My new friend Jenny and quizzes on Alanis Morissette, Metallica, Madonna, Nirvana, and more!

My new friend Jenny posts too many quizzes. :P

Each of them is its own separate entry, too.

Bunching them up is loads better. ;)



You are "depressed stickperson." You probably have
an addiction to the Internet. Everything you do
revolves around you. You are constantly
blasting your "friends" with negative energy,
making them less likely to want to hang out
with you in the future. Stop that. It's causing
your problem. I should have called you
"selfish-bastard stick person," but that was too
hard to draw.


Which Dysfunctional Stick Figure Are You?
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You're Hands Clean. You have reconciled with the past, and are ready to move on and see what the future holds for you.">
You're Hands Clean. You have reconciled
with the past, and are ready to move on and see
what the future holds for you.


Which Alanis Morissette song are you?
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You are POWER OF GOODBYE..... You're sappy and
sentimental, but very observant of human
behavior. You're logical, but your heart takes
over your head sometimes. Take some advice: go
have a holiday, and cheer up!


What Madonna Song are You?
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Fade To Black

You think your life may as well have ended. You
need that something more. You have nearly given
up, or have given up finding that something.
You're not aggravated about going out... you're mellow
about it. Careless. You're on the verge of
telling the world goodbye. Hang in there. You
may find something.


Which Metallica Song Are You?
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Watch out! You're Regina Lambert from Charade.
You're classy and mysterious, but be careful...
murder seems to be lurking around the corner
everywhere you go.


Which Audrey Hepburn Are You?
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I read a lot of true crime, so maybe... o_O



A bloody gruesome death. You're most likely a
self-mutilator. You like the burning sensation
you get as your skin gives way to the blade and
watching as the rivers of blood flow down your
arm and onto the bathroom floor. You don't
really care HOW you end up killing
yourself... just as long as you're dead in the
end and there's a mess for people to clean up.
After all, they deserve it anyway... right? And
you like whatever is convenient at the time for
you... so there's no real planning to be done.


What Form Of Suicide Are You?
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Which Dr. Seuss character are you?
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I'm Dick Halloran from The Shining. I'm very
intuitive and can control people
psychologically. But I'd better stop before I
get an axe in the stomach.


Which Stanley Kubrick Film Character Are You?
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YOU ARE RULE 12(b)!

While you might be a defendant's best friend, you
aren't exactly polite to others. You have
seven separate grounds on which to dismiss a
plaintiff's case. You are a bit paranoid,
since if you fail to raise your 12(b)(2,3,4, or
7) in a motion or a pleading with one of the
other 12(b) defenses or a 12(e) motion, you
waive those objections for the rest of trial.
Some might say that 12(b) is the biggest bully
of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, but
hey, somebody needs to keep the peace. You
might not be the most popular guy in the
office, but you're probably the most important.


Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?
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Dumb


What Nirvana song are you?
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Don't Fuck With Me Seme
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take the punishment you dish out, which frequently involves rope and alcohol. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Apparently, "Uke" is used in a lot of Japanese martial arts to signify "receiver." Oh my. o_O