BRUNO and squatting for hemorrhoids

Krista and Vanessa picked me up a bit after 7, and we were off to see BRUNO at Silvercity. Talked about interesting things on the way there, and the movie was kinda what I expected it might be. Definitely not something to take your parents to, in any event! The "German" was bastardized into something not really recognizable, and the whole thing was just AWFUL in a good way! Got some laughs out of it, but the montage was pretty crazy. We went to Tapioca Express (just a few doors down from Richmond Sushi) for some bubble tea later - I got mango, and Krista got jasmine. I also got some meat sauce noodles (which weren't bad for $4), since I needed some calories from not being hungry enough to eat much all day... it's the sapping heat! Forgot what Vanessa purchased, but it did have tiny pearls! Discussed more interesting girly things, as well as things relating to snakes / books / blurry Fort St. John theaters / devious plans / Victoria. Yes, we were in the mood for water!

Got home to tell Corey that I'd seen the movie:

[23:03:43] Corey: so are you scarred for life? :P
[23:04:10] Flami: learning about martyrs: funny you should say that...
[23:04:50] Corey: so what was the most horrifying part? :P
[23:07:53] Flami: the part where he was visiting the psychic with the crystal ball!
[23:09:26] Corey: that part was already done in the show and was a LOT better... it showed the reaction of the psychic guy a lot more and wasn't so graphic... that's the funny part, the weird look the psychic guy gives and what he says after.. they didn't show much of that in the movie
[23:23:22] Corey: I would have thought the midget buttsex montage, or the review meeting for his show would be the worst for you :P
[23:32:00] Flami: I didn't even realize it was a buttsex montage till it almost ended... and the focus group scene was TERRIBLE!
[23:38:16] Corey: what? they were using slingshots and machines to buttsex each other for several minutes
[23:38:25] Corey: it was pretty clear :P
[23:44:18] Flami: oh, it was pretty terrible... I didn't want to realize that yes, it was buttsex :P
[23:46:30] Corey: well what else would it be?
[23:51:35] Flami: : I was like, "This can't be what I think it is... wait... HAHAHA... oh crap... HAHAHA... it is?!"
[23:59:05] Corey: well, go download the TV series :P it's better. the Bruno stuff there is 100% buttsex-free
[00:00:26] Corey: there are a few where he just shows that fashion people are idiots... he goes around asking people after a show what they thought the inspiration for the nautical theme in the show was.. they all say: "OHHH YEAH, THE NAUTICAL THEME REPRESENTED BLAH BLAH BLAH," and had some big elaborate speech about what that might mean
[00:00:56] Corey: then he finds the lady that ran the show.. "what show did YOU watch? There was no nautical theme!"
[00:01:21] Corey: so he's going around asking people that just watches a show to explain things that didn't exist in it, and they all have an answer :P
[00:03:12] Corey: there's another where he's talking to a guy about his show... he asks him about how calm the show was... "oh yeah, it was so calm, blah blah blah" ... then how wild it was... "oh yeah, it's so wild, blah blah" ... he just keeps asking him opposites, and the guy explains why he took the direction of the show that way..... despite being asked things that obviously contradict each other, he comes up with reasons for why he made his show that way....
[00:03:25] Corey: the last question was "do you believe in consistency?" "no"


Poo nugget for Wednesday, July 29: Dr. Stool Says - Score One For The Squatters - In 1987, Dr. Berko Sikirov published a study showing that hemorrhoid sufferers experienced regression of their hemorrhoids when they went from using sitting toilets to squatting.