Zombie weapons and fat Asian hippes at Disney!
Heard about college students in Iran being beaten and killed for not supporting the crazy long-named guy over there who just "won" the presidential election to be "re-elected" - STOP THE HUMANITY! Billie told me about the peaceful protests the night of the election (a couple nights back), and she figured it might spiral into this.
Leslie's just got their French Name. I just got my French Name. It's Marielle Leveque.
Leslie's just got their Ice Cream Flavor Name. I just got my Ice Cream Flavor Name. It's Chocolate Fudge.
Leslie's just got their Turkish Name. I just got my Turkish Name. It's Nurcan Rustu.
Facebook quizzes taken from Valdimar, Kaitlin, David L., Jane, Alan, and Cathy:
Leslie completed the quiz "What does your sign say about you? :)" with the result V • I • R • G • O ~ The Freak. Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Love at first sight, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser...
Leslie took the How FAT are you? quiz and got the result: 72% Fat.
Leslie took the What NATIONALITY are you, Really? quiz and got the result: I am ITALIAN.
Leslie took the How Asian Are You? quiz and got the result: I am: 100% Asian.
Leslie took the How Will You Die? quiz. (Don't be scared - take the death test. Because nobody lives forever. Sorry.) Leslie's result is "Peacefully In Your Sleep." You're smart, you're healthy, and you don't let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime. Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them "jerkface."
Leslie took the The eSPIN Personality Test quiz. (If you haven't taken the eSPIN personality quiz, you still don't have a personality.) Leslie's result is "The Thinker." You're smart, and you know what? You totally know it. You value brains above almost anything else, which is pretty good. (Better than valuing, say, booties). But you also tend to get cocky about your own intelligence. Keep up with the intellectual pursuits, but don't be afraid to be wrong every once in a while. Seriously - stupidity can be cute!
Leslie completed the quiz "What zombie fighting weapon best suits you?" with the result Like Robin Hood, you have the BOW AND ARROW. A creature of precision, aim, and strength, you have decided to go Robin Hood on these zombies, taking from the undead and giving to the... uh... well, whoever, you got game with your on-target arrows, and probably some sweet moves for when you run out of arrows and beat them off with your bow. You are the sort of person who likes concentration, and when you do well, a grim little smile decorates your face. Take 'em out, Legolas.
Leslie completed the quiz "What 90's Nickelodeon TV show character are you?" with the result You're Doug Funnie! You're a good kid! You have a crush on someone at school, but you're pretty shy. You write about your day in your journal, and you like really cool bands, like the Beats! Even though there's this one bully at school, you find ways to not let it ruin your day. After all, your best friend is pretty awesome!
Leslie took the What is your Hippie Name? quiz and the result is Gypsy Willow Dusk.
Leslie took the what Disney character are you? quiz and the result is Winnie the Pooh. With many friends and a great big heart, it's hard not to like you. All you want is fun, some sweet food, and friends to share time with.
Leslie took the Do you belong on Jerry Springer? quiz and the result is The Oprah Winfrey Show. You belong on the Oprah Winfrey Show! Unless you are a Hollywood celebrity who is so famous that you are suing people on Xenu's home planet for downloading your sex tapes, you probably belong on the show because you have a dream that you want to be fulfilled. You have suffered in life. After all, not having a BRAND NEW CAR! is very difficult. You have never understood yourself fully, and neither have other people. The Oprah shrine in your room brings stares and weird looks, and people laugh when they see you reading Oprah's Book Club novels. You don't care. You must be one with the Oprah. One day, you will find your spirit. Apparently, it will involve watching a lot of TV and buying a lot of merchandise. Still, you believe in Oprah, and Oprah believes in you. Make sure you make out the check to Oprah Winfrey. She'll spend it on charities... and maybe a few mansions.
Leslie's just got their French Name. I just got my French Name. It's Marielle Leveque.
Leslie's just got their Ice Cream Flavor Name. I just got my Ice Cream Flavor Name. It's Chocolate Fudge.
Leslie's just got their Turkish Name. I just got my Turkish Name. It's Nurcan Rustu.
Facebook quizzes taken from Valdimar, Kaitlin, David L., Jane, Alan, and Cathy:
Leslie completed the quiz "What does your sign say about you? :)" with the result V • I • R • G • O ~ The Freak. Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Love at first sight, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser...
Leslie took the How FAT are you? quiz and got the result: 72% Fat.
Leslie took the What NATIONALITY are you, Really? quiz and got the result: I am ITALIAN.
Leslie took the How Asian Are You? quiz and got the result: I am: 100% Asian.
Leslie took the How Will You Die? quiz. (Don't be scared - take the death test. Because nobody lives forever. Sorry.) Leslie's result is "Peacefully In Your Sleep." You're smart, you're healthy, and you don't let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime. Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them "jerkface."
Leslie took the The eSPIN Personality Test quiz. (If you haven't taken the eSPIN personality quiz, you still don't have a personality.) Leslie's result is "The Thinker." You're smart, and you know what? You totally know it. You value brains above almost anything else, which is pretty good. (Better than valuing, say, booties). But you also tend to get cocky about your own intelligence. Keep up with the intellectual pursuits, but don't be afraid to be wrong every once in a while. Seriously - stupidity can be cute!
Leslie completed the quiz "What zombie fighting weapon best suits you?" with the result Like Robin Hood, you have the BOW AND ARROW. A creature of precision, aim, and strength, you have decided to go Robin Hood on these zombies, taking from the undead and giving to the... uh... well, whoever, you got game with your on-target arrows, and probably some sweet moves for when you run out of arrows and beat them off with your bow. You are the sort of person who likes concentration, and when you do well, a grim little smile decorates your face. Take 'em out, Legolas.
Leslie completed the quiz "What 90's Nickelodeon TV show character are you?" with the result You're Doug Funnie! You're a good kid! You have a crush on someone at school, but you're pretty shy. You write about your day in your journal, and you like really cool bands, like the Beats! Even though there's this one bully at school, you find ways to not let it ruin your day. After all, your best friend is pretty awesome!
Leslie took the What is your Hippie Name? quiz and the result is Gypsy Willow Dusk.
Leslie took the what Disney character are you? quiz and the result is Winnie the Pooh. With many friends and a great big heart, it's hard not to like you. All you want is fun, some sweet food, and friends to share time with.
Leslie took the Do you belong on Jerry Springer? quiz and the result is The Oprah Winfrey Show. You belong on the Oprah Winfrey Show! Unless you are a Hollywood celebrity who is so famous that you are suing people on Xenu's home planet for downloading your sex tapes, you probably belong on the show because you have a dream that you want to be fulfilled. You have suffered in life. After all, not having a BRAND NEW CAR! is very difficult. You have never understood yourself fully, and neither have other people. The Oprah shrine in your room brings stares and weird looks, and people laugh when they see you reading Oprah's Book Club novels. You don't care. You must be one with the Oprah. One day, you will find your spirit. Apparently, it will involve watching a lot of TV and buying a lot of merchandise. Still, you believe in Oprah, and Oprah believes in you. Make sure you make out the check to Oprah Winfrey. She'll spend it on charities... and maybe a few mansions.
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