According to Google, this is what I need...
I saw this in Erin's journal and had to share.
Go to Google and type "(your name) needs"... Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is Sally, you would put "Sally needs" into the search engine. (You're supposed to "tag" 5 people, too. But hell, why limit it to five?)
Heh, reminds me of Googlism.
Leslie needs to poke Thomas, but will not have a chance before the business meeting. POKE him? o_O
Leslie needs a new pair of shoes! No, I already have one... which really should be broken in...
Leslie needs to be dealt with. .... in what way?
Leslie needs more evidence before she gets her hopes up. Damn right...
Leslie needs to write down a question for Jeff, and she needs to make it really embarrassing and include the phrase "vinyl record albums." I can't think of one... d'oh!
Leslie needs only to win the Twin Cities Marathon in Minneapolis. HAHAHAHAHA, as if I could run a marathon!
Leslie needs to learn to stop trying to do everything at once. Probably true... my multi-tasking ways do make me frazzled!
Leslie needs a fat reality cheque. Am I not getting one already?! Sheesh!
Leslie needs a happily ever after. SO DAMN TRUE!
Leslie needs people like you to do some meaningful work. That's right - and you'd best hop on it before I make you pay the CONSEQUENCES!
This is the Myspace version:
1. Jennifer needs a man..... wow
2. Kayla needs a new mommy..
3. Cassie needs to smarten up. [Haha.]
4. Mike needs a date. [Haha.]
5. Courtney needs a mistress to show off.......... ummmmm, what?
6. Kaitlyn needs a miracle
7. Katie needs a live-in nanny!
8. Stephanie needs some help [haha]
9. Brooke needs to butt out [for real]
10. Jessica Tho needs the address of young people who are same sex-attracted.
11. Bryanna needs to take herself and her partner Monroe to her house coz they are sure gettin' on my nerves.
12. Danielle needs more self-respect when it comes to the boys she chooses. (Haha!)
13. Doug needs money. (Yeah, I do. :-/ )
14. Allie needs help getting her pants off. [HAHA.]
15. Claire needs private support
16. Michelle needs to just SHUT UP! hahaa niceee.
17. Keenan needs an eastern bird to complete his World Slam with a bow
18. Lauren needs attention [haha, it seriously said that]
19. Alex needs your help.... true
20. Shannon needs a hand with her breast... why did it say that ;)
21. Taylor needs to practice her spitting..... OMG HAHAHA!
22. Hana needs the patient as much as he needs here.....?? I so don't get it
23. Rachel needs Netflix friends... HAHA.
24. Meredith needs to mind her own business! [Haha! No, I don't!]
25. Payton needs more touchdowns.. (I found this, no joke! Haha, it's true! :) )
26. Walker needs a diaper :)
27. Courtney needs a man... yep, I really do!! Haha!
28. Shelby needs a life... Haha.
29. Niki needs a drink
30: Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered
31. Nick needs help with changing his kid. Haha, that's some funny shit!
32. Sarah needs a cold shower.... well, then!
33. Sara needs.. a loving, playful home (haha, wow...)
34. Jessica needs fake titties, and then she will be perfect. [haha, OMG...]
35. "Morgan needs no psychologist to tell him all about Kerry." Damn right!
36. Mandy needs to NOT go down there. hahahahaha, OMG!
37. Becca needs a boyfriend....... (haha, I have a boyfriend!)
38. Allyson needs some help.. hehe, yeah... I do
39. LYNN NEEDS A BLOG (and a single rose)
40. Robert needs money (Robbie)
41. Monica needs.... a job! (a better one)
42. "Jason needs to SHUT UP..." BWAHAHAHAHAH
43. Erin needs to put on shirts.. teehee
44. Charlotte needs to control fans.......
45. Billy needs to play
46. Casey needs professional help... that is so sad, but probably true.
47. Sabrina needs a good home...... damn, that makes me sound like some type of animal (yeah, yeah... I know I am an animal, whatever)
48. Karen needs a therapist!!!!
49. Denise Martin Needs a Women's Prison (funny because this is about a man who wants to have the right to go to a women's prison because he has had a sex change ~~ funny because my name will be Denise Martin when I get married)
50. [What] Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath. She slowly, ritualistically climbs into the bath and scrubs herself madly like an adolescent Lady Macbeth until she's removed the stain of blood and sin from her skin. (obviously about the movie)
51. Dave needs to hang out with a better class of friends. (Y'all are a bunch of low class bitches!!! HAHA!)
52. Lauri needs to take it off more often ....
53. Kelton needs a PA phone system (what????)
54. Christina needs to go and tell these bitches to eat it!
55. Kristin needs monthly prayer and financial support as she moves to Spain.
56. Jessica needs fake titties, and then she would be perfect...
57. Niki needs a drink
58. Kimberly needs more dangerous thrills to reach her sexual desires!!!! HAHA!!!
59. Katie needs to "grow up" and give up the things of childhood.. HAHA.
60. Kelly needs a loving, committed marriage. ~ Don't look at me. Google said it.
61. Lisa needs a Spanking..... How did they know? HAHA.
62. Steve needs lovin too. Okay, sounds good.
63. Shannon needs her mother (It's sooo true, I'm such a big baby!)
64. Barret needs to get back into the mix.
65. Jael needs someone who is strong
66. Charles needs a missus, not a mistress
67. Christine needs more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay...HAHA.....That's So True!!!!
68. Brandy needs a man! hahaha... a GOOD one, that's for sure! ;)
69. Kevin needs your money.... damn right, now give it to me!
70. ANGRY MIDDLE FINGER! Big Ben Needs Some Rest..... Haha, that's about right, MF
71. Matt needs prayers and help, and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow, or a little fairy dust now and then: let's see if we cant help with some of those things.... I guess, haha.
