Brutal honesty, swear words, nicknames, and demons

Hien messaged me about Mr. Creep - I talked to her about things, too. Heh heh. The oven cleaner doesn't spray properly, or maybe it's just me.

Poo nugget for Monday, November 9: Camouflage Poo - Poo Mosaic - Camouflage Poo looks like a mosaic of different excrement from different sources and different meals. While it is all one unit of poop, it resembles a conglomerate rock, with many different pieces of poo fused together by the impact of time and pressure. Due to their camouflage coloring (varying shades of black / brown / green), these poos have historically been difficult to identify in the wilderness. Thankfully, the present-day practice of using a toilet affords us a pristine white backdrop against which to carefully examine these poos. While the size of this type of turd varies, the texture is usually bumpy and the appearance unmistakable. (POO OF THE MONTH!)


Facebook quizzes taken from Ellen, Darren, and Jessica:

Leslie took the "WHAT SHOULD YOUR NICKNAME BE?" quiz and got "PORK CHOP." CHOP CHOP PORKY. (... WHAT?!)

Leslie took the "WHAT'S YOUR SWEAR WORD?" quiz and got "BASTARD." YOU PISSIN BASTARD. (Well, does it count if they spelled it wrong in the original result?)

Leslie took the "HOW NERDY IS YOUR NAME?" quiz and got "58%." MAYBE YOU WANT TO RECONSIDER YOUR NAME. (But it's 58%, man! Oh wait, this is "how NERDY is your name," not "how SEXY is your name" ...)

Leslie took Which demon lies within you? Element. You are very calm and shy, you like to spend time by yourself. And even though you are mostly peaceful... if you get angry, you get mean and can tear someone apart! You are very creative, and find it hard to make friends - but once you do, they're friends for life!

Leslie took Let me read your love fortune. Ace of Cups: You are going to have or already have a pure relationship. Your feelings and emotions will be deeply involved with this. However, a warning is at hand: Focus on being rather than doing. Sometimes "being" is enough to satisfy a person. (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

You Are Brutally Honest

Hey, the truth hurts, but that's not exactly your fault. You call things as you see them and pull no punches. You believe that you shouldn't be punished for speaking your mind. It's a lot better than being a liar. In fact, you have no tolerance for dishonesty of any kind. In your mind, a white lie is still a lie. You'd rather that people give it to you straight. You pride yourself on being tough enough to handle the unvarnished truth.

How Do You Tell the Truth?

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