

82. If you had to choose, would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? Equator... the North Pole's too cold for me!

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Watching TV.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Being selfless and compassionate.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Garfield

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: The smell of poop / vomit ponging to high heaven.

87. What was the last thing you paid for? Janette's birthday card.

88. Is there magic even in mundane things? Possibly not.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Nope!

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class: Dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Bowling, even though I'm not good at it.

91. In Star Trek, people "beam" back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. The only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed, the person is dead. When they are put back together, it's like a clone who has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? No, I don't believe so. You can have all the same memories as another person, but you're not them... are ya? :P

92. What insects are you afraid of? SPIDERS! EW!

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? "Don't Come Near Me... I Don't Want To Kill Anyone Else Today."

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? Um... I'm not much for eccentric clothing!

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted of forever and not gain a single ounce from it, what food would it be? Pasta!

96. What are your parents interested in? Sudoku, haha.

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? No!

How about a wild animal? No.

98. What is the difference between wishes and plans? You actually make concrete steps toward making plans come true... not so much with wishes.

99. Which do you find the most helpful? Plans.

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. what do you bring? Flashlight, water, and blankets.

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