72. Teague needs a miracle after an armed attack that nearly takes his life. [What the FUCK!!!!]
73. JUSTIN NEEDS TO STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY.... O.o
74. Matt needs to date a midget or something next... Shit, Ruth better not see this!!!
75. Melissa needs at least 10 hours of sleep a day!... Haha, ain't that the truth!
76. Brian needs to get paid (SUCKA)... TRUE, TRUE
77. Paul needs 1000 to represent Ireland in golf event
78. Audrey needs to concentrate on getting better, not getting laid
79. Kristi needs to grab a mop and apron and get to work, instead of typing up. HAHAHAHA!
80. Theresa needs two hot chicks.... HaHaHa
81. Karamia needs SUNSHINE.. ha, so true!
82. Carrie needs a nice, hot bath........ yup, sure do!!!
83. Shane needs to hit the pavement... hmmm
84. Courtney needs a mistress to show off, but not one who will gossip to others
85. Paige needs sensitivity training.
88. Niki needs a drink. Haha, figures!
89. Sarah needs a boyfriend. Huh? Say what? I guess I do, haha. :)
90. Margie needs to verbalize her experiences! (HAHA... This was one of the nicer ones, hahahaha!!!)
91. Kitty needs a chopping. (What the hell?!)
92. Bob needs a good spanking. :O ...
93. Ana needs a lot of listening practice.
94. Phil needs Jesus... I think it might be too late for that
95. Sweet Lori needs a second chance
96. Stephanie needs help... how fitting!
97. Danielle needs more self-respect when it comes to the boys she chooses - well, no shit!
98. Laura needs 25 cents and 2 fingers --- haha, what the fuck does that mean?
99. Lizzy needs a lap to sit on. If you have a lap, and are willing to give her gentleness and love... (awwww....)
100. Mike needs to wash. (HAHAHA.)
Go to Google and type "(your name) needs"... Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is Sally, you would put "Sally needs" into the search engine. (You're supposed to "tag" 5 people, too. But hell, why limit it to five?)
Heh, reminds me of Googlism.
Leslie needs to poke Thomas, but will not have a chance before the business meeting. POKE him? o_O
Leslie needs a new pair of shoes! No, I already have one... which really should be broken in...
Leslie needs to be dealt with. .... in what way?
Leslie needs more evidence before she gets her hopes up. Damn right...
Leslie needs to write down a question for Jeff, and she needs to make it really embarrassing and include the phrase "vinyl record albums." I can't think of one... d'oh!
Leslie needs only to win the Twin Cities Marathon in Minneapolis. HAHAHAHAHA, as if I could run a marathon!
Leslie needs to learn to stop trying to do everything at once. Probably true... my multi-tasking ways do make me frazzled!
Leslie needs a fat reality cheque. Am I not getting one already?! Sheesh!
Leslie needs a happily ever after. SO DAMN TRUE!
Leslie needs people like you to do some meaningful work. That's right - and you'd best hop on it before I make you pay the CONSEQUENCES!
This is the Myspace version:
1. Jennifer needs a man..... wow
2. Kayla needs a new mommy..
3. Cassie needs to smarten up. [Haha.]
4. Mike needs a date. [Haha.]
5. Courtney needs a mistress to show off.......... ummmmm, what?
6. Kaitlyn needs a miracle
7. Katie needs a live-in nanny!
8. Stephanie needs some help [haha]
9. Brooke needs to butt out [for real]
10. Jessica Tho needs the address of young people who are same sex-attracted.
11. Bryanna needs to take herself and her partner Monroe to her house coz they are sure gettin' on my nerves.
12. Danielle needs more self-respect when it comes to the boys she chooses. (Haha!)
13. Doug needs money. (Yeah, I do. :-/ )
14. Allie needs help getting her pants off. [HAHA.]
15. Claire needs private support
16. Michelle needs to just SHUT UP! hahaa niceee.
17. Keenan needs an eastern bird to complete his World Slam with a bow
18. Lauren needs attention [haha, it seriously said that]
19. Alex needs your help.... true
20. Shannon needs a hand with her breast... why did it say that ;)
21. Taylor needs to practice her spitting..... OMG HAHAHA!
22. Hana needs the patient as much as he needs here.....?? I so don't get it
23. Rachel needs Netflix friends... HAHA.
24. Meredith needs to mind her own business! [Haha! No, I don't!]
25. Payton needs more touchdowns.. (I found this, no joke! Haha, it's true! :) )
26. Walker needs a diaper :)
27. Courtney needs a man... yep, I really do!! Haha!
28. Shelby needs a life... Haha.
29. Niki needs a drink
30: Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered
31. Nick needs help with changing his kid. Haha, that's some funny shit!
32. Sarah needs a cold shower.... well, then!
33. Sara needs.. a loving, playful home (haha, wow...)
34. Jessica needs fake titties, and then she will be perfect. [haha, OMG...]
35. "Morgan needs no psychologist to tell him all about Kerry." Damn right!
36. Mandy needs to NOT go down there. hahahahaha, OMG!
37. Becca needs a boyfriend....... (haha, I have a boyfriend!)
38. Allyson needs some help.. hehe, yeah... I do
39. LYNN NEEDS A BLOG (and a single rose)
40. Robert needs money (Robbie)
41. Monica needs.... a job! (a better one)
42. "Jason needs to SHUT UP..." BWAHAHAHAHAH
43. Erin needs to put on shirts.. teehee
44. Charlotte needs to control fans.......
45. Billy needs to play
46. Casey needs professional help... that is so sad, but probably true.
47. Sabrina needs a good home...... damn, that makes me sound like some type of animal (yeah, yeah... I know I am an animal, whatever)
48. Karen needs a therapist!!!!
49. Denise Martin Needs a Women's Prison (funny because this is about a man who wants to have the right to go to a women's prison because he has had a sex change ~~ funny because my name will be Denise Martin when I get married)
50. [What] Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath. She slowly, ritualistically climbs into the bath and scrubs herself madly like an adolescent Lady Macbeth until she's removed the stain of blood and sin from her skin. (obviously about the movie)
51. Dave needs to hang out with a better class of friends. (Y'all are a bunch of low class bitches!!! HAHA!)
52. Lauri needs to take it off more often ....
53. Kelton needs a PA phone system (what????)
54. Christina needs to go and tell these bitches to eat it!
55. Kristin needs monthly prayer and financial support as she moves to Spain.
56. Jessica needs fake titties, and then she would be perfect...
57. Niki needs a drink
58. Kimberly needs more dangerous thrills to reach her sexual desires!!!! HAHA!!!
59. Katie needs to "grow up" and give up the things of childhood.. HAHA.
60. Kelly needs a loving, committed marriage. ~ Don't look at me. Google said it.
61. Lisa needs a Spanking..... How did they know? HAHA.
62. Steve needs lovin too. Okay, sounds good.
63. Shannon needs her mother (It's sooo true, I'm such a big baby!)
64. Barret needs to get back into the mix.
65. Jael needs someone who is strong
66. Charles needs a missus, not a mistress
67. Christine needs more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay...HAHA.....That's So True!!!!
68. Brandy needs a man! hahaha... a GOOD one, that's for sure! ;)
69. Kevin needs your money.... damn right, now give it to me!
70. ANGRY MIDDLE FINGER! Big Ben Needs Some Rest..... Haha, that's about right, MF
71. Matt needs prayers and help, and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow, or a little fairy dust now and then: let's see if we cant help with some of those things.... I guess, haha.
72. Teague needs a miracle after an armed attack that nearly takes his life. [What the FUCK!!!!]
73. JUSTIN NEEDS TO STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY.... O.o
74. Matt needs to date a midget or something next... Shit, Ruth better not see this!!!
75. Melissa needs at least 10 hours of sleep a day!... Haha, ain't that the truth!
76. Brian needs to get paid (SUCKA)... TRUE, TRUE
77. Paul needs 1000 to represent Ireland in golf event
78. Audrey needs to concentrate on getting better, not getting laid
79. Kristi needs to grab a mop and apron and get to work, instead of typing up. HAHAHAHA!
80. Theresa needs two hot chicks.... HaHaHa
81. Karamia needs SUNSHINE.. ha, so true!
82. Carrie needs a nice, hot bath........ yup, sure do!!!
83. Shane needs to hit the pavement... hmmm
84. Courtney needs a mistress to show off, but not one who will gossip to others
85. Paige needs sensitivity training.
88. Niki needs a drink. Haha, figures!
89. Sarah needs a boyfriend. Huh? Say what? I guess I do, haha. :)
90. Margie needs to verbalize her experiences! (HAHA... This was one of the nicer ones, hahahaha!!!)
91. Kitty needs a chopping. (What the hell?!)
92. Bob needs a good spanking. :O ...
93. Ana needs a lot of listening practice.
94. Phil needs Jesus... I think it might be too late for that
95. Sweet Lori needs a second chance
96. Stephanie needs help... how fitting!
97. Danielle needs more self-respect when it comes to the boys she chooses - well, no shit!
98. Laura needs 25 cents and 2 fingers --- haha, what the fuck does that mean?
99. Lizzy needs a lap to sit on. If you have a lap, and are willing to give her gentleness and love... (awwww....)
100. Mike needs to wash. (HAHAHA.)
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