Rock Star Barbie with atrocious spelling! / Rotten Poo

Facebook quiz taken from Angela B:

Leslie just took the "What Barbie are you?" quiz and the result is Rock Star Barbie. You love to listen to rock music, and to go to shows. You also love to sing, and play an instrument... or maybe both. You love fashion, but with your own little flair. (The spelling on this one made my eyes bleed! Even the result was bad... "instrument" as "interment," for some strange reason!)

Poo nugget for this weekend: Rotten Poo - The stench from the most atrocious Rotten Poos can overwhelm you. Even with a quick-response courtesy flush, survival instincts force you to speed up the defecating process in order to exit the bathroom as quickly as possible. A Rotten Poo's odor is so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next several hours is affected. There is no way to prepare for a poo like this. When it happens, a quick execution of the stooling session is a must. Synonyms: Napalm, Aftershock Poo, Agent Orange. [I like the picture for this one: a toilet with wiring at the back, all with "smelly" lines, hahaha!]