Don't get caught cybering and deny it!
Saw this on a message board, and HAD to share.. it's SO hilarious!
Ceciliantas - watch out ladies, here he comes!
Summaries from various sites:
Incandescent Rage Theatre: So apparently some moron named Ceciliantas from EQ2 decided to get a little bit online jiggy in his role-playing house with a role-playing girl (or at least, someone playing the role of a girl), only he did one of the stupidest things he ever could have: he left the door open. As in, the front door. Y'know, the one that lets in the visitors.
So, armed with screen shots and chat logs of his online forays into the world of sexual relations with actual other human beings, perhaps as practice for a day when Ceciliantas gets laid in real life, some people decided to let him know that he had been thoroughly, completely, and VERY overwhelmingly pwned. Needless to say, our hero Ceciliantas didn't take it very well. He starts whining about edited screen shots, faked logs, and legal action.
It gets even better on page two, when his supposed girlfriend (or at least, the person that he claimed was his girlfriend) shows up to mention that she's not actually his girlfriend, not in real life, and not really even in the game. I so love online morons.
His one and only hope, as pointed out by a poster on the forum, was that the thread would NOT become popular. But alas, it has. The link is tossed around, posted in other places, so that many may join in taking delight at Ceciliantas' humiliation. And now, that link is here being mirthlessly displayed for all to follow.
Enjoy the whole thread. It's delightful.
Fark: Ceciliantas and Bobmarle are two guys who both play EverQuest 2 and had known each other for a while. Ceciliantas had been in Bobmarle's guild, but he wasn't well liked, and they kicked him out. Ceciliantas then held a definite grudge against his former guildmates, including Bobmarle. Because of the rules of the game, there isn't much that one player can do to hurt another, so Ceciliantas proceeded to harass Bobmarle and his friends in the only way he could, which was to send rude text messages. After a while, this got annoying, so Bobmarle started to plot revenge.
Meanwhile, Ceciliantas met a girl in the game called Evenstar, and the two of them hooked up. They have never met in real life and they do not consider themselves to be boyfriend-girlfriend in real life, just in the game. Ceciliantas had rented a room in a local inn. This is normal: most characters in EverQuest 2 have some kind of house or room that they "live in," though some people choose not to have one to save money. By default, however, every new character starts off with an inn room. Also, the game is set up so that you can control who has permission to enter your room. You can change the game settings at any time so that nobody except yourself can enter, anybody can enter, or you can make a specific list of people who are allowed to enter (and only those people on the list can). The default is that anyone who wants to can visit your room, because the way you buy and sell items in the game is that people come to your room to buy your wares. Ceciliantas never bothered or remembered to change those access settings, so anybody could enter his room at any time.
After a little while, Bobmarle hatched his plot. He talked a guildmate into creating a new female character named Allannah. Bobmarle then arranged it so that Ceciliantas and Allannah "bumped into each other" in the game. As Bobmarle expected he would, Ceciliantas flirted with Allannah, and (because this was a set-up), Allannah flirted back and let herself be "seduced" by him. After he "successfully" seduced her, Ceciliantas invited Allannah to come to his room for more, and she accepted. Surgat, another member of Bobmarle's guild who was in on the plot, followed them. Because he is a member of the thief class, Surgat can move around stealthily, which is how he was able to sneak into the room and witness the proceedings without Ceciliantas noticing him... very good for the whole set-up!
Ceciliantas and Allannah then proceeded to have cybersex while Surgat recorded the event with screen captures and text logging. After it was over, Surgat provided Bobmarle with the screen shots, who then posted them to eq2permafrost.com and started the thread which later got a link from fark. What makes the story more funny is that Ceciliantas loudly denied cybering with Allannah (or anybody else). Because the thread was so popular, Evenstar, Ceciliantas' in-game girlfriend, found out about it and got on the thread to disown him (and break up with him) just as he was blustering loudly about taking legal action against this "slander." And hilarity ensued for the thousands of people who know about this. I think it's damn piss funny!
