UnbreakableSalmon / Intestines having a mind of their own

I got Salmoned after updating Boring_People with an entry right before I was going to go to bed. Sweet, even though I wasn't in the mood to talk much! (and Ed W. added me on Facebook - neato!)

[00:35:45] unbreakablesalmon: Always ask someone you love before putting anything in your mouth.
[00:38:53] flamsterette_x: Um. sure.
[00:39:05] unbreakablesalmon: who is this?
[00:39:28] flamsterette_x: We've been connected by a bot. You don't know me, and I don't know you.
[00:39:40] unbreakablesalmon: um.... a bot?
[00:39:59] flamsterette_x: It sent us the same message at the same time; in this case "Always ask someone you love before putting anything in your mouth."
[00:40:43] unbreakablesalmon: um, I didn't get that message
[00:41:11] flamsterette_x: so what did you get? (and am I "unbreakablesalmon" to you, or something else?)
[00:41:31] unbreakablesalmon: no, I got "Oh no! I'm being chased by an implausibility of gnus!"
[00:42:14] unbreakablesalmon: ...
[00:43:44] flamsterette_x: and what do I show up as to you?
[00:44:03] unbreakablesalmon: huh?
[00:44:32] flamsterette_x: what's my screen name?
[00:45:34] unbreakablesalmon: GeniusCoho
[00:46:06] unbreakablesalmon: ... what's mine?
[00:47:14] flamsterette_x: unbreakablesalmon
[00:47:22] unbreakablesalmon: .... really?
[00:47:33] flamsterette_x: [00:45:34] unbreakablesalmon: GeniusCoho
[00:46:06] unbreakablesalmon: ... what's mine?
[00:47:14] flamsterette_x: unbreakablesalmon
[00:47:38] flamsterette_x: Yes, really.
[00:47:49] unbreakablesalmon: that's weird.
[00:48:03] flamsterette_x: Are you on LiveJournal, Xanga, or Deviant Art?
[00:48:13] unbreakablesalmon: I'm on LiveJournal
[00:49:29] unbreakablesalmon: well, what's up?
[00:50:29] flamsterette_x: I was going to go to bed, but then this popped up... couldn't resist replying.
[00:50:51] unbreakablesalmon: are you sure? coz you IM'ed me...
[00:51:03] flamsterette_x: I take it you have never been Salmoned / Cohoed before. Go look up the.missing.hat. on LJ or Google... take out the periods.
[00:51:22] unbreakablesalmon: I don't know... and no, I haven't.
[00:51:32] flamsterette_x: You see, this makes it look as if the other person IM'ed you first.
[00:51:34] flamsterette_x: [00:35:45] unbreakablesalmon: Always ask someone you love before putting anything in your mouth.
[00:38:53] flamsterette_x: Um. sure.
[00:51:45] flamsterette_x: look it up - it'll give you the info you need
[00:51:58] unbreakablesalmon: haha... nah, I pretty much get it :)
[00:52:06] unbreakablesalmon: so what's up with you? Age / Sex / Location?
[00:53:24] unbreakablesalmon: actually, I gotta go... bye!
[00:54:26] flamsterette_x: not much... I need to get to bed, as previously stated... so I'll post this to themissinghat and my own personal journal... and then leave. bye!


Poo nugget for Wednesday, September 2: Dr. Stool Says - A Mind of Its Own - Columbia professor Dr. Michael Gershon definitively demonstrated our intestines' autonomy when he performed a classic experiment on a guinea pig colon. After surgically removing the colon from the guinea pig, he showed how a pellet placed at one end caused coordinated colonic contractions that quickly resulted in expulsion of the pellet from the other end.