Ceciliantas - watch out ladies, here he comes!
Summaries from various sites:
Incandescent Rage Theatre: So apparently some moron named Ceciliantas from EQ2 decided to get a little bit online jiggy in his role-playing house with a role-playing girl (or at least, someone playing the role of a girl), only he did one of the stupidest things he ever could have: he left the door open. As in, the front door. Y'know, the one that lets in the visitors.
So, armed with screen shots and chat logs of his online forays into the world of sexual relations with actual other human beings, perhaps as practice for a day when Ceciliantas gets laid in real life, some people decided to let him know that he had been thoroughly, completely, and VERY overwhelmingly pwned. Needless to say, our hero Ceciliantas didn't take it very well. He starts whining about edited screen shots, faked logs, and legal action.
It gets even better on page two, when his supposed girlfriend (or at least, the person that he claimed was his girlfriend) shows up to mention that she's not actually his girlfriend, not in real life, and not really even in the game. I so love online morons.
His one and only hope, as pointed out by a poster on the forum, was that the thread would NOT become popular. But alas, it has. The link is tossed around, posted in other places, so that many may join in taking delight at Ceciliantas' humiliation. And now, that link is here being mirthlessly displayed for all to follow.
Enjoy the whole thread. It's delightful.
Fark: Ceciliantas and Bobmarle are two guys who both play EverQuest 2 and had known each other for a while. Ceciliantas had been in Bobmarle's guild, but he wasn't well liked, and they kicked him out. Ceciliantas then held a definite grudge against his former guildmates, including Bobmarle. Because of the rules of the game, there isn't much that one player can do to hurt another, so Ceciliantas proceeded to harass Bobmarle and his friends in the only way he could, which was to send rude text messages. After a while, this got annoying, so Bobmarle started to plot revenge.
Meanwhile, Ceciliantas met a girl in the game called Evenstar, and the two of them hooked up. They have never met in real life and they do not consider themselves to be boyfriend-girlfriend in real life, just in the game. Ceciliantas had rented a room in a local inn. This is normal: most characters in EverQuest 2 have some kind of house or room that they "live in," though some people choose not to have one to save money. By default, however, every new character starts off with an inn room. Also, the game is set up so that you can control who has permission to enter your room. You can change the game settings at any time so that nobody except yourself can enter, anybody can enter, or you can make a specific list of people who are allowed to enter (and only those people on the list can). The default is that anyone who wants to can visit your room, because the way you buy and sell items in the game is that people come to your room to buy your wares. Ceciliantas never bothered or remembered to change those access settings, so anybody could enter his room at any time.
After a little while, Bobmarle hatched his plot. He talked a guildmate into creating a new female character named Allannah. Bobmarle then arranged it so that Ceciliantas and Allannah "bumped into each other" in the game. As Bobmarle expected he would, Ceciliantas flirted with Allannah, and (because this was a set-up), Allannah flirted back and let herself be "seduced" by him. After he "successfully" seduced her, Ceciliantas invited Allannah to come to his room for more, and she accepted. Surgat, another member of Bobmarle's guild who was in on the plot, followed them. Because he is a member of the thief class, Surgat can move around stealthily, which is how he was able to sneak into the room and witness the proceedings without Ceciliantas noticing him... very good for the whole set-up!
Ceciliantas and Allannah then proceeded to have cybersex while Surgat recorded the event with screen captures and text logging. After it was over, Surgat provided Bobmarle with the screen shots, who then posted them to eq2permafrost.com and started the thread which later got a link from fark. What makes the story more funny is that Ceciliantas loudly denied cybering with Allannah (or anybody else). Because the thread was so popular, Evenstar, Ceciliantas' in-game girlfriend, found out about it and got on the thread to disown him (and break up with him) just as he was blustering loudly about taking legal action against this "slander." And hilarity ensued for the thousands of people who know about this. I think it's damn piss funny!